Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[Surly Bevo 25778]

Watch the fake

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Keytron of the planet Cybertron

[Rickylovesweed 15570]

PK has these boys playing. Huge stop after a short field. 

[sith_horn 2533]

Wonder if that hobbled foot affected Baylor's QB on that overthrow TD attempt.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3660]

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Fuck Baylor. It’s weird to watch them be 5-7 ish looking Mack Brown right now. But fuck them. Every team in the Big 12 got better facilities and better coaches than they’d have had if they had not been in a conference where UT and OU were carrying their water. I get why the irate 8 were pissed and bitter but be fucking thankful we carried your water all these years fucksticks! Seriously. Aranda is a good coach and I don’t know why Baylor looks like they are all black out drunk out there all season but fuck them. We carried their sinning Baptist asses to a new stadium and all that. Fuck them. 

Someone is spicy but agree

[ztejas 44285]

Fine. We'll settle for 63-6.

[Bevo&Pevo 5528]

Still a win for the D, by keeping 'em outta the endzone. 

[HuntinHorn 1005]

Thank you D for saving Worthy’s fuck up.

[UTEE97 3944]

Let's score a TD before the half. 

[MrBig 5652]

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

Literally 

X is giving us the business on many sides of the ball

[Dahobbs 18398]

Let's score a TD. 

[HtownHorn 15231]

Nice quick change defense.

[ClubWhatever 12324]

That dudes eyebrows can hurt you

[Rickylovesweed 15570]

We get ball in the 2nd half with our defense playing lights out. 22 point lead. 

Don't do anything cute here. Just kneel and get to halftime. 

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

A FG hahahahahhaa

[Funk Doctor Spock 13292]

Everyone has grown...except Worthy's fingers 

[Dark Horse 2436]

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Let’s get a TD before half.

Come on man, we get ball at half. It will be two runs. 

[BrazilHorn 6855]

Good stop D. Now score. 

[LonghornSean 4108]

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

[Valmy77 13626]

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

[Pam Cummings 9886]

Can we has TD

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

Let’s score again fuck em 

[Steelers Roll Left 1299]

(3) Timeouts….

[Gidnik 3506]

i always thought your guy who could catch the best returned punts

[USNALonghorn 5194]

No way we don’t have more reliable punt catchers than Worthy

[Duane Moore 5773]

LOL, Robertson isn’t bringing them back on us if he had a dozen more quarters to do it. 

[Rickylovesweed 15570]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Sark needs to be aggressive. Can easily get a live 2 minute drill in here. 

No thanks after that last turnover. It's a 22 point lead and we get ball in the 2nd half. 

Just get to halftime. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10811]

8 more FG by Baylor and we have a game

[Stunns38 3805]

Don’t kneel Sark. Don’t be a pussy

[YGIFS 19458]

Didn’t realize Nick Fuentes played QB for Baylor.  Certainly fits the simulation 

Edited September 24, 2023 by YGIFS

[BachelorTrek 3326]

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

YOU WILL GET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

AND LIKE IT!!!!!!!

[Jersey Man10 3803]

WR Screen to Worthy for 1st play

[Sgt Hulk 14470]

jUsT bEAt tExAs. - Baylol 

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, LonghornSean said:

Hurting our special Teams efficiency stats tonight. We were something like top 5 nationally coming into the week. 

Yeah, the special teams has been great so far...until those two muffs.

[BabaYaga 15631]

Deep ball!!   Let’s go

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

That type of shit is gonna bite us against a better team.

[HtownHorn 15231]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Down the ball and take this to halftime. Texas ball to start the half.

What is this pussy talk.

[Lou Loomis 933]

We gon score

[Sawbonz 28245]

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

"X gon give it to ya"... indeed

X giveth and x taketh away

[Deej 77877]

Worty pulls that shit again, he should have his Lambo taken away. 

[sith_horn 2533]

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

[BabaYaga 15631]

Weak sauce.  

[Pam Cummings 9886]

Meh, take it to half i guess. Lol at Baylor calling timeout.

[lilMAC25 4006]

Down 28-6, Matt Jones gets a sack of Ewers and starts yapping.

 

🤣

Edited September 24, 2023 by lilMAC25

[ClubWhatever 12324]

Well that was a cluster

[Valmy77 13626]

Really Baylor?

[UTEX_ME 4288]

Don’t like this at all

[Bevo&Pevo 5528]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Ewers tends to throw his sideline passes too slow. Gives defenders too much time to close.

It better have some spicy mustard if ya' gonna throw to the flats. 

[BurntOrange&White 42009]

I'm happy to see our OL coming in like that against that Baylor fuck face.