Game Thread Texas vs Baylor - 6:30pm on ABC [An XXX fucking 38-6 Texas]

[TexasRenegade 2435]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We're 3 years in and still doing this dumb stuff. I just don't get it. 

We did dumb stuff when in 2005 when we won it all.  Do you forget the 1st half against ok state?  Or us stepping on out own dicks in the 2nd half of blowouts?

 

Teams lose focus dude. Especially when they know the game is already decided. 🙄 

[ztejas 43411]

25 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I personally think KU is overrated. Their defense is really bad if you look at the advanced stats. 

They've also played nobody. They beat 1-2 Missouri State, 2-2 Illinois, Nevada who is approaching 20 losses in a row, and a very flawed BYU team if you watched them against Arkansas and SHSU. 

I had a feeling Kansas would beat BYU tonight. BYU looked like dog shit against SHSU and they were outgained by nearly 200 yards by Arkansas. 

Kansas is done. Sark and co. are prepping for OU week. 

[hookemATL 11701]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Kansas is done. Sark and co. are prepping for OU week. 

This is the week we assblast from the start at home. KU will fold and Daniels probably doesn’t finish the game. 

[mdmost 42999]

That was a total domination and I'm right here for it. The defense is finally right where we need them to be. The only thing I can point to as needing work is the special teams and I'll take that. Offense was great. Brooks is really owning the role as lead running back. Quinn was great. Didn't even need the deep ball tonight. That was about as good a performance as I could have hoped to send that shitfest in Waco off with. Enjoy wandering the desert, you Baptists turds. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I don't who the fuck you are but get the fuck off Texas football game threads if you're so fucking sad about them.

Fuck all y'all fucking losers. Holy shit you'd complain about a BJ from Sydney Sweeney because she didn't tickle your balls.

What makes her above constructive criticism and continuous improvement?

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

This is the week we assblast from the start at home. KU will fold and Daniels probably doesn’t finish the game. 

KU is getting obliterated. It will look just like this Baylor game - they might make it prettier because I think they're a better team tbh.

[mdmost 42999]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

The only thing about OU that scares me is how they well they blitz on defense. I hope Sark is game planning for that because Baylor was able to get to Quinn that way. Need to come up with some quick slants to take advantage of the one on one matchups. 

[ztejas 43411]

2 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

OU is good. Dallas is going to be a fight. 

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Rimbo 25911]

3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

they suck

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

OU is good.

 

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

They're improved but their offense has some major issues. 

[NWAustinDude 2252]

 

[Zuerst 146]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

I think you forgot the universal truth.

 

OU sucks.

[Vic Mackey 47009]

First notch on the Fuck You Big 12 tour tonight. Sweeter that it was in that toilet bowl in Waco. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

18 minutes ago, tokamak said:

There’s a decent chance that I will never think about Baylor again for the rest of my life. Absolutely nothing of value was lost. 

 

[Rimbo 25911]

highlights

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Full game - condensed

 

[redswingline 1057]

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Remember when the Big 12 won conference realignment and were better off with Texas and OU leaving and Baylor was going to be a new big boy player in a big boy conference?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

 

Cool but they coulda scored 4-5 times if they attempted field goals instead of going for it on the rz, so what does that prove?

[Rimbo 25911]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Cool but they coulda scored 4-5 times if they attempted field goals instead of going for it on the rz, so what does that prove?

They were going for it because a FG would've done no good, with all the points we had. What it proves is that our offense and defense are playing as a team for each other.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cool but they coulda scored 4-5 times if they attempted field goals instead of going for it on the rz, so what does that prove?

Wow so if the exact opposite of what happened, happened, then the outcome would have been different? Are you an analyst cause you shouldn't waste this genius talent of yours.

[ScottS 1061]

23 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Has anyone seen Oklahoma play this year? I haven’t seen a down. 

Also, fuck them.

 

18 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They're improved but their offense has some major issues. 

One of those issues is eating canned skyline chili.

(posted this in the ou/cin game thread but probably no one will ever look at that thread ever again)

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Can everyone that has a Twitter and is burnt ends or cares RT this. 

 

 

Fucking A bitches!

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Just now, ScottS said:

 

One of those issues is eating canned skyline chili.

(posted this in the ou/cin game thread but probably no one will ever look at that thread ever again)

I honestly would have expected those trailer trash hill billies to like the slop that is skyline chili

[redswingline 1057]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Cool but they coulda scored 4-5 times if they attempted field goals instead of going for it on the rz, so what does that prove?

For me it proves I should have gone with my gut and put a lot more on this game than I did.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

They were going for it because a FG would've done no good, with all the points we had. What it proves is that our offense and defense are playing as a team for each other.

True and fair.  Just a strange stat to base anything on, as total scores aren’t necessarily a great proxy for total points. 

[smuggs 9352]

We’re putting sack on OU’s face, second year in a row. Fuck those taints.

[mchookem 16321]

[Rimbo 25911]

 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

True and fair.  Just a strange stat to base anything on, as total scores aren’t necessarily a great proxy for total points. 

enjoy the moment

[Rimbo 25911]

Because we killed BU for the last time today, we need to call an Undertaker.

Tell 'em how it is, Undertaker.

[Rimbo 25911]

oh yeah wrong sport but enjoy the vibe

ou sucks

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2937]

This conference and Cincinnati are so perfect for one another. Delusions of grandeur.
 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I know CIA interrogation methods get a bad wrap but c'mon, that looks like fun.

Reminds me of that old saying..."well fuck me running,"

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20904]

Outside of the special teams shitshow, this game was glorious. 

Our defense is just fucking huge and fast. Great athletes everywhere. Murphy is a fucking rock. Blackwell looked good. So much depth. Gbenda continues to have wow plays. 

Quinn was so solid. JT is a freak. Jonathan Brooks has that sneaky it factor instinctually and is only getting better.  AD Mitchell looks like a portrait of the ideal SEC wideout. 

I don't know what happens the rest of the year, but it is clear that Sark has really transformed and rebuilt this program.  We've got the dudes. We've got the offensive and defensive game plans.  Just got to bring it every week. 

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

59 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

 

 

Scares you to death. 

MB-

[Rimbo 25911]

i have no idea but i like it

[Huckleberry 32848]

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

True and fair.  Just a strange stat to base anything on, as total scores aren’t necessarily a great proxy for total points. 

Not to mention two of those passed up scores definitely would not have been on the defense. 

[Rimbo 25911]

 

[UTEE97 3512]

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Scares you to death. 

MB-

They are gladly claiming us as one of their own even before we've played a single game in the SEC. Compare that to how they treated Aggy when they joined.

Edited September 24, 2023 by UTEE97

[gmr548 16576]

Good win. Baylor is the worst team Texas has played to date but it’s nice to see Texas just nuke a bad team from orbit.

Will need to rewatch as I was at a party and not paying super close attention. Maybe practice special teams next week though. Undefeated, likely ranked Kansas coming to town!

[SHOOTER12 8800]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

They are gladly claiming us as one of their own even before we played a game in the SEC. Compare that to how they treated Aggy when they joined.

Amen brother...

[Rimbo 25911]

PS: FCB

[Rimbo 25911]

I like this:

"We tax our guys because we know it’s going to tax our opponents if we execute it right."

Edited September 24, 2023 by Rimbo