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Week 6, 2023: Red River shootout.

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5-0 bitches. First time since 2009.     we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that trea

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1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Also, FYI this is where Ewers cooks and where your secondary really struggles. 

 

We’ll see. Sanders being hobbled or out completely changes a few equations. OU would struggle to cover him and that screen to him would kill at least once. 

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The two leading "WRs" against OU last year were Whittington and Sanders because that's where Ewers cooks (I.e. between the numbers). It also again looks like the major weakness of OU's secondary/LBs this year. 

The bad news for OU is that Texas now has another major deep threat in AD Mitchell. They gonna double him too like they did Worthy? Good luck getting cooked over the middle again by Sanders and Whittington. I can't wait to watch Stutsman trying to cover Sanders again. Great times. 

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

We're all well aware of who this guy is and what he's done. He's also had some really terrible games for OU. There is no doubt we're headed for some fuckery here, but short of kidnapping him the morning of the game, what do you expect anyone to do about it?

Plant drugs in his car and call the cops?

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

FUCK BARRY SWITZER

FUCK BUD WILKINSON

FUCK BOB STOOPS

FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH

FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN

FUCK BILLY SIMS

FUCK BOB STOOPS

FUCK LINCOLN RILEY

FUCK CALE GUNDY

FUCK JOSH HEUPEL

FUCK ROY WILLIAMS

FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK

FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN

FUCK KYLER MURRAY

FUCK JASON WHITE

FUCK SPENCER RATTLER

FUCK ROCKY CALMUS

FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD

FUCK JIM ROSS

FUCK SAM BRADFORD

FUCK DEMARCO MURRAY

FUCK LANDRY JONES

FUCK DERRICK STRAIT

FUCK TOBY KEITH

FUCK CALEB WILLIAMS

FUCK MARIVN MIMS

FUCK ADRIAN PETERSON

FUCK TRAY ALLEN

FUCK DEMOND PARKER

FUCK CURTIS FAGAN

FUCK DILLON GABRIEL

FUCK JEFF LEBBY

FUCK GARY GIBBS

FUCK HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER

FUCK BRENT VENABLES

FUCK BLAKE BELL

FUCK RHETT BOMAR

FUCK THAT SOONER SCHOONER

FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA

FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES

FINALLY, FUCK CURLY MCLAIN AND THAT MUSICAL TOO.

and

FUCK SPENCER TILLMAN

FUCK JOHN BLAKE

FUCK JAMELLE HOLIEWAY

FUCK CHARLES THOMPSON

FUCK MARCUS DUPREE

FUCK MIKE GADDIS

FUCK R. D. LASHAR

FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH

FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK

FUCK KYLER MURRAY

FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD

FUCK BILLY SIMS

FUCK STEVE OWENS

FUCK BILLY VESSELS

FUCK JