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  On 9/28/2023 at 1:56 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Menthol cigarette ban helps cartels?

Um, how?

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Let me take a stab at it.

Menthols are more popular with black smokers. 
Black people use drugs. 
When black folks can’t get their Newports they buy more drugs instead. 
QED

That sounds like plausible white supremacist logic. 

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  On 9/28/2023 at 1:41 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

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Fucking hell! Every single time these unlucky Republican gentlemen get within 50 miles of a big city, they're absolutely accosted by distraught mugging victims and homeless junkies mainlining heroin while shitting on the sidewalks. Why are we not doing more to prevent this, people???

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  On 9/28/2023 at 4:34 AM, NWBuck said:
FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.
(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)
It's really the friend's we make along the way that matter.
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  On 9/28/2023 at 3:56 AM, RDCanecutter said:
BensomnHedges Menthol 100s
That shit was so gross, I never considered stealing smokes fron my parents in the 90s after i snaked a full pack from thier carton with ease, and still couldn't give em away.

Stealing booze was eazy, if done slowly
Posted
  On 9/28/2023 at 3:52 AM, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

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  On 9/28/2023 at 3:52 AM, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

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If I were his campaign manager, I'd be looking for a new gig. He's done.  MAGA will not forgive him for mentioning Trump's spending, and he's given the Biden campaign a helluva commercial.

I know he probably rehearsed the hell out of that line, and was proud he pulled it off, but *oof* that was it for him.

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To be fair, his "that was it for him" moment was the first time that he opened his mouth on a national stage, and Joe Public realized that that's the voice/human-like thing behind the mythical Twitter creation of the bold Florida governor single-handedly fighting socialism and the woke agenda.

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  On 9/28/2023 at 2:57 AM, Gatorubet said:

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I love watching the faces of the dudes behind him, especially the one on the left.

  • "Hahahaha, good ol' Mitch"
  • "Okay, he's gonna start talking any second now"
  • "Wait, why isn't he talking?"
  • "SWEET JESUS SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!"
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Posted (edited)
  On 9/28/2023 at 2:21 AM, BamaATL said:

What is a Doug Burgum? 

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He's a the first man to ever survive a double caterpillar eyebrow transplant.  Why do you ask?

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The debate stage last night was really a behind the scenes snapshot of what the GOP is today.  A group of children, talking over each other, and refusing to engage in debate, and having absolutely no class or manners.

What is the difference between that debate stage and McCarthy leading discussions with the nimrods wanting to shut down the government?  Not a damn thing!  They are identical.  This is the party of children, and the party of liars.  And their kids are gonna be as fucked up as they are.

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Actually the debate stage looked like the Seven Dwarves, and they were simply visiting with each other, while waiting for their Snow (bronzed) White Supremacist!

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  On 9/28/2023 at 1:19 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve never seen the moderators talk over each other, but here we are.  Vivek Ramaswami is doing mad libs and Desantis has props. 

Eyebrows.

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I just had to come by and say the thread title gave me a hearty chuckle. I did not watch one second of that shitshow, but I know it applies.



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