Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[coachherman'sgrill 2239]

Took long enough to acknowledge the false start

[honolulu horn 6165]

solid pass there

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Wait...are they calling penalties on Baylor?

[Bevo&Pevo 5213]

piggy up by 10 over bayou kitty

bucknuts and domer still at 0-0

[burntorangebongos 10750]

Intercept!!! Come on, D. Take the ball away!!!!

[Coach pop a bitch 5487]

Who is #17? 

[The Ace of Aces 5193]

Do. Something. Offense. Jesus Christ. 

[lilMAC25 3801]

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Going to be a long game because Herman Sark is reluctant to stick with what works.

[TexArcher 37989]

Nice stop, D.

How about a return??

[Laxtonto 12090]

Nice!

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

decent screen blocks by our guys on that punt.  

[ztejas 43524]

*15 yard punt return*

"That was well covered by Baylor"

[Dnaguy 12019]

Refs can’t save that kind of shittery 

[Stunns38 3538]

We know that Sark is about to go deep 1st down

[Thatguy 8761]

I was gonna be pissed if they didn't call that false start

[UTEE97 3522]

Are we waiting for the 4th quarter for the offense to start playing? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Let's see if Sark can stop smelling his own farts and call something, you know, good. 

[LTtxfan 49324]

Alright Texas offense... Go score another TD🤘

[honolulu horn 6165]

I like this Laxtonto fellow. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5213]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Nice!

 

[BERT 4380]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

Do. Something. Offense. Jesus Christ. 

You need to calm or you’re not gonna make it all season. 12min left in the damn first half lol

[lilMAC25 3801]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

Big dude and fast.

 

J Tapp

Edited September 24, 2023 by lilMAC25

[Deej 76861]

Just now, UTEE97 said:

Are we waiting for the 4th quarter for the offense to start playing? 

Of course. 

[TexArcher 37989]

None of that is a block in the back, you ignorant dumbass rape enablers.

[deadshank 24653]

I wouldn’t mind if my name was Monterrey.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

Get Sanders more involved in the passing game, Sark. No one can cover or stop him. 

[Sgt Hulk 13815]

How can the offense fuck is here

[Dark Horse 2284]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Let's see if Sark can stop smelling his own farts and call something, you know, good. 

The touchdown play?

[Dahobbs 17627]

I don't know why we are unable to setup punt returns, but it feels like forever since we have had room for a punt returner to operate. 

[Dnaguy 12019]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Nice!

I’m intrigued. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter…. 

[honolulu horn 6165]

Time for more JT

[BrazilHorn 6624]

Score here O. LFG. D playing great. 

[Dahobbs 17627]

Let's score a TD. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3029]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Nice!

Holy shit

Name???

[TexArcher 37989]

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I’m intrigued. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter…. 

I'd just like to have sex with her.

[CurlyDumps 4476]

Earn your millions, Steve.

[Mdhorn 5974]

3 minutes ago, staboner said:

baxter seems injury prone

He's a freshman.  He'll be fine.  He's not an every down back, nor should be this early in his college career.  

[Horn80 6131]

Sark may do a trick play this series.

[D3zii 3708]

Come on OFFENSE!!!!!! We should be Beating the doors off this team!!!!!!

[Dnaguy 12019]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

 

This guy was canceled during Metoo?

[ztejas 43524]

The fucking lack of IQ or working brain cells that it must require for some of you to already be talking shit about Sark's play calling fucking astounds me. I mean I seriously wonder how fucking stupid some of you really are. I hope for your sake it's a combination of liquor and reverse-jinxing. Fuck.

[Yesh 931]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

J'Mond Tapp

[Biff Tannen 45695]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Get Sanders more involved in the passing game, Sark. No one can cover or stop him. 

THIS

[TOR 5752]

Just now, deadshank said:

I wouldn’t mind if my name was Monterrey.  

Monterrey Deadshank has a nice ring, yeah.

[bborange 10090]

2 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Who is #17? 

J'Mond Tapp

[Sawbonz 27580]

Maybe sark should have told them we are being disrespected in his pregame speech

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

Just now, Horn80 said:

Sark may do a trick play this series.

almost guaranteed

[Firemans4Horn 18118]

Put together a coherent drive. 

[TexArcher 37989]

Baylor's had the ball 4 times and they have 70 yards, half of which was on a deep ball that he can't hit again.

[HuntinHorn 986]

Come on O ….pull your head out of your ass.