Everybody talk at once: the GOP Debate

[WhatTheBuck 28,713]

1 hour ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Menthol cigarette ban helps cartels?

Um, how?

Let me take a stab at it.

Menthols are more popular with black smokers. 
Black people use drugs. 
When black folks can’t get their Newports they buy more drugs instead. 
QED

That sounds like plausible white supremacist logic. 

[Radical Larry 28,529]

 

[RDCanecutter 26,283]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Newports or nothing as far as menthols go. 

BensomnHedges Menthol 100s

[aggie08 21,434]

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

Fucking hell! Every single time these unlucky Republican gentlemen get within 50 miles of a big city, they're absolutely accosted by distraught mugging victims and homeless junkies mainlining heroin while shitting on the sidewalks. Why are we not doing more to prevent this, people???

[NWBuck 8,548]

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Ron met three mugging victims this week? 

FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.

(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)

[Superhero 8,776]

5 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.

(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)

 

Are you black ice?

 

[Born to Run 6,568]

FWIW- I've met 5 mugging victims this week.
(well, they were victims after I mugged them, so I think that counts)

It's really the friend's we make along the way that matter.

[Born to Run 6,568]

BensomnHedges Menthol 100s

That shit was so gross, I never considered stealing smokes fron my parents in the 90s after i snaked a full pack from thier carton with ease, and still couldn't give em away.

Stealing booze was eazy, if done slowly

[Js1 85,113]

9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

On the weekend, Vivek does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

This fucking moron is pushing more supply side economics. They’ve never worked. Just a mass wealth transfer to the rich 

 

[skeeter 453]

9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

[atomheartbevo 89,450]

9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

If I were Meatball Ron’s campaign manager, at this point I’d just say he has IBS and is grimacing because he’s struggling to hold in diarrhea.  Is that a great solution?  Probably not.  But it’s all we got, and it’s better than the alternative where everyone thinks he’s an alien wearing a skin suit.  

If I were his campaign manager, I'd be looking for a new gig. He's done.  MAGA will not forgive him for mentioning Trump's spending, and he's given the Biden campaign a helluva commercial.

I know he probably rehearsed the hell out of that line, and was proud he pulled it off, but *oof* that was it for him.

[aggie08 21,434]

To be fair, his "that was it for him" moment was the first time that he opened his mouth on a national stage, and Joe Public realized that that's the voice/human-like thing behind the mythical Twitter creation of the bold Florida governor single-handedly fighting socialism and the woke agenda.

[6th Street 6,357]

 

 

[tokamak 6,352]

11 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I love watching the faces of the dudes behind him, especially the one on the left.

• "Hahahaha, good ol' Mitch"
• "Okay, he's gonna start talking any second now"
• "Wait, why isn't he talking?"
• "SWEET JESUS SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!"

[Bullneck 18,987]

12 hours ago, BamaATL said:

What is a Doug Burgum? 

He's a the first man to ever survive a double caterpillar eyebrow transplant.  Why do you ask?

Spoiler

I think he's governor of one of the Dakotas.  The one without Kristi Noem.  

 

Edited September 28, 2023 by Bullneck

[The Original Greaser Bob 2,799]

I missed almost all of it, but my loins stirred when Pence said he's been sleeping with a teacher.

As if it mattered, who won?  I heard a bit of Darling Nikki, and I still think she's the least bad.

 

[horn4life 3,755]

The debate stage last night was really a behind the scenes snapshot of what the GOP is today.  A group of children, talking over each other, and refusing to engage in debate, and having absolutely no class or manners.

What is the difference between that debate stage and McCarthy leading discussions with the nimrods wanting to shut down the government?  Not a damn thing!  They are identical.  This is the party of children, and the party of liars.  And their kids are gonna be as fucked up as they are.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,547]

Children will eventually accept Santa Claus isn't real. MAQA can't accept that they lose elections. 

[horn4life 3,755]

Actually the debate stage looked like the Seven Dwarves, and they were simply visiting with each other, while waiting for their Snow (bronzed) White Supremacist!

[Bozo_Casanova 26,285]

America reacts:

 

[Homercles 10,205]

and as productive as this

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

17 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ve never seen the moderators talk over each other, but here we are.  Vivek Ramaswami is doing mad libs and Desantis has props. 

Eyebrows.

I just had to come by and say the thread title gave me a hearty chuckle. I did not watch one second of that shitshow, but I know it applies.

[6th Street 6,357]