Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

[Bevo&Pevo 5219]

BV wears socks in the shower.

[elfenix 34332]

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

BV wears socks in the shower.

[Stilicho 1405]

BV is the Toby Keith of Barry Switzers.

[elfenix 34332]

brint vegetables just called a greg davis 3rd down play

[gofuckyourself 8385]

Brunt Vernacular doesn't tip his bartender for bringing a bottled beer, or he does, whichever one pisses y'all off more. Whatever.

[936horn 919]

BV thinks we need more octogenarians in Congress

[mchookem 16386]

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation.

and Godfather III is the best Godfather.

Edited September 30, 2023 by mchookem

[jw4381 3095]

39 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables leaves three squares of toilet paper on the roll.

If you shave your asshole, it's actually something one can work with. Not that I would know.

23 minutes ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley's brisket is moist.

If a rare brisket is what you're looking for, well...

16 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Brent Venebales likes OU so much he went back

Burn gif

 

 

 

Bunk Viable is the human equivalent of a participation trophy.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

BV stands for bulging vagina

[elfenix 34332]

brant variable rounds up to the next $5 to tip the delivery driver of ou's pregame meal

 

edit: damnit @gofuckyourself already did a tipping one

Edited September 30, 2023 by elfenix

[tejas60 3534]

BV hates puppies and baby Jesus

[Armybrat 40912]

BV thinks Taylor Swift has a curvy ass.

[Celery Man 20997]

29 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Brent Venables buys kolaches at Buccees and eats them without warming them up. 

Brent Venables avoids Allsups chimichangas because they make him gassy.

[Stunns38 3559]

Venables thinks Dallas is down to earth and not pretentious.

[jw4381 3095]

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

BV thinks Taylor Swift has a curvy ass.

post is worthless without pics

[Sawbonz 27589]

38 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Impossible, he pees sitting down

Brett Venables pees sitting down on the urinals at Buccees 

[Armybrat 40912]

7 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

post is worthless without pics

 

[elfenix 34332]

brint venereals enjoys political ads for elections that are *checks notes* over a year away

[bolverk 29721]

Broke Vaginal thinks mayo has the perfect amount of spice to pour over enchiladas.

[Darth Tron 1123]

Brent Venables thinks Conan the Destroyer is better than Conan the Barbarian.

[OrangEngr 1035]

BV leaves his car while pumping gas at a full station. He just has to “drop a quick deuce”

[elfenix 34332]

brint venereals hands out miniature bibles for halloween

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Brent Venereal thinks that 9/11 truthers "have a point"

[Deej 76923]

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation

Definitely not the worst, and had the hottest daughter. 

[Biff Tannen 45742]

Brent Venables is Vision from the marvel movies.

[TKthunder2 4997]

Brent Venables takes recruits to Applebees to impress them.

[Minute Bull 279]

Brent Venables drives to work singing “BK, have it my way . . . I rule!”

[Deej 76923]

Brent Venables is @NowThis

[Pods 7586]

Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser. 

[coachherman'sgrill 2263]

Bart Venereal thinks Ice Spice is "neat"

[pacman 7371]

Brent Venables eats all of the pecans off the top of the pecan pie.

[TankedBevo 2485]

Brand Vegetable dvr's Young Sheldon

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Brent Venables steals money from the Salvation Army kettles at Christmas. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9352]

Brent Venables leaves extra pubes on top of the urinal when taking a leak at the airport.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Brent Venereal has principles. He refuses to return carts to the cart bay at the grocery store because "thats what they pay the workers for".

[Ghost of Shag 2615]

Brent Venables finds Futureman’s posts insightful.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Brent Venereal "totally gets" why women buy expensive purses and encourages the Mrs to do so.

[MAGS® 400]

Brent Veneral orders virgin skinny margaritas rimmed with sugar.

[TexArcher 38068]

Brent Venables is a piece of shit.

[ousux 5602]

Brent Vegetables thinks GOT season 5 was by far the best and wrapped things up nicely.

[Vic Mackey 47151]

Venables thinks porn should be banned and outlawed

[bolverk 29721]

Breath Ventable blows out the candles of random kids' birthday cakes.

[CBHorn 430]

Brent Venables thinks Jeff Fisher was a great coach and honorable man.

[Pods 7586]

Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5219]

BV kicks puppies and still writes paper checks. 

[Vic Mackey 47151]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

 

To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

[idigTexas 2289]

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

[Pods 7586]

1 minute ago, idigTexas said:

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.

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BV thinks the State Farm Mahomes MaAuto ad is the height of comedy.

[F250 28819]

Brent Venables doesn't prefer the traditional ou main course of dicks but instead prefers pickled hairy balls with a side of taint jerky that has been sourced from organic Okie trailer parks.