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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight


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Brent Venables thinks NFL broadcasts should be giving Taylor Swift more of the spotlight.

Edit - shit, I'm late. @hookem17 already said the same thing

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Brent Venables told his black defensive players to shut up and tackle.  

Brent Venables eats his peas one at a time.

Brent Venables went into coaching because he was too stupid to be an airline pilot.  But to this day, he still opens his garage door, starts his car, and just sits in idle for 35 minutes before backing out for no reason.  

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BV proudly claims he invented the slogan:  You can't spell COCKSUCKER without ou.

BV still uses floaties in the pool.

BV and his wife share the same underwear.

BV sings Sweet Caroline during the church hymnal.

BV pours the milk in the bowl, then adds the cereal.

to be continued......

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Brent Venables served me chili once.  In four quadrants.  One was the meat.  One was the sauce.  One was the spices.  One was the cheese.  All of them had beans.

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Brett Venables purposely lies and says  “no, first time here” when asked by a waiter who inquires “have you dined with us before?  If not, let me tell you how we do things here…”

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Brent Venables will always remember the Alamo.  And by that I mean the time he argued for 2 1/2 hours at St Louis Lambert to get upgraded from his Chevy Malibu to a PT Cruiser with Alamo Rental, only to learn his reservation was with Hertz.

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Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries

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1 hour ago, Waterface said:

Brent Venables is the kind of guy who struggles with his consience before finally deciding to go to a gloryhole with the intention of sucking anonymous cock, only to proceed to stare at the wall while multiple cocks impatiently cycle out of the gloryhole for over an hour while he gently rubs his balls over his jeans and and silently cries

Strangely specific 

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