Brent Venables sits in the right lane at red lights when he's going straight

[orangebird 1079]

Brent Venables puts ketchup on his smoked brisket.

Brent Venables writes fan letters to Kevin Mar.

Brent Venables wears Crocs with socks.

Brent Venables pulls into the left turn lane to turn right.

Brent Venables goes speeding down the chicken lane to pass slow traffic.

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Brent Venables Wrestles his daddy naked. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Just now, ChickenSandwich said:

Brent Venables Wrestles his daddy naked. 

Stop crying and fight your father!

[horn_of_the_morning 978]

Brent Venereal thinks Jimbo has the "it" factor.

[Armybrat 40822]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

To be fair, plenty of people on this site think that is the body if a goddess.

Fans of anorexics?

[Pods 7551]

Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc". 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Burnt vegetables 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is that OU's NIL?

[Longboard Horn 40296]

Brent Venables has never scored against Texas

[Damor 1236]

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

[TotallyLegit 3053]

I don't care for Brent Venables.

[Bevo&Pevo 5121]

BV wants Roseanne Barr to sing the national anthem, and Beth Mowins to call the play by play.

He also sends Art Briles Christmas cards. 

[BearSchlong 8083]

Brandt Vaginables thinks Bunny is a marvelous and free-spirited woman, of whom we are all very proud. 

[thunderlounge 7815]

Brent Venables’ favorite band is Winger.

Edited October 1, 2023 by thunderlounge

[Pods 7551]

Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. 

It's the smallest cod piece they make. 

[UTEE97 3513]

Bent Vaginables likes to take it in the arse from Texas.

[ChickenSandwich 9829]

Brent Venables Is the OU cheerleader. 
 

 

 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2026]

Brent has sex with crocs on 

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Brent Venables puts ketchup on his Fletchers corn dog.  He asks for plastic cup in place of wax cup.

[TheAuditor 1035]

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

[texasdago 7568]

Brent Venables thinks dinosaur bones were planted by round-earthers 

[Celery Man 20933]

Brent Venables is on the board of your HOA.

[Rimbo 25911]

Brent Venables turned me into a newt!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i got better...

3 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

[GopherRock 1765]

Brent Venables pulls up to the Costco gas pumps on the wrong side.

[dec3169 501]

5 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Burnt Vegetables puts mayonnaise on hot dogs

That's not mayonaise.

[Fondren & Main 6702]

I’ll slap the shit out of his Neanderthal knuckle dragging bitch ass.

[Stunns38 3460]

BV picks all the green m&ms out and shoves them up his ass. 

Fellas, we have us a “NowThis” sighting.

Venables recommends Lincoln Riley’s brisket for catering.

[UTexasFight 9429]

BV takes the last paper towel off the roll in the office break room and doesn’t replace the roll. 

…and when I see him in my office Monday, I’m going punch him in the face 

[Longboard Horn 40296]

Brent Venables throws covid parties at nursing homes 

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Brent Venables eats all of the pecans off the top of the pecan pie.

He also insists on calling them pee-cans

[BachelorTrek 2967]

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

And he's listening to Nickelback while he does it.

FIFY

Lulz.

[BachelorTrek 2967]

Vulnerables is Vulnerables.

Username checks out.

[Kdub 498]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Brent venables poops facing the tank and wipes back to front while standing.  Then sniffs the paper. 

That's oddly specific.

 

Burned venereal uses liquid smoke

[Jiggy-Z 3432]

Brent Venables leaked the orange juice futures report.

[Hard Times 302]

Brent Venables is a Landry's Select Club super member.

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

Brent venables eats bagels from the center out.  

[OrangEngr 1035]

Butt vibrator insists the fight attendants list all the drink options available while ordering on a flight. Then he just gets water

[Armybrat 40822]

BV thinks Ken Paxton is a nice guy.

(/cr)

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

BV cuts in front of elderly people at the Walmart pharmacy while filling his valtrex prescription.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

[texasdago 7568]

25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

BV thinks Ticketmaster should raise their convenience fees on e-tickets you store on your phone.

Dude.  There's are limits to this exercise 

[gofuckyourself 8205]

Brick Virulent drives slowly for miles, notices you passing him in the left lane, then speeds up.

You notice he drives a cybertruck, which he thinks looks "so friggin cool."

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

BV puts a $20 bill in the jukebox and plays Terry Bradshaw's Greatest Hits all the way through.

[Bevo&Pevo 5121]

Brent V makes smores with white crackers, mayo, and white chocolate.

[Pato del Muerto 52486]

BV named his toes so that he can talk to them while he paints his toenails. 

[HenryJames 66038]

Brent Venables buys Best Buy coupons on Surly.

[Left Coast 863]

Brent Venables pays at grocery stores using personal checks.

And doesn’t start to write the check until all the food is scanned.

[Bevo&Pevo 5121]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

BV named his toes so that he can talk to them while he paints his toenails. 

Rex Ryan says "HI!".

[elfenix 34223]

brandt venereals prefers "red river rivalry" to "red river shootout" and "red river showdown"

[El Squared 1800]

BV gave crabs to his dad.