Game Thread Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC

[bernorange 8385]

Well, that's unfortunate

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Of course. I don't remember, but I really hope Texas  deferred to the second half. 

[Stilicho 1422]

goddamn it. tbf, there are worse spots than that for a pick.

[GabrielsHorn 2246]

We’re lucky that Daniels isn’t playing. A pretty awful half of football. 

[DixonHur 11959]

Well, on the bright side, if he had to throw a pick that was the best time to do it.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

Lol we are supposed to be the number 3 team in the league 

Georgia is 1 and tied with shit ass Auburn

[DigDug 1738]

Moving the ball doesn't mean shit Steve, if you don't score.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark not using TO's is such a fuck 

I mean, it did work out in this particular case. 

[Sgt Hulk 14447]

Oklahoma beats the fucking breaks off of us this week.  They better unfuck themselves at half time 

[USNALonghorn 5186]

No wonder everyone was picking Kansas to cover

[RoyalBevo21 939]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

now we know why...

Technically a linebacker but I see your point. Still, no deep shots to X or Mitchell all game. 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

At least we have 6 timeouts in the second half. 

[Mdhorn 6166]

This Texas team:

Edited September 30, 2023 by Mdhorn

[Tx_2_Sc85 348]

Sark doesn’t trust Ewers. For good reason, Ewers doesn’t read defenses very well. 

[Nueces River Rat 5796]

Let the menstrual cycles begin….

[Horn Dogg 4297]

Sark running prevent offense 

[Rickylovesweed 15514]

Need to run the ball in the 2nd half. KU was on the field defensively for a ton of snaps. 

[staboner 5084]

342 yards of offense in the first half. 13 points. wow

[Newy25 7916]

Is there a new rule where if you forfeit your timeouts you get points? Why don’t we use a timeout or two and get organized? 

[ztejas 44227]

Just now, LateAughtsHorn said:

Of course. I don't remember, but I really hope Texas  deferred to the second half. 

We did.

[Herbie Hancock 7491]

"We're moving the ball fine"
 
Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

Hey Satya, SHUT THE FUCK UP

[runthebone 8377]

Those timeouts roll over, right?

 

Asking for a HC friend.

[satyanash 15608]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

4 straight 8-15 yard plays that all work perfectly and as soon as we get to the 30... we start fucking around and finding out. 

a.k.a. the Dallas Cowboys special

[OU Sucks 9392]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Sark is such a fuck for not using TO's, and here we get a fucking INT. 

 

Good call, dipshit 

Yeah, Sark's TO strategy isn't very good, but he's not the one who threw it right to KU.

[Texas Flood 1382]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

just run the damn ball

Wat 

[SuckitKevin 979]

Only points we gave up was on an obvious hold, we’re still in ref fuckery range.

[dcar00 14972]

Not calling the TO after the 1st was regarded

[gmr548 16701]

He's careful with a ball generall, but that was a Chris Simms moment

He’s been having 1-2 of those per game they’ve just been dropped. I don’t want to make more of it than it is but it was always going to start happening. At least KU doesn’t get a chance to score off it. Teachable moment hopefully.

[TexasGary 867]

Don't watch a replay of that interception because someone was wide open down the left seem at the goal line.  I couldn't see who it was but man was it there.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Hey Satya, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fuck off, Mailbox 

[Helobious 9820]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Lol we are supposed to be the number 3 team in the league 

Georgia is 1 and tied with shit ass Auburn

It’s anyone’s for the taking this year. I haven’t seen one team that looks way better than anyone else. 

[F250 29201]

1 minute ago, rpspeed said:

342 yards..13 points

[naija 3064]

too much respect for the Jayhawks there at the end. 

[TexArcher 39072]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

[Don Hornleone 530]

Once we got the First down with Mitchell, we should have taken a TO. Regroup and plan a 2/3 play sequence.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

We're OK. Not great, but OK. If we clean up our play in and around the red zone we'll win this by double digits.

[hookem48 4856]

Just now, DigDug said:

Moving the ball doesn't mean shit Steve, if you don't score.

someone didn't see the Arkansas bowl game a few years ago.

[Longboard Horn 41353]

God dammit Quinn. We're playing like shit. Should be up way more. Gotta stop looking ahead to Oklahoma

[WBT 20979]

15 to 5 in first downs and outgained them by 200 yards.  Just keep it up. 

[Enchubben 5600]

ToP is 2:1.

if we just run the ball over and over and only mix in a throw every 4th/5th play, their lack of depth and energy on defense will show 

[Valmy77 13626]

Just now, staboner said:

342 yards of offense in the first half. 13 points. wow

With only one turnover.

Weird half.

We're clearly better than them though. Hopefully we assert ourselves better in the 2nd half.

[sith_horn 2516]

OL protection has been spotty.

[nineliveslost 3008]

First half all on Sark being too cute. Fucker

[Poe It Up 126]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

And 26 points 

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

Just now, Don Hornleone said:

Once we got the First down with Mitchell, we should have taken a TO. Regroup and plan a 2/3 play sequence.

I think that was obvious to everyone the planet except Sark. 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

"We're moving the ball fine"

 

Are we, Sark? Are we? You've called shitty plays, and Kansas is down by 6. 

Of all the things to get mad about, that was probably the dumbest thing you could’ve picked. We have 342 yards in a half. Moving the ball hasn’t been our issue. 

[Vic Mackey 47960]

It’s anyone’s for the taking this year. I haven’t seen one team that looks way better than anyone else. 

I said the same thing. There's no team you can point to with their play on the field and say "they are absolutely the team to beat". Georgia was that team last year. Them and Bama the year before.

[Skipper 6411]

13 fucking points on 342 yards of offense.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I mean, we're on pace for almost 700 yards.

And 13  points. We're doing great. Just idiotic thinking by Sark not using a TO to at least kick a FG. KU down by 6 in our house. Embarrassing