Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

6 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Special team fuckups. Fuck

On both punt drops, looked like the returner was back on his heels when the ball arrived

[Stunns38 3460]

Fuck you Baylor

[TOR 5576]

Fuck this pasch guy, he can go suck a dick.

[ATXbronco 4065]

Put our scrubbs in and Baylor had lots of chances at the end zone still couldn't get it done

 

Sorry kids, you tried to play hard sometimes 

[UTEE97 3521]

What a bitch Aranda is!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

Story of your life? Never mind, you mentioned potential.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

No TD for you Baylor. Eat shit 

[The Ace of Aces 5183]

Lots to work on, but a blowout win is good. 

Fuck off forever, Baylor 

Edited September 24, 2023 by The Ace of Aces

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Fuck you, Baylor. See you never!

[Mdhorn 5949]

Sporting of Sark to jog out and give his condolences.  

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

Honk honk! 4-0 Express coming through. 

I guess my guess was pretty close 42-14.

[Mez2 4023]

More like, Baylol

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

Missed blatant false start

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

We should have put up 45 easily on these fucks, but gotta stay consistent with living in the 30s

Edited September 24, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[TexArcher 37774]

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

38 points against a soft serve Baylor team is very meh.

 

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

 

We're winning by 32 and we really might have the best defense in the country.

Jesus, y'all.

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Cool last drive

 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

That dude like 2 yards in bounds lol the refs 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

Fuck yes Texas.  

[JBJ 3654]

Refs just mailing in that false start lol.

[Modessit 5601]

Props to the D - especially the starters. 2 muffed punts gave them excellent field position and they only got 3 points out of it.

[David Dennison 18860]

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

38 points against a soft serve Baylor team is very meh.

Counterpoint: Defense wins championships

[gofuckyourself 8236]

Unlike the coeds, Texas said no and you couldn't force it in, you fucking pieces of shit.

Fuck. Baylor.

[hobbes2702 13033]

Impressive. Sark is starting to win me over. 

[deadshank 24653]

 No TDs for you, Baylor.  
 

You may fuck off.  

[Bodowned 709]

haha fuck you, Baylor - couldn’t score against our 2nd unit in two tries

[Brothahorn 10087]

Bro I can't with people like you. I just can't anymore. 

It's real out here in these streets. It's not for the faint of heart.

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Fuck off, Baylor. 

[Laxtonto 12080]

[beer 3220]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Not that that's okay.

I only go to the games when I have a non-drinking driver.  Or when I take a Lyft.
The Lyft fee's back & forth + beer at $10-13 each + minimum $120 for the cheap (but watchable) seats = $fucket I'm staying on my couch

If you live west take 281 instead. East or Central go 77 to 53 and catch the tollway.

[ousux 5597]

Don't know about ya'll but I feel good about our scrubs not allowing a garbage time TD!

[Horny Bull 2759]

May we never share a field with you again you bible thumping fucktards.

[wild_turkey 3159]

Fuck Baylor

[Lou Loomis 746]

Fuck off into oblivion, rapists

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2034]

Just now, TexArcher said:

 

 

We're winning by 32 and we really might have the best defense in the country.

Jesus, y'all.

This. Some folks need to settle down. Defense was fucking nails tonight 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

nice work team, kept em from scoring

This Defense is just starting to gel. If they can stay healthy, they will be beasts for the home stretch. Go Horns! All GAS, no BRAKE.

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

That’s playing to our standard. The Texas standard. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

So long shithead rapists. One last ass-fucking for the road.

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

Are you people pulling my leg? Is this some kind of joke? Because I am having a hard time believing this is really your take away from this game. We dominated on both sides of the ball and the outcome was never in doubt. 

You would think after all we have suffered since 2009 there would be rejoicing.

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

Fuck Baylor.  See y’all bitches never 

[BrazilHorn 6604]

Bye fuckers. EABOD you shitbirds. 

[SKA the boss 729]

Well, that was fun.

[Rickylovesweed 14311]

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

I swear some  of you just like to bitch. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter and Texas started rotating backups on both sides of the ball. Plus, very conservative on offense. Jesus Christ get a grip. 

Do you want to beat Baylor by 60 points or keep the team healthy? Only complete fucking morons care about winning by 40 when the game is already over in the 3rd quarter. 

 

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Fuuuuuuuuuck you, Baylor, and fuck Waco, and fuck everything about your coaches and players. 

[gofuckyourself 8236]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Yeah once again not living up to potential 

I don't who the fuck you are but get the fuck off Texas football game threads if you're so fucking sad about them.

Fuck all y'all fucking losers. Holy shit you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

[Stunns38 3460]

Impressive. PK is starting to win me over. 

Fify

[mwaadeeb 1210]

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

But Sark called off the dogs at the end and went conservative instead of scoring more again.  A small thing to bitch about for sure but I don’t get why he pulls his foot off the gas.  It’s not very all gas no breaks. 

He was going for a touchdown on fourth down before the penalty, when the gentlemanly thing would have been to kick. And then he was pissed. That is not taking his foot off the gas.

[Lonestar88 4664]

Baylor only scoring 6 points when we muffed two punts is pretty incredible. Great job by the defense.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

What a solid win. Yeah the special teams need some big work but dang our d is special. Quinn finally does look like a new guy to me. This is awesome. 

[Lhorn 4913]

Defense was salty tonight.  Played well on the red zone.  Nice win!

[ousux 5597]

Don't flush on the way out! Leave a steaming pile in that bowl.