Game Thread Texas vs. Kansas - 2:30pm on ABC

[Lou_Sassle 2864]

Stick the ol fork in em. They're done! 

[Nueces River Rat 5524]

Let’s get one more TD to get it to 40…. Your turn D

[ATXbronco 4060]

For the majority of the game, I thought they were calling him Burnt Auburn

[ztejas 43242]

I'm a fan of Ewers acting like he doesn't give a shit post TD.

[Nicole44 22023]

Just now, ztejas said:

Lol that KU DB was pissed.

You're just getting beat by a better team, kid. Y'all have played well.

This. We’re better than pretty much every team. We just are a loaded roster. I will say if Daniels had played they have more points but we just kick it into another gear in the 4th and most teams can’t hang with us.

[Yuk 1505]

Love seeing Quinn step into throws.

[Kdub 498]

Yall can pull out your tampons now

[bernorange 8346]

No brakes, right Sark?  Pile it on.

[Sgt Hulk 13636]

Mitchell was a glorious get 

[mannewers 549]

Time to get C4 his 1st 100 yard game.

 

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

Let's score about 14 more!!!!

[Burt Macklin 18986]

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The problem with Baxter is too much dancing. There a huge holes and Brooks is hitting them. 

Yep. He looked more decisive in the Rice game, but he’s been banged up since then. I don’t think he’s 100% yet. Brooks is showing incredible vision. He’s hitting the hole fast and making the right decision almost every time. He’s been so impressive the last few games. 

[Thatguy 8477]

3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Watching the offense, it's very clear that Sark is calling plays conservatively based on the score of the game and having an elite defense. I'm all for it. 

This guy gets it. Sark is playing for next week.

[mwaadeeb 1150]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

19 point lead with 2 missed FGs and turnover to end the half. 

This could very well be 30. 

Story of the season so far.

[Hermanator 6913]

Just like we drew it up. Close first half, wear them down and dominate the 3rd and 4th. 

That's the first time I remember seeing Ewers parents and sister. They don't get the Ehlinger mom screen time. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11909]

Bijan watching with a tear in his eye 

[Braff Zacklin 13397]

Just now, bernorange said:

No brakes, right Sark?  Pile it on.

All Brooks, no brakes.

[TexArcher 37454]

I'm starting to get a victory boner.

[ztejas 43242]

Nebraska is losing 38-0 at home. 

[SpiralOut 1809]

Just now, Kdub said:

Yall can pull out your tampons now

But I haven't soaked up all the vodka yet!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

Jayhawk on Jayhawk violence.

[ztejas 43242]

Just now, TexArcher said:

I'm starting to get a victory boner.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11909]

It's not like we're playing down to an opponent, we just shoot ourselves the dick. Gotta clean that up before we fuck stomp ou 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Spider2YBanana

[Js1 85054]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

It's not like we're playing down to an opponent, we just shoot oursein the dick. Gotta clean that up before we fuck stomp ou 

Defense really makes up for that. We can start slow offensively with how good this defense is 

Would prefer not to but still 

Edited September 30, 2023 by Js1

[RPM 26184]

Rock Chalk crumbles

[Nueces River Rat 5524]

Just now, Kdub said:

Yall can pull out your tampons now

And don’t forget to douche. 

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Really hoping Stanford Steve loses his bet 

[Deej 76496]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

You could always throw them in Town Lake.

[Thatguy 8477]

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

Just like we drew it up. Close first half, wear them down and dominate the 3rd and 4th. 

That's the first time I remember seeing Ewers parents and sister. They don't get the Ehlinger mom screen time. 

  They are from Southlake.....and no good backstory.

[USNALonghorn 5024]

Depth is great to have in this flukey game 

[DFW Horn 6116]

Any intel on Blue or Red?

Why haven't they gotten any PT or touches today?

[Dnaguy 11740]

This old ass Bachelor dying during the show would be the only thing making watching these god damn commercials over and over again worth it.

What a beating.

[TexasGolf 4854]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I'm starting to get a victory boner.

 

[Horn Dogg 3805]

Time to head back to the tailgate and jerk off in the bushes

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

Pick 6 time

[ATXbronco 4060]

Cameramen are softer than they look?

[BERT 4344]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

You cougar you. 

[Wishbone 4731]

Yeah we are seeing some basics from the offense while we gauge parts of the offense. Should be interesting next Saturday.

[naija 2851]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Nebraska is losing 38-0 at home. 

how much did they pay for Rhule again?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

Mitchell laying on the cameraman, posing. Lol

[BabaYaga 15202]

Rock chalk choke on cock!!!!!

[ztejas 43242]

Just now, naija said:

how much did they pay for Rhule again?

I think like 3 billion.

[Rip76 4909]

Do it Auburn..

Edited September 30, 2023 by Rip76

[Valmy77 13092]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fans look hot and sweaty. 

The defense makes me hot and sweaty

[Mdhorn 5908]

Brooks doesn't go down with first contact or shoestring tackles.  He loves splitting tacklers.  If there is two guys in front, he's running at and between them.  

[Funk Doctor Spock 11909]

Holy shit lol. Who was that about to murder Bean?

[ATXbronco 4060]

Announcer just admitted Kansas is "regarded". 

[Stilicho 1397]

Let's pin our ears back and end this.

[AUS-97HORN 11654]

alright   3rd and long coming up... lets shut this shit down boys

[ztejas 43242]

This D is absolutely disgusting.