Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Valmy77 13226]

7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

But Sark called off the dogs at the end and went conservative instead of scoring more again.  A small thing to bitch about for sure but I don’t get why he pulls his foot off the gas.  It’s not very all gas no breaks. 

What? He tried to score. Just we fumbled punts and missed a FG. I don't think it was his conservative strategy that caused that. That was execution.

[Shaggyhorn 641]

[Duane Moore 5237]

Great win to put these bums down early and not let them get anything going. The Big 12 Farewell Tour has begun. 

[ATXbronco 4065]

Final

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You are without question the worst fucking game thread poster every week. Fax me your 4.0 Texas engineering degree and I'll fax you my 7 inch cock. 

Yeah - I didn't go to Texas. I'm also twice the fan that your bitch ass is. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

No TD's for you!

[Party_Taco 3726]

Mo playing the fuck outta this quarter!

[Real Papi 988]

Another great game for Brooks.🤘🏼

[beer 3220]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't who the fuck you are but get the fuck off Texas football game threads if you're so fucking sad about them.

Fuck all y'all fucking losers. Holy shit you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

[Huckleberry 32859]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I swear some  of you just like to bitch. The game was over halfway through the 3rd quarter and Texas started rotating backups on both sides of the ball. Plus, very conservative on offense. Jesus Christ get a grip. 

Do you want to beat Baylor by 60 points or keep the team healthy? Only complete fucking morons care about winning by 40 when the game is already over in the 3rd quarter. 

 

 

Not just conservative on offense. The defensive calls on the last two drives were actually kind of irritating just bailing all DBs in a super prevent to let their backup scrub walk down the field. 

Edited September 24, 2023 by Huckleberry

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

Now let's go and pillage the rest of this poor conference on our way to a conference championship and CFP. We have so much more talent than everyone else we shouldn't lose to anyone. Ou looked less than impressive against Cincy, ISU is LOL, TCU is meh, and Tech is a fucking joke as per usual, and the best part is we get those inbred sand eating fucks at home with bulletin board material. We're in year 3 and no more fucking excuses. It's time to go get it. 

[Stunns38 3460]

Our front 7 is legit. DBs have lapses at times but we have a deep rotation and a top 10 d-line nationwide.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

I won't miss Baylor. Good riddance Waco.

[ztejas 43429]

3 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

All I've ever tried to do is hold it down. 

[Modessit 5601]

I don't who the fuck you are but get the fuck off Texas football game threads if you're so fucking sad about them.
Fuck all y'all fucking losers. Holy shit you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

[ATXbronco 4065]

11 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Banks hurt

 

 

great job leaving the starters in

Is this a happened thing?  

[Duane Moore 5237]

Bobby says Banks and Jones both seemed fine after the game despite limping off the field in their last plays. 

[bolverk 29672]

One of you photoshoppers put a bearskin hat on Bevo.

[Richter 2259]

Great to see a dominant win, but between that band on LHN, the shear quantity of Golden Bachelor ads, and our special teams play, I think we all have a lot of soul searching to do tonight.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

 

[Rickylovesweed 14305]

3 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Bobby says Banks and Jones both seemed fine after the game despite limping off the field in their last plays. 

This is why you pull the starters and don't worry about meaningless shit like running up the score. 

[Dbeasy 15050]

Good grief I come back to the thread and there are actually people bitching about how Texas played? They dominated. People suck. 

[Hermanator 7050]

How about this defense. Special teams drops 2 balls giving Baylor instant red zone and the defense still only gives up 6 points. 

They whipped those bitches' asses

[Longhornstampede 3182]

48 minutes ago, bolverk said:

You're not worthy.

I'm not 

[ousux 5597]

In other news, froggy is feeling themselves after beating the ponies from 30 miles away.

[TexasGolf 4903]

[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

8 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Defense was salty tonight.  Played well on the red zone.  Nice win!

They absolutely owned the red zone. That's the definition of a bend don't break defensive mentality by PK. Love it. It spikes my blood pressure when they get there, but then they shut that shit down. 

