Game Thread Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC

[hookem48 4,631]

1 minute ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

Sark doesn’t trust Ewers. For good reason, Ewers doesn’t read defenses very well. 

1st career INT but can't read defenses, for fucks sake

[TexArcher 37,518]

Just now, Enchubben said:

ToP is 2:1.

if we just run the ball over and over and only mix in a throw every 4th/5th play, their lack of depth and energy on defense will show 

Yep.  We're going to blow them out in the second half.

[bigcigar 1,161]

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oklahoma beats the fucking breaks off of us this week.  They better unfuck themselves at half time 

Ou sucks dipshit

[David Dennison 18,658]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Is there a new rule where if you forfeit your timeouts you get points? Why don’t we use a timeout or two and get organized? 

It's baffling.

[ztejas 43,266]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

OL protection has been spotty.

Yeah but Sark needs to call more deep shots!

[Horn Dog 9,672]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

At least we have 6 timeouts in the second half. 

[nineliveslost 2,710]

All gas and no brakes?! Put it in fucking gear first Sark you fucker

[Vic Mackey 46,936]

13 fucking points on 342 yards of offense.

The Kellen Moore Dallas Cowboys special.

[Hook1997 5,289]

Why no play action on second and under four yards ever?  You’re telling me we don’t trust Quinn or the WR to catch a crossing rout or something?

[Hank_Hill 18,491]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

We have 340 yards of offense. He acknowledged that we haven’t finished, but yes technically we are moving the ball great.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Of all the things to get mad about, that was probably the dumbest thing you could’ve picked. We have 342 yards in a half. Moving the ball hasn’t been our issue. 

We have 13 points. It's awesome we have all these yards, yet we have 13 points to show for it. It's embarrassing 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

We've held them to 139 yards, with 30 of those coming on a fluke play. Overall, we're in good shape. You scared pussies need to relax. 

[VaLonghorn99 340]

Zebras of Rig XII smelling blood and making their presence felt ... it won't work. KU got a hard fought but lucky TD. We can't punch it in. But we're a 2nd half team. 

And ... basketball schools balling this year. KU, Duke, Kentucky, Mack Carolina 

[Pam Cummings 9,581]

Lol were gonna blow them away in the second half

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,010]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol we are supposed to be the number 3 team in the league 

It happens.

[BonzoMontreaux 1,033]

You knew there was going to be Quinn int today.

[Valmy77 13,094]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I think that was obvious to everyone the planet except Sark. 

Yeah does he forget he has time outs? Maybe the theory is all the rushing around confuses the defense. They seemed fine that time though.

[bigcigar 1,161]

3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

We're OK. Not great, but OK. If we clean up our play in and around the red zone we'll win this by double digits.

I’ve heard it said that this team is scary good

[LTtxfan 48,977]

 

Got to keep leaning on them.  No penalties, and score TDs in the redzone.

Let's Go Horns !!! 🤘

[Burntcowboy 1,845]

I’m not a coach and I didn’t sleep at a Holiday Inn last night, so can someone explain why Sark didn’t use any timeouts 

[BurntOrange&White 39,655]

Was that an ineligible man down field on Helm?

[HuntinHorn 975]

8 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You prefer a quick three and out?

I prefer not to run minute off the got  damn clock with 60-70 yards to go …

Edited September 30, 2023 by HuntinHorn

[Valmy77 13,094]

Just now, BonzoMontreaux said:

You knew there was going to be Quinn int today.

Well you only get so many close calls.

[Firemans4Horn 17,833]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oklahoma beats the fucking breaks off of us this week.  They better unfuck themselves at half time 

Sgt Tampon more like it. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,567]

Game is gonna end up something like 34-21, horns. Just like I predicted

[Rockethorn1978 6,061]

Sark no doubt should have called a timeout with 32 seconds left and not sit on them for no reason. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

I'm gonna relax. Sark has shown that we can be a second half team 

[Valmy77 13,094]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

 

Got to keep leaning on them.  No penalties, and score TDs in the redzone.

Let's Go Horns !!! 🤘

Yep. We're better. Keep grinding, no mistakes. We got this.

