Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

[orangebird 1147]

Brent Venables puts ketchup on his smoked brisket.

Brent Venables writes fan letters to Kevin Mar.

Brent Venables wears Crocs with socks.

Brent Venables pulls into the left turn lane to turn right.

Brent Venables goes speeding down the chicken lane to pass slow traffic.

[ChickenSandwich 9959]

Brent Venables Wrestles his daddy naked. 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

Brent Venables Wrestles his daddy naked. 

Stop crying and fight your father!

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

Brent Venereal thinks Jimbo has the "it" factor.

[Armybrat 41402]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

Fans of anorexics?

[Pods 7637]

Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc". 

[Longboard Horn 41352]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Burnt vegetables 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that OU's NIL?

[Longboard Horn 41352]

Brent Venables has never scored against Texas

[Damor 1246]

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

[TotallyLegit 3104]

I don't care for Brent Venables.

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

BV wants Roseanne Barr to sing the national anthem, and Beth Mowins to call the play by play.

He also sends Art Briles Christmas cards. 

[BearSchlong 8240]

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

[thunderlounge 8409]

Brent Venables’ favorite band is Winger.

Edited October 1, 2023 by thunderlounge

[Pods 7637]

Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. 

It's the smallest cod piece they make. 

[UTEE97 3935]

Bent Vaginables likes to take it in the arse from Texas.

[ChickenSandwich 9959]

Brent Venables Is the OU cheerleader. 
 

 

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

Brent has sex with crocs on 

[Redneck Mutha 8177]

Brent Venables puts ketchup on his Fletchers corn dog.  He asks for plastic cup in place of wax cup.

[TheAuditor 1047]

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

[texasdago 7770]

Brent Venables thinks dinosaur bones were planted by round-earthers 

[Celery Man 21098]

Brent Venables is on the board of your HOA.

[Rimbo 27013]

Brent Venables turned me into a newt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got better...

3 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

[GopherRock 1773]

Brent Venables pulls up to the Costco gas pumps on the wrong side.

[dec3169 556]

5 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Burnt Vegetables puts mayonnaise on hot dogs

That's not mayonaise.

[Fondren & Main 6899]

I’ll slap the shit out of his Neanderthal knuckle dragging bitch ass.

[Stunns38 3805]

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

Fellas, we have us a “NowThis” sighting.

Venables recommends Lincoln Riley’s brisket for catering.

[UTexasFight 9817]

BV takes the last paper towel off the roll in the office break room and doesn’t replace the roll. 

…and when I see him in my office Monday, I’m going punch him in the face 

[Longboard Horn 41352]

Brent Venables throws covid parties at nursing homes 

[Pato del Muerto 53490]

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Brent Venables eats all of the pecans off the top of the pecan pie.

He also insists on calling them pee-cans

[BachelorTrek 3320]

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And he's listening to Nickelback while he does it.

FIFY

Lulz.

[BachelorTrek 3320]

Vulnerables is Vulnerables.

Username checks out.

[Kdub 515]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

That's oddly specific.

 

Burned venereal uses liquid smoke

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

Brent Venables leaked the orange juice futures report.

[Hard Times 323]

Brent Venables is a Landry's Select Club super member.

[Pato del Muerto 53490]

Brent venables eats bagels from the center out.  

[OrangEngr 1035]

Butt vibrator insists the fight attendants list all the drink options available while ordering on a flight. Then he just gets water

[Armybrat 41402]

BV thinks Ken Paxton is a nice guy.

(/cr)

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

BV cuts in front of elderly people at the Walmart pharmacy while filling his valtrex prescription.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9508]

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

[texasdago 7770]

25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

Dude.  There's are limits to this exercise 

[gofuckyourself 9087]

Brick Virulent drives slowly for miles, notices you passing him in the left lane, then speeds up.

You notice he drives a cybertruck, which he thinks looks "so friggin cool."

[GhostOfTomJoad 9508]

BV puts a $20 bill in the jukebox and plays Terry Bradshaw's Greatest Hits all the way through.

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

Brent V makes smores with white crackers, mayo, and white chocolate.

[Pato del Muerto 53490]

BV named his toes so that he can talk to them while he paints his toenails. 

[HenryJames 67347]

Brent Venables buys Best Buy coupons on Surly.

[Left Coast 879]

Brent Venables pays at grocery stores using personal checks.

And doesn’t start to write the check until all the food is scanned.

[Bevo&Pevo 5518]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

BV named his toes so that he can talk to them while he paints his toenails. 

Rex Ryan says "HI!".

[elfenix 34749]

brandt venereals prefers "red river rivalry" to "red river shootout" and "red river showdown"

[El Squared 1851]

BV gave crabs to his dad.