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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight


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Brent Venasshole stands in the isle talking loudly on his phone while fumbling aimlessly through the wrong overhead bin when everyone is trying to get off the plane.  

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Brandt Vanerial calls breakfast tacos burritos.

BV prefers Tom Thumb over HEB.

BV drives a Ram 1500 with his tow mirrors out 24/7.

BV parks at the diesel pump to walk inside and get gas station pizza.

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BV wears his visors upside down and backwards then uses his hand to shield the sun from his eyes. 
 

BV runs HUNH offense all the time then tells his defensive players to pull an LSU to stop the other team from going fast. 

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BV orders the salmon at a steakhouse.

BV is still on his phone when the light turns green.

BV speaks at every city council meeting in Norman.

BV subscribes to PlutoTV.

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Brent V’Onofrio loves 11am kickoffs. If it were up to him, he’d start each game at sunrise. He loves his morning routine and imposing them on others. His greatest joy is waking up 4 minutes before his alarm is set to go off.

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BV is on his phone scrolling Tik-Tok in the left turn lane when the green arrow comes on then goes to yellow and then red. Of course he finally goes and makes it through the light while you have to sit through another cycle. 

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burnt vegetables still wears a plaid shirt, cargo shorts, dr. martens when he goes to Trees in deep ellum.

burnt vegetables thinks brett yormark is misunderstood and a swell guy.

burt vagtables thinks lincoln rileys brisket was on point.  

butt vegtables forgets the alamo and 9/11 every day.  

bunt vegerables thinks willie nelson and Stevie Ray are overated and prefers Toby Keith.  

 

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