Game Thread Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC

[bernorange 8348]

Well, that's unfortunate

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Of course. I don't remember, but I really hope Texas  deferred to the second half. 

[Stilicho 1397]

goddamn it. tbf, there are worse spots than that for a pick.

[GabrielsHorn 2142]

We’re lucky that Daniels isn’t playing. A pretty awful half of football. 

[DixonHur 11211]

Well, on the bright side, if he had to throw a pick that was the best time to do it.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

Lol we are supposed to be the number 3 team in the league 

Georgia is 1 and tied with shit ass Auburn

[DigDug 1649]

Moving the ball doesn't mean shit Steve, if you don't score.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5342]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark not using TO's is such a fuck 

I mean, it did work out in this particular case. 

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Oklahoma beats the fucking breaks off of us this week.  They better unfuck themselves at half time 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

No wonder everyone was picking Kansas to cover

[RoyalBevo21 719]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

now we know why...

Technically a linebacker but I see your point. Still, no deep shots to X or Mitchell all game. 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

At least we have 6 timeouts in the second half. 

[Mdhorn 5911]

This Texas team:

Edited September 30, 2023 by Mdhorn

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

Sark doesn’t trust Ewers. For good reason, Ewers doesn’t read defenses very well. 

[Nueces River Rat 5529]

Let the menstrual cycles begin….

[Horn Dogg 3808]

Sark running prevent offense 

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

Need to run the ball in the 2nd half. KU was on the field defensively for a ton of snaps. 

[staboner 4958]

342 yards of offense in the first half. 13 points. wow

[Newy25 7638]

Is there a new rule where if you forfeit your timeouts you get points? Why don’t we use a timeout or two and get organized? 

[ztejas 43265]

Just now, LateAughtsHorn said:

Of course. I don't remember, but I really hope Texas  deferred to the second half. 

We did.

[Herbie Hancock 7306]

"We're moving the ball fine"
 
Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

Hey Satya, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[runthebone 7932]

Those timeouts roll over, right?

 

Asking for a HC friend.

[satyanash 14281]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

4 straight 8-15 yard plays that all work perfectly and as soon as we get to the 30... we start fucking around and finding out. 

a.k.a. the Dallas Cowboys special

[OU Sucks 8746]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark is such a fuck for not using TO's, and here we get a fucking INT. 

 

Good call, dipshit 

Yeah, Sark's TO strategy isn't very good, but he's not the one who threw it right to KU.

[Texas Flood 1356]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

just run the damn ball

Wat 

[SuckitKevin 915]

Only points we gave up was on an obvious hold, we’re still in ref fuckery range.

[dcar00 14035]

Not calling the TO after the 1st was regarded

[gmr548 16511]

He's careful with a ball generall, but that was a Chris Simms moment

He’s been having 1-2 of those per game they’ve just been dropped. I don’t want to make more of it than it is but it was always going to start happening. At least KU doesn’t get a chance to score off it. Teachable moment hopefully.

[TexasGary 833]

Don't watch a replay of that interception because someone was wide open down the left seem at the goal line.  I couldn't see who it was but man was it there.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Hey Satya, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fuck off, Mailbox 

[Helobious 9481]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol we are supposed to be the number 3 team in the league 

Georgia is 1 and tied with shit ass Auburn

It’s anyone’s for the taking this year. I haven’t seen one team that looks way better than anyone else. 

[F250 28682]

1 minute ago, rpspeed said:

342 yards..13 points

[naija 2854]

too much respect for the Jayhawks there at the end. 

[TexArcher 37508]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

[Don Hornleone 530]

Once we got the First down with Mitchell, we should have taken a TO. Regroup and plan a 2/3 play sequence.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

We're OK. Not great, but OK. If we clean up our play in and around the red zone we'll win this by double digits.

[hookem48 4631]

Just now, DigDug said:

Moving the ball doesn't mean shit Steve, if you don't score.

someone didn't see the Arkansas bowl game a few years ago.

[Longboard Horn 40142]

God dammit Quinn. We're playing like shit. Should be up way more. Gotta stop looking ahead to Oklahoma

[WBT 20420]

15 to 5 in first downs and outgained them by 200 yards.  Just keep it up. 

[Enchubben 5509]

ToP is 2:1.

if we just run the ball over and over and only mix in a throw every 4th/5th play, their lack of depth and energy on defense will show 

[Valmy77 13094]

Just now, staboner said:

342 yards of offense in the first half. 13 points. wow

With only one turnover.

Weird half.

We're clearly better than them though. Hopefully we assert ourselves better in the 2nd half.

[sith_horn 2370]

OL protection has been spotty.

[nineliveslost 2710]

First half all on Sark being too cute. Fucker

[Poe It Up 126]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

And 26 points 

[Firemans4Horn 17830]

Just now, Don Hornleone said:

Once we got the First down with Mitchell, we should have taken a TO. Regroup and plan a 2/3 play sequence.

I think that was obvious to everyone the planet except Sark. 

[Burt Macklin 18998]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

Of all the things to get mad about, that was probably the dumbest thing you could’ve picked. We have 342 yards in a half. Moving the ball hasn’t been our issue. 

[Vic Mackey 46936]

It’s anyone’s for the taking this year. I haven’t seen one team that looks way better than anyone else. 

I said the same thing. There's no team you can point to with their play on the field and say "they are absolutely the team to beat". Georgia was that team last year. Them and Bama the year before.

[Skipper 6103]

13 fucking points on 342 yards of offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

And 13  points. We're doing great. Just idiotic thinking by Sark not using a TO to at least kick a FG. KU down by 6 in our house. Embarrassing