Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Surly Bevo 25066]

Watch the fake

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Keytron of the planet Cybertron

[Rickylovesweed 14503]

PK has these boys playing. Huge stop after a short field. 

[sith_horn 2407]

Wonder if that hobbled foot affected Baylor's QB on that overthrow TD attempt.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3026]

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2237]

Fuck Baylor. It’s weird to watch them be 5-7 ish looking Mack Brown right now. But fuck them. Every team in the Big 12 got better facilities and better coaches than they’d have had if they had not been in a conference where UT and OU were carrying their water. I get why the irate 8 were pissed and bitter but be fucking thankful we carried your water all these years fucksticks! Seriously. Aranda is a good coach and I don’t know why Baylor looks like they are all black out drunk out there all season but fuck them. We carried their sinning Baptist asses to a new stadium and all that. Fuck them. 

Someone is spicy but agree

[ztejas 43491]

Fine. We'll settle for 63-6.

[Bevo&Pevo 5207]

Still a win for the D, by keeping 'em outta the endzone. 

[HuntinHorn 986]

Thank you D for saving Worthy’s fuck up.

[UTEE97 3522]

Let's score a TD before the half. 

[MrBig 5421]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Literally 

X is giving us the business on many sides of the ball

[Dahobbs 17625]

Let's score a TD. 

[HtownHorn 14733]

Nice quick change defense.

[ClubWhatever 12151]

That dudes eyebrows can hurt you

[Rickylovesweed 14503]

We get ball in the 2nd half with our defense playing lights out. 22 point lead. 

Don't do anything cute here. Just kneel and get to halftime. 

[Sgt Hulk 13793]

A FG hahahahahhaa

[Funk Doctor Spock 12418]

Everyone has grown...except Worthy's fingers 

[Dark Horse 2284]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Let’s get a TD before half.

Come on man, we get ball at half. It will be two runs. 

[BrazilHorn 6619]

Good stop D. Now score. 

[LonghornSean 4008]

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

[Valmy77 13247]

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

[Pam Cummings 9646]

Can we has TD

[Sgt Hulk 13793]

Let’s score again fuck em 

[Steelers Roll Left 1180]

(3) Timeouts….

[Gidnik 3284]

i always thought your guy who could catch the best returned punts

[USNALonghorn 5078]

No way we don’t have more reliable punt catchers than Worthy

[Duane Moore 5246]

LOL, Robertson isn’t bringing them back on us if he had a dozen more quarters to do it. 

[Rickylovesweed 14503]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

No thanks after that last turnover. It's a 22 point lead and we get ball in the 2nd half. 

Just get to halftime. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10324]

8 more FG by Baylor and we have a game

[Stunns38 3536]

Don’t kneel Sark. Don’t be a pussy

[YGIFS 19452]

Didn’t realize Nick Fuentes played QB for Baylor.  Certainly fits the simulation 

Edited September 24, 2023 by YGIFS

[BachelorTrek 3050]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

YOU WILL GET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!

[Jersey Man10 3538]

WR Screen to Worthy for 1st play

[Sgt Hulk 13793]

jUsT bEAt tExAs. - Baylol 

[Valmy77 13247]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

Yeah, the special teams has been great so far...until those two muffs.

[BabaYaga 15301]

Deep ball!!   Let’s go

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

That type of shit is gonna bite us against a better team.

[HtownHorn 14733]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

What is this pussy talk.

[Lou Loomis 748]

We gon score

[Sawbonz 27580]

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"X gon give it to ya"... indeed

X giveth and x taketh away

[Deej 76842]

Worty pulls that shit again, he should have his Lambo taken away. 

[sith_horn 2407]

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

[BabaYaga 15301]

Weak sauce.  

[Pam Cummings 9646]

Meh, take it to half i guess. Lol at Baylor calling timeout.

[lilMAC25 3801]

Down 28-6, Matt Jones gets a sack of Ewers and starts yapping.

 

🤣

Edited September 24, 2023 by lilMAC25

[ClubWhatever 12151]

Well that was a cluster

[Valmy77 13247]

Really Baylor?

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Don’t like this at all

[Bevo&Pevo 5207]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

It better have some spicy mustard if ya' gonna throw to the flats. 

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

I'm happy to see our OL coming in like that against that Baylor fuck face.