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Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight


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39 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables leaves three squares of toilet paper on the roll.

If you shave your asshole, it's actually something one can work with. Not that I would know.

23 minutes ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables thinks Lincoln Riley's brisket is moist.

If a rare brisket is what you're looking for, well...

16 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Brent Venebales likes OU so much he went back

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Bunk Viable is the human equivalent of a participation trophy.

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29 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Brent Venables buys kolaches at Buccees and eats them without warming them up. 

Brent Venables avoids Allsups chimichangas because they make him gassy.

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1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Brett Vulnerable thinks Vegas Vacation is the best Vacation

Definitely not the worst, and had the hottest daughter. 

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1 minute ago, idigTexas said:

Vent Bendables thinks Hayden Christensen deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Anakin Skywalker.

Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.

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Brent Venables doesn't prefer the traditional ou main course of dicks but instead prefers pickled hairy balls with a side of taint jerky that has been sourced from organic Okie trailer parks.

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