Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker

[jw4381 3241]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

i gotchu fam

Thank you kindly good sir.

[LTtxfan 49909]

 

[Frank Drebin 5824]

Did Brooks ever do a camp where he ran a laser 40?  Because he is faster than I thought he was.  Would not surprise me if he is actually a 4.4 guy.  Or 4.45.  

Whatever he runs, he is fast enough.  And faster than I was expecting.

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

And faster than so many guys taking the wrong angle were expecting, too. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1137]

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

[oldhorn2 438]

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[Foosters 18224]

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

its his way of showing love to the folks back home

[jw4381 3241]

40 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1274]

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[Hank_Hill 19761]

On 9/27/2023 at 6:39 AM, FloridaHorn said:

JC was a burner and a slasher. Brooks is a physical back who has some speed. He is not a poor man's JC, he is a rich man's Keontay Ingram.

Skillet hands and all

[Rimbo 26853]

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

Nah, he’s more not like Edwin Simmons. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nah, he’s more not like Edwin Simmons. 

Nah man, he wears clothing. 

[Doc Daneeka 6791]

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Nah man, he wears clothing. 

That’s what makes Brooks more not like him. Duh. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[wood 11747]

I know he's s'posed to be #2, but he looks like #1 to me.

[staboner 5067]

dude is the right rb for this offense. he wiggles and euro steps through the right more often than not. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

 

[Focht Up 643]

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

[Dbeasy 15526]

This dude is the real deal. He looks faster than the 5 star Baxter. He’s not as big or punishing, but this dude rocks. He was a bit iffy on pass catching earlier in the season, but lately has shown good hands. Love this dude. 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Dbeasy

[ztejas 44114]

Just now, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

Good call. Very similar runner. 

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

It's almost like Texas is a stud RB factory. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5889]

After this week throw Mr Brooks name on the Heisman watch

[wood 11747]

46 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

Eric, or Red?

[Rimbo 26853]

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Eric, or Red?

George

[Stringer 1487]

How much credit does Choice get here?  We were worried (rightly) after Bijan/Roschon left, but there hasn't been a MASSIVE drop.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9483]

Plenty, and the HS recruits already recognize Choice is the real fucking deal.

[BigOrange1 6607]

fill up this guy's nil coffers.  he's the truth.

[Butch Had Not 3053]

On 9/29/2023 at 3:22 PM, Rimbo said:

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

I agree.

[Lhorn 5080]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

j/k  - it’s a reasonable comp 

Edited October 1, 2023 by Lhorn

[Codaxx 6213]

5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Pretty much untouched for 60 yards. He had at least well over 100 yards untouched today. I have to give the game ball to the OL. 

[ousux 5635]

How much credit does Choice get here?  We were worried (rightly) after Bijan/Roschon left, but there hasn't been a MASSIVE drop.

I told you guys before the season our RB stable was as well stocked as any team in the country. Even Blue and Red run hard and are tough to bring down. Choice definitely deserves props. He played the position at the highest level himself, and unlike his counterpart at bloU, knows how to coach RB's to do the same things he did.

[Yesh 961]

Bad Motherfucker Jonathan Brooks leads the nation in rushing yards vs FBS opponents.

 

http://www.cfbstats.com/2023/leader/national/player/split20/category01/sort03.html

[Hard Times 309]

15 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Worthy rolling of Bryant to the other DB cost Brooks and Texas a TD. Dunno what he was thinking.

[kevwun 16269]

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

[Horn Dogg 4277]

14 hours ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

This guy reminds me of Jonathan Brooks, Bad Motherfucker Supreme!  Let’s enjoy him while he’s here!

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

Yeah, it’s been a while since we had a RB that could turn and burn like this.  

[gofuckyourself 8939]

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Good call. Very similar runner. 

It's almost like Texas is a stud RB factory. 

Precisely. If... when ... he wins the Doak Walker award that would be 6 wins from UT RBs and break the tie with Wisconsin.

 

[Frank Drebin 5824]

16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

Same.

7 yards per carry and 17 yards per catch.  Basically that's what he is averaging this season.  And his career.

He is one bad, bad man.  Hope he comes back for another year, but at the same time I am going to just enjoy watching him.

I have decided his running style reminds me of Jamaal Charles the most.  Just a step slower (Jamaal houses that first long run yesterday). That is not a sleight.  Brooks is plenty fast.  Looks like a 4.4 guy.  

[Eskimohorn 5675]

Looks like Tecmo Bowl out there.

[markstanco 12773]

I told you guys before the season our RB stable was as well stocked as any team in the country.

Gonna need you to show your work here.

[markstanco 12773]

Looks like Tecmo Bowl out there.

Ironically my 14 year old was playing techno bowl with modern day Longhorns during TV timeouts at the game.

[immamac 44199]

He was the best player on the field yesterday on a field filled with great players. 
 

BAD MOTHER FUCKER 

[lilMAC25 3969]

11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Pretty much untouched for 60 yards. He had at least well over 100 yards untouched today. I have to give the game ball to the OL. 

Huge hole, but Brooks made 2 people miss in the first 10 yards. I’d need to see the other angle but it looks like the safety made contact with Brooks.

 

Edited October 1, 2023 by lilMAC25

[DalTxHornFan 3130]

Watching replays this morning.  Texas has some large, quick, fast humans wearing Burnt Orange this year. 

[Codaxx 6213]

20 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Huge hole, but Brooks made 2 people miss in the first 10 yards. I’d need to see the other angle but it looks like the safety made contact with Brooks.

 

Guy Helm was blocking (got away with a hold, nice to be on the other side of that) dove at his feet and touched him. 

[6th Street 6654]

Helmet sticker from the ESPN studio crew 

[lilMAC25 3969]

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Guy Helm was blocking (got away with a hold, nice to be on the other side of that) dove at his feet and touched him. 

I think the unblocked man got his arm/hand on Brooks as well. Even if he didnt that’s on Brooks making him whiff.

Edited October 1, 2023 by lilMAC25

[Codaxx 6213]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I think the unblocked man got his arm/hand on Brooks as well. Even if he didnt that’s on Brooks making him whiff.

The stat nobody saw coming, Ewers tied with Brooks for team lead in rushing TDs

[immamac 44199]

Hahaha