[SHOOTER12 8808]

FÙUUCK! I know we won but what was the final score? Wife had a bad accident and fell down the stairs. I've been playing Dr. since 9 last night and decided no big deal I'd watch it on DVR later, and then discovered DVR fuxked up. FUUUUUUUCK.

[ATXbronco 4065]

This guy looks like the really short actor who always plays either an IT guy or a a forensic pathologist on TV

[Hermanator 7050]

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Our front 7 is legit. DBs have lapses at times but we have a deep rotation and a top 10 d-line nationwide.

Our speed on the back end is lacking with the guys that have experience. The guys with the speed are freshmen and too raw to trust right now.

[mvlonghorns 285]

Only real negative was special teams this game. A missed short FG and two fumbled punt returns would be killer against a good team. We gotta clean that shit up.

[Valmy77 13226]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FÙUUCK! I know we won but what was the final score? Wife had a bad accident and fell down the stairs. I've been playing Dr. since 9 last night and decided no big deal I'd watch it on DVR later, and then discovered DVR fuxked up. FUUUUUUUCK.

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[Funk Doctor Spock 12198]

8 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

Another great game for Brooks.🤘🏼

Duce is as advertised. Did Choice recruit him, or was he a Herman recruit?

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

Ewers getting better with every game.  Love to see it. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FÙUUCK! I know we won but what was the final score? Wife had a bad accident and fell down the stairs. I've been playing Dr. since 9 last night and decided no big deal I'd watch it on DVR later, and then discovered DVR fuxked up. FUUUUUUUCK.

Tell her Surly says get well soon.  I mean, you might need a sammich. 

[bolverk 29672]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

FÙUUCK! I know we won but what was the final score? Wife had a bad accident and fell down the stairs. I've been playing Dr. since 9 last night and decided no big deal I'd watch it on DVR later, and then discovered DVR fuxked up. FUUUUUUUCK.

So sorry, man. I hope your wife gets better.

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[mchookem 16335]

[Hook1997 5354]

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

What? He tried to score. Just we fumbled punts and missed a FG. I don't think it was his conservative strategy that caused that. That was execution.

Definitely could have done something other than run up the middle on the goal to go playsl.  Also could have let Murphy throw on first or second down instead of just on third when they expected it.   Not a big deal but I’d like to see more regular game plan to get to 40 atleast.  

[SHOOTER12 8808]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

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Thanks brother. Hopefully I can sleep tonight and catch a replay on LHN.

[TOR 5575]

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

Ewers getting better with every game.  Love to see it. 

Loved the Herp Derp TD play.

[Davis Lane 5584]

8 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Go on.

[Horn Dog 9855]

[Hermanator 7050]

2 minutes ago, mvlonghorns said:

Only real negative was special teams this game. A missed short FG and two fumbled punt returns would be killer against a good team. We gotta clean that shit up.

Special teams was elite the first 3 games and these weren't issues where they just got beaten. These were lack of focus mistakes. I'm not worried about it since they were almost perfect before today. Banks and the monkey will get that shit refocused 

[SHOOTER12 8808]

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

So sorry, man. I hope your wife gets better.

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Thanks, she's damned lucky to be alive.

[tokamak 6429]

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Thanks brother. Hopefully I can sleep tonight and catch a replay on LHN.

They get posted on YouTube

[Rickylovesweed 14305]

Kansas will be an interesting one next week. They have some weapons on offense. 

BUT their defense is also pretty fucking terrible. 

 

[Bevoette 1268]

I'm just going to say, our defense kicks ass!

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

Babers saying on the On Texas Football post-game that Sark is putting the rest of the Big12 on notice that they will not have enough time in the week to prepare for all that the Texas offense is capable.  The sheer number of formations/players/plays that Sark is throwing out there is going to make it impossible for teams to prepare for everything.

[ATXbronco 4065]

Fuck USC is playing against a mediocre team who could surprise someone sometimes

 

Old assed Mac (thank you) doing good again

[Hiphopopotamos 20872]

1 minute ago, tokamak said:

They get posted on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/@rLonghornNationGameArchive usually has a good quality copy uploaded by Monday.