Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker

[jw4381 3,063]

10 minutes ago, immamac said:

i gotchu fam

Thank you kindly good sir.

[LTtxfan 48,979]

 

[Frank Drebin 5,622]

Did Brooks ever do a camp where he ran a laser 40?  Because he is faster than I thought he was.  Would not surprise me if he is actually a 4.4 guy.  Or 4.45.  

Whatever he runs, he is fast enough.  And faster than I was expecting.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

And faster than so many guys taking the wrong angle were expecting, too. 

[BonzoMontreaux 1,033]

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

[oldhorn2 430]

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[Foosters 17,734]

1 hour ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

What's the significance of the forearm tap after scoring?

its his way of showing love to the folks back home

[jw4381 3,063]

40 minutes ago, oldhorn2 said:

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

showing how far he rammed that carry up their ass

[Hank_Hill 18,493]

On 9/27/2023 at 6:39 AM, FloridaHorn said:

JC was a burner and a slasher. Brooks is a physical back who has some speed. He is not a poor man's JC, he is a rich man's Keontay Ingram.

Skillet hands and all

[Rimbo 25,784]

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

28 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

Nah, he’s more not like Edwin Simmons. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,810]

4 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Nah, he’s more not like Edwin Simmons. 

Nah man, he wears clothing. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Nah man, he wears clothing. 

That’s what makes Brooks more not like him. Duh. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[wood 11,161]

I know he's s'posed to be #2, but he looks like #1 to me.

[staboner 4,959]

dude is the right rb for this offense. he wiggles and euro steps through the right more often than not. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[Focht Up 631]

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

[Dbeasy 14,969]

This dude is the real deal. He looks faster than the 5 star Baxter. He’s not as big or punishing, but this dude rocks. He was a bit iffy on pass catching earlier in the season, but lately has shown good hands. Love this dude. 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Dbeasy

[ztejas 43,266]

Just now, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

Good call. Very similar runner. 

4 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

It's almost like Texas is a stud RB factory. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

After this week throw Mr Brooks name on the Heisman watch

[wood 11,161]

46 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

Eric, or Red?

[Rimbo 25,784]

10 minutes ago, wood said:

Eric, or Red?

George

[Stringer 1,437]

How much credit does Choice get here?  We were worried (rightly) after Bijan/Roschon left, but there hasn't been a MASSIVE drop.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,308]

Plenty, and the HS recruits already recognize Choice is the real fucking deal.

[BigOrange1 6,422]

fill up this guy's nil coffers.  he's the truth.

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

On 9/29/2023 at 3:22 PM, Rimbo said:

Has anyone compared him to Butch Hadnot yet?

Because he runs nothing like Butch Hadnot at all.

I agree.

[Lhorn 4,886]

1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

j/k  - it’s a reasonable comp 

Edited October 1, 2023 by Lhorn

[Codaxx 5,602]

5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Pretty much untouched for 60 yards. He had at least well over 100 yards untouched today. I have to give the game ball to the OL. 

[ousux 5,587]

How much credit does Choice get here?  We were worried (rightly) after Bijan/Roschon left, but there hasn't been a MASSIVE drop.

I told you guys before the season our RB stable was as well stocked as any team in the country. Even Blue and Red run hard and are tough to bring down. Choice definitely deserves props. He played the position at the highest level himself, and unlike his counterpart at bloU, knows how to coach RB's to do the same things he did.

[Yesh 904]

Bad Motherfucker Jonathan Brooks leads the nation in rushing yards vs FBS opponents.

 

http://www.cfbstats.com/2023/leader/national/player/split20/category01/sort03.html

[Hard Times 300]

15 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

 

Worthy rolling of Bryant to the other DB cost Brooks and Texas a TD. Dunno what he was thinking.

[kevwun 15,653]

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

[Horn Dogg 3,808]

14 hours ago, Focht Up said:

This guy's reminding me of Foreman

This guy reminds me of Jonathan Brooks, Bad Motherfucker Supreme!  Let’s enjoy him while he’s here!

5 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

Yeah, it’s been a while since we had a RB that could turn and burn like this.  

[gofuckyourself 8,122]

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

Good call. Very similar runner. 

It's almost like Texas is a stud RB factory. 

Precisely. If... when ... he wins the Doak Walker award that would be 6 wins from UT RBs and break the tie with Wisconsin.

 

[Frank Drebin 5,622]

16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He is faster than Bijan.  His speed is the most surprising thing to me.  I had no idea he was this fast.

Same.

7 yards per carry and 17 yards per catch.  Basically that's what he is averaging this season.  And his career.

He is one bad, bad man.  Hope he comes back for another year, but at the same time I am going to just enjoy watching him.

I have decided his running style reminds me of Jamaal Charles the most.  Just a step slower (Jamaal houses that first long run yesterday). That is not a sleight.  Brooks is plenty fast.  Looks like a 4.4 guy.  

[Eskimohorn 5,615]

Looks like Tecmo Bowl out there.

[markstanco 12,509]

I told you guys before the season our RB stable was as well stocked as any team in the country.

Gonna need you to show your work here.

[markstanco 12,509]

Looks like Tecmo Bowl out there.

Ironically my 14 year old was playing techno bowl with modern day Longhorns during TV timeouts at the game.

[immamac 42,519]

He was the best player on the field yesterday on a field filled with great players. 
 

BAD MOTHER FUCKER 

[lilMAC25 3,778]

11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Pretty much untouched for 60 yards. He had at least well over 100 yards untouched today. I have to give the game ball to the OL. 

Huge hole, but Brooks made 2 people miss in the first 10 yards. I’d need to see the other angle but it looks like the safety made contact with Brooks.

 

Edited October 1, 2023 by lilMAC25

[DalTxHornFan 3,085]

Watching replays this morning.  Texas has some large, quick, fast humans wearing Burnt Orange this year. 

[Codaxx 5,602]

20 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Huge hole, but Brooks made 2 people miss in the first 10 yards. I’d need to see the other angle but it looks like the safety made contact with Brooks.

 

Guy Helm was blocking (got away with a hold, nice to be on the other side of that) dove at his feet and touched him. 

[6th Street 6,357]

Helmet sticker from the ESPN studio crew 

[lilMAC25 3,778]

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Guy Helm was blocking (got away with a hold, nice to be on the other side of that) dove at his feet and touched him. 

I think the unblocked man got his arm/hand on Brooks as well. Even if he didnt that’s on Brooks making him whiff.

Edited October 1, 2023 by lilMAC25

[Codaxx 5,602]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

I think the unblocked man got his arm/hand on Brooks as well. Even if he didnt that’s on Brooks making him whiff.

The stat nobody saw coming, Ewers tied with Brooks for team lead in rushing TDs

[immamac 42,519]

Hahaha