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59 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

First 40 pages “sark blows, Ewers blows, our defense has holes, we will probably lose” and now it’s suckin each others dicks lol. Makes me wonder if some of y’all read your posts later and feel bad 

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Nice win. We all mostly have PTSD from years past. This team is different. Veteran player leadership and continuity goes a long way, especially along the o line.

Hats off to Kansas. Don’t have any hate for them. Hope they come in 2nd or 3rd in the Big 12. And oh, fuck the rig 12.

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Posted
Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

I wasn’t able to watch a second of the game. Can I get a two or three sentence summary and if the score shows the asskicking it was?

Offense dominated except a few red zone failures.

Missed field goals.

Defense gave up a long pass, fluke fumble, and some option runs. 

It was more of an ass kicking than the score showed, imo. 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Offense dominated except a few red zone failures.

Missed field goals.

Defense gave up a long pass, fluke fumble, and some option runs. 

It was more of an ass kicking than the score showed, imo. 

Yep. Texas could have had 46+ if not for miscues (Auburn) and some questionable RZ playcalling 

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Man eater is what you call women who gobble up a bunch of dick

It also happens to be a damn good song. It just has no place in describing our defense.

 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Defense Name-

this defense fornicates

Clown penis. 

because when you see this defense, we want you confused, disoriented, and scared.   Like you would be.   If you ever saw a clowns penis.  

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Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I wasn’t able to watch a second of the game. Can I get a two or three sentence summary and if the score shows the asskicking it was?

Kansas has some talent. Texas has more. They would make it interesting a few times but we would just pull away. 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I wasn’t able to watch a second of the game. Can I get a two or three sentence summary and if the score shows the asskicking it was?

toucan jalen out with back spasms(?) so their #2 bean starts

should be a walk right?  we roll up hundreds of yards but cant set the edge

toucan pulls the option out of the hat and we don't adjust

total statistical dominance and we were only ahead by 6 in the 3rd

sideshow missed 2 field goals, ewers throws a pick for the first time in forever

ptsd kicks in - it is not feeling like the celebration of special-ness forecast by the CTJ tribe

we pull away, cover the spread, and how we stopped them 8 of 8 on 3rd and 2 of 2 on 4th  does not jive with the way the game felt in the 3rd

much masturbating to take place

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, orangebird said:

I'm old, I remember Phil Dawson, too.

Ryan Bailey and Hunter Lawrence. Lawrence has the statistically best kicking career at Texas (87.2%). Besides Richmond McGee’s 100% (1-1)

Posted
11 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

There’s a “which one” joke in there, I suppose. NTTAWWT.

 

9 minutes ago, Modessit said:
13 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:
Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie. 
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Good thing they didn't show her the "hottie" before she donated.

There it is 

Posted
4 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

His last two games were Baylor and Kansas. 

Ah, so the graphic was shown after the game had ended?  If so, then I see your point.  

The main point is that Brooks is running like a beast and the O-line is run-blocking well.  We'll need more of that next Saturday.  

 

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Is anyone else getting erect over this team? Anyone? I’m trying to think about baseball but it’s not working. 

 Crazy part is our best footballl has yet to be played and is still in front of us 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

He runs the site 

There is a he in the pic? I only noticed the long haired blonde that looks to be studious and nice mannered. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Ah, so the graphic was shown after the game had ended?  If so, then I see your point.  

The main point is that Brooks is running like a beast and the O-line is run-blocking well.  We'll need more of that next Saturday.  

 

Agree. I love how slippery Brooks is, and how he gets extra yards. Here's to Baxter learning a thing or two.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Coaches need to stop going for it in their half against this team. I knew it was game over when kansas decided to do that.

 

 

 

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They had to go for that 4th down. Their defense was getting gashed and Texas dominated time of possession. If the roles were reversed I would have been livid if we punted.

Posted
32 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

It also happens to be a damn good song. It just has no place in describing our defense.

 

His live show has turned me from 'meh' to realizing how much I underrated H&O.  

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