Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

[Kennythetiger 9374]

20 hours ago, El Squared said:

BV eats hot dogs off the rollers in convenience stores at the end of the day 

Hold on- I thought this was the thread where we insult him…?  

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

bv couldn't score with south austin's mom

 

Edited October 2, 2023 by Shaggy3.0

[hookem17 485]

Brett Vegetables wants more Taylor Swift coverage during nfl games.

[Vic Mackey 47006]

BV thinks streaming services aren't raising their prices enough.

[Born Burnt 6177]

BV has sleepovers with Kirk Bohls and Chip Brown

[Treefidy 1463]

Brent Venasshole stands in the isle talking loudly on his phone while fumbling aimlessly through the wrong overhead bin when everyone is trying to get off the plane.  

[Dnaguy 11916]

Brent Venables facetimes at the grocery store

[UnivTex34 1763]

[Texasborn91 935]

BV tips 20% at IPad registers. 

[orange dream 1246]

BV prefers In-N-Out over Whataburger

BV eats mayo on his fletchers

BV wishes it was going to be 105 degrees at kickoff

BV wants to move the game to Jerryworld

 

[Helobious 9456]

Brett venables uses a spatula instead of his fingers to flip tortillas

[PvilleStang 2875]

Brandt Vanerial calls breakfast tacos burritos.

BV prefers Tom Thumb over HEB.

BV drives a Ram 1500 with his tow mirrors out 24/7.

BV parks at the diesel pump to walk inside and get gas station pizza.

[El Squared 1800]

Plummer's hate going to BV's house because his sewer line is always clogged with loads of the gerbils.

[El Squared 1800]

BV likes huffing other people's farts.

[Zeus 6012]

BV wears his visors upside down and backwards then uses his hand to shield the sun from his eyes. 
 

BV runs HUNH offense all the time then tells his defensive players to pull an LSU to stop the other team from going fast. 

[El Squared 1800]

When BV says he humped his side piece , he means his grandmother’s mahogany end table.

[South Austin 52443]

Brent Venables laughs at the end of Old Yeller.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Brent wears 25 eye lace up boots to fly commercial. 

[PvilleStang 2875]

BV eats pieces of sh!t for breakfast.

 

BV roots for Ivan Drago.

Edited October 2, 2023 by PvilleStang

[DoobieWah 1435]

Vulnables loves puppies. 
 

Spoiler

Puppy pies, puppy pizzas, puppy pudding…

 

[honolulu horn 6158]

BV is going to get another memo about the TPS cover sheets out to you.

[EastTexan 662]

BV prefers Mr Pibb over Dr Pepper.

[Dnaguy 11916]

BV orders the salmon at a steakhouse.

BV is still on his phone when the light turns green.

BV speaks at every city council meeting in Norman.

BV subscribes to PlutoTV.

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Brent V’Onofrio loves 11am kickoffs. If it were up to him, he’d start each game at sunrise. He loves his morning routine and imposing them on others. His greatest joy is waking up 4 minutes before his alarm is set to go off.

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Burnt Venereals stands up as soon as the plane lands.

[The Dark Knight 173]

Brent Venables passes out dental floss to trick or treaters on Halloween.

[TotallyLegit 3052]

When brent venables needs a fragrance for a special night out, he eats a pound of asparagus, lays on the ground and pisses on himself.

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Brent Venables sits when he pees

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

BV pushes every button in the elevator, going either up or down.

BV thinks it is OK to reuse the same plate at the buffet. 

[Longboard Horn 40290]

On 10/1/2023 at 11:08 AM, mdmost said:

BV pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles when he pees. 

Doing his best Ben Shapiro impression 

[Longboard Horn 40290]

Brent Venables tips less than 10% at restaurants 

[Halohal 498]

BV with VD

[Boss Hogg 808]

Brent Venables lets strangers fuck his wife. 

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

Brent Venables considers Taco Bell real Mexican food.

 

[Boss Hogg 808]

When Brent Venables goes on celebrity game shows he donates winnings to ridiculous pet charities instead of like kids with cancer. 

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Brent Venables petitions management to get rid of work from home policies and says the long commute “is a good transition back to home life”

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Brent Venables shows up an hour before every party following the host around and repeatedly asking if he can help with anything 

[Magabro 171]

Bv’s brisket is worse than Lincoln Riley’s

[Texasborn91 935]

Venables’ wife smokes the meat and he makes the sides…

[Longhornstampede 3180]

On 9/30/2023 at 6:22 PM, Leanderman said:

Burnt Vegetables eats the urinal cakes at the Bucess's rest rooms.

After they've been used

[Magabro 171]

Brent Venereal has killed more hookers than Craig James

[Longhornstampede 3180]

4 minutes ago, Magabro said:

Brent Venereal has killed more hookers than Craig James

Woah! Let's not get carried away here!

He's probably killed more than Jack the Ripper, but not CJ

[gofuckyourself 8200]

Breed Vaginitis, aka Count Rugen, aka The Six-Fingered Man, killed Inigo Montoya's father.

[orangeut 212]

Britt Venebles thinks Jeff Fisher is a great coach

[mdmost 42999]

BV is on his phone scrolling Tik-Tok in the left turn lane when the green arrow comes on then goes to yellow and then red. Of course he finally goes and makes it through the light while you have to sit through another cycle. 

[orangeut 212]

Brat Venables took his son to a Taylor swift concert

[Boss Hogg 808]

Burt Venables is close personal friends with Curt Bohls. 

[Your Mom 4805]

Bert Venable orders sugary coffee drinks. 

[Boss Hogg 808]

Brent Venables goes on annual Disney vacations. 

[RollLeft 5040]

burnt vegetables still wears a plaid shirt, cargo shorts, dr. martens when he goes to Trees in deep ellum.

burnt vegetables thinks brett yormark is misunderstood and a swell guy.

burt vagtables thinks lincoln rileys brisket was on point.  

butt vegtables forgets the alamo and 9/11 every day.  

bunt vegerables thinks willie nelson and Stevie Ray are overated and prefers Toby Keith.