Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[SKA the boss 729]

Two quick td’s and lots of back ups for the rest of the night sounds about right.

[Bullneck 19,582]

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

[ousux 5,649]

Wanna see some skullfukin’ this 2nd half.  No brakes……

Tsrh

[bolverk 30,376]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

the fuq??

[D3zii 3,956]

Okay fellas!!!! This is where the real work starts!!!!! Can’t we start and finish!???? 
 

Let’s go boys!!!!

[Bullneck 19,582]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

the fuq??

Hey, it's his fantasy.  Shaming is not cool.

[RamjetFDO 10,655]

We need to go for the juggler

[Mdhorn 6,166]

20 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Now Rapelor trying to start a fight since they know they're fucked.

that's some resignation action there.  Pride is shot on the scoreboard so now it's personal.  I'm not a loser, you are.  Becomes individual stuff instead of team since that's already broke.  

[DaysOff 8,223]

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

We've got just the guy.

[AUS-97HORN 12,058]

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

lol could you imagine the uproar if they did that.

70+ year old dude and nothing but under 25s as his choices.... the internet heads would fall off

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

[ousux 5,649]

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

[Deej 77,894]

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

Can’t we start and finish!???? 
 

 

 

[USNALonghorn 5,195]

This halftime feels like it has been going on for an hour 

[ClubWhatever 12,324]

There have been 326 commercials during halftime.  I counted em. 

[AUS-97HORN 12,058]

chances baylor tries an onside kick here???

[atomheartbevo 90,683]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Holy shit that "Golden Bachelor" ad.  They need to dump that and go for the "The Bachelor: Sugar Baby Edition."

Some of those contestants though...

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

Wasn’t there already a MILF one?

[Laxtonto 13,328]

[Cajun 11,780]

18 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Ex Baylor cheerleader
crazy eyes

Cut her some slack, she was probably boogered by the entire Briles roster.

[ATXbronco 4,528]

No Agent 0 to catch that kickoff

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

1 minute ago, ousux said:

The bachelor has come full circle. The OG fans are in retirement homes

That commercial was two minutes!  Gtfo!

[Lou Loomis 933]

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?

[AUS-97HORN 12,058]

dammit ref, he went OOB at the 30  not the 29

[Valmy77 13,626]

Crush them! Let's go!

[OU Sucks 9,405]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

This halftime feels like it has been going on for an hour 

Brett Yormark was making lots of calls

[atomheartbevo 90,683]

C'mon Longhorns, you can do it.

[USNALonghorn 5,195]

Holy fuck JT!!

[AUS-97HORN 12,058]

sanders just rolls to a 50 yard catch

[Mdhorn 6,166]

Sanders snags that pass with one mitt. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

Burnt Ends!

[Bevo Num1 1,068]

Oh shit Sanders!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,525]

Sanders is a fucking MAN!

[TOR 6,156]

Sanders rumblin fumblin stumblin down the field.

[Stunns38 3,806]

Nice catch!

[Sgt Hulk 14,471]

Rape some face a 

[BillyGoatHill 4,421]

What a catch!

[Bevo&Pevo 5,530]

Brooks takes a play that is going nowhere and gets 4 yds.

[ztejas 44,288]

Omfg they might tear Martinez out there?

Run it up. 

[ousux 5,649]

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?

I'm picturing 69 yo bikini babes..

As JT trucks some fools down the field

[Rickylovesweed 15,571]

OH MY GOD 

[burntorangebongos 10,826]

FOOOOOOOTBAAAAAALLLLL! Yay!!!! fuck old ball sack commercials. Go Horns!!!!!!!!

[Party_Taco 3,902]

Sanders eats babies for breakfast!

[Mdhorn 6,166]

Does Sanders have another 100 yard game?  Damn, that's a great sell. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,292]

Only thing slowing down Sanders is that huge dick he has to run with 

Edited September 24, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[Pam Cummings 9,887]

Omfg what a catch 

[coachherman'sgrill 2,651]

Golden Bachelor…. Grossest thing ever, our righteous trainwreck?

Golden bachelor, sounds like something on Urban Dictionary

[GSU&UT 1,799]

I am a big fan of the game of college football

[TexArcher 39,078]

JT, YOU FUCKING BEAST

[cmontexas 3,377]

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