Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

[Boss Hogg 808]

Brent Venables tried to recruit Lowell Galindo to host his TV coach’s show, filmed at the campus Cracker Barrel

[utee94 15835]

Brent Venables worries about the numbers

[Bevo&Pevo 5213]

BV cannot play Blackjack unless he can take off his shoes and pants.

BV advocates for Daylight Savings Time 4 times a year.

BV subscribes to CAT FANCY.

BV eats cold gravy.

BV refuses to take down his Christmas tree and outside decorations.

[wood 11231]

On 9/30/2023 at 5:39 PM, TexArcher said:

Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight And he's listening to Creed while he does it.

I bet he just sits there when the light turns green, too, looking at his cellphone, then flips you off when you beep your horn to wake him the fuck up ...

[wood 11231]

On 9/30/2023 at 5:45 PM, texasdago said:

Yeah, I see him all the time at Mopac and Slaughter 

LOL, yep. What I'm sayin' ....

[Leanderman 2275]

Burnt Vegetables eat the boogars out of dead peoples noses.

[El Squared 1813]

BV thinks current SNL is hilarious.

[Magabro 172]

BV invests money with Baker Mayfields dad.

[Chico_SA 521]

Burt Venebles leaves his used free sample cups in his HEB basket. 

[deft 6861]

Burt Vengalis doesn’t hate the derel.

[lilMAC25 3801]

On 9/30/2023 at 8:32 PM, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

She has the wallet of a goddess for sure.

[wood 11231]

Brent Venables puts his big kart in the small cart lane at the HEB cart corral.

[elfenix 34331]

Bart Venereals bets on the Washington Generals

[LTtxfan 49325]

blOU SUCKS🤘

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Brent Venables parents didn’t have any children that lived.

[Magabro 172]

Brent venables kicks more puppies than bob stoops

[PvilleStang 2917]

BV attended the Flo celebration of life and delivered a eulogy.  

[Gandalfish 350]

Borys Vengerovsky thinks Putin remains a master strategist.

[Bevo&Pevo 5213]

BV once auditioned for the Wiggles.

BV believes in regular anal health.  He has appointments for Jan, Feb, March, Apr......

BV still uses corn cobs to wipe.

BV supports the metric system. 

BV doesn't use dimmers for approaching cars or stop for school buses with their lights on.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Brent Venables drank so much Fresca he snowed in his pants.  

[thunderlounge 7897]

 Brent Venables got his start in the costume of Barney the Dinosaur. 

[orangeut 212]

Burp Vaginitis thinks going to Dollar Tree is high end shopping 

[landman 559]

Brent Venables eats dingleberries.

[Pimphand 5821]

Just now, landman said:

Brent Venables eats dingleberries.

He's a cannibal?

[thunderlounge 7897]

Brent Venables defines “relative humidity” as the amount of sweat on his tiny balls when fucking his sister.

 

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Bart Venereals bets on the Washington Generals

Bert Vengali also bets on the Washington Commanders

[deft 6861]

Burn Vaginosis writes a check in the express line

[Davis Lane 5588]

BV moved to Norman, Ok.

Twice.

Edited October 6, 2023 by Davis Lane

[LTtxfan 49325]

 

[Basil 755]

Brent Venables tips with fake 20 dollar bills that unfold into an invitation to find jesus.

[Hermanator 7125]

This asshole's name doesn't flow as well as 'ol dick muncher stoopsie

[EtOH 63]

Brent Venables flushes his tampons

[F250 28804]

Venables jerks off to porn while eating cheese puffs then giggles when he licks the cheese dust off of his fingers.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12457]

Brent Venables reads the ingredients on the back of a vagisil bottle while taking a shit 

[InkaUtexas 26023]

Brent Venables lets his dog shit in yards and slowly walks away. 

[F250 28804]

He was down

[The Jungle 1]

Brent Venables goes A to M on Sark