[TexArcher 37,518]

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

And 13  points. We're doing great. Just idiotic thinking by Sark not using a TO to at least kick a FG. KU down by 6 in our house. Embarrassing 

Yeah, but your comment was about us not moving the ball.  We're moving the ball extremely well.  We just didn't finish drives.  That is a much more fixable problem than not being able to move the ball at all.  Remember when we weren't finishing drives against Bama and Wyoming, and then we scored a bunch of touchdowns?

We're leading a ranked team at home.  Their defense is being worn down by being on the field 2/3 of the game.  We're getting the ball again.  It's not exactly Chicken Little time, god damn.

Edited September 30, 2023 by TexArcher

[Hank_Hill 18,491]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We have 13 points. It's awesome we have all these yards, yet we have 13 points to show for it. It's embarrassing 

That’s basically exactly what sark said just without the pussification 

[Rickylovesweed 14,155]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It happens.

And USC barely beat Colorado without their best two players. 

[Longboard Horn 40,143]

We need to run the ball more and power it in the red zone. We do that and it's probably a 24-7 game

[bigcigar 1,161]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It happens.

Kansas would destroy Auburn. And aggy. Fuck aggy

[ATXhorn17 1,611]

Let these jokers hang around into the 4th, and the Big 12 will relish in fucking us.

[Burt Macklin 18,998]

2 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

I prefer not to run minute off the got  damn clock with 70 yards to go 

It was 1st and 25. The correct move was to play slow until we got that conversion. Sark definitely should’ve called a TO after that though. 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Burt Macklin

[D_Goose 478]

Bean missed connecting on at least a few big passes when he had receivers open and also had a couple first down passes dropped. We’re very lucky they only have 7 right now. Here’s hoping we turn it on in the second half again.

[Txzen 498]

This offense has these big claws and these big fangs, and Kansas is like this bunny - they’re scared of us and we’re staring at our claws and fangs and we’re thinking how do we kill this bunny?

We move the ball beautifully going vertical and then call a series of slow horizontal poorly executed Greg Davis passes, or a slow developing run. Sark is thinking too hard. 

[David Dennison 18,658]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

I’m not a coach and I didn’t sleep at a Holiday Inn last night, so can someone explain why Sark didn’t use any timeouts 

I wish someone would ask him to explain it.

[Sgt Hulk 13,647]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

13 fucking points on 342 yards of offense.

The Kellen Moore Dallas Cowboys special.

Why you do this to me 

[BigHorn'13 3,355]

Soooooo, about that penalty. TE is ineligible down field? 

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

1st career INT but can't read defenses, for fucks sake

1st career? lol. Sarks play calling looks designed to give Ewers 1 or 2 reads or just one half of the field. From what I’ve seen of Ewers he doesn’t look comfortable in the pocket of his first read isn’t open. Obviously no expert jmo 

[satyanash 14,281]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was that an ineligible man down field on Helm?

Helm was covered up on the LOS. He didn't line up correctly

[B00M 6,280]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Got to keep leaning on them.  No penalties, and score TDs in the redzone.

Let's Go Horns !!! 🤘

Exactly, we’re setup for another huge 4th quarter 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

It was 1st and 25. The correct move was to play slow until we got that conversion. 

No… 

[mchookem 16,219]

lol this thread is bonkers! 🤘

[Skipper 6,103]

Just now, Burntcowboy said:

I’m not a coach and I didn’t sleep at a Holiday Inn last night, so can someone explain why Sark didn’t use any timeouts 

If Quinn would have fucking checked it down like he should have on that play we certainly would have.   I didn't really have an issue with TO usage on that drive.  I mean maybe on the first down but that's not what cost us points

[Wishbone 4,738]

We need to stop fucking around and pull out the 2nd half can of whip ass. Sinton style focusness biotches.

[LTtxfan 48,977]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

I’m not a coach and I didn’t sleep at a Holiday Inn last night, so can someone explain why Sark didn’t use any timeouts 

 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark no doubt should have called a timeout with 32 seconds left and not sit on them for no reason. 

 

Yeah, I wanted timeout at 32 seconds so we could have more plays in their territory and the option to "run the damn ball"

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Was that an ineligible man down field on Helm?

Ref said he was covered.

[Herbie Hancock 7,307]

Ou sucks dipshit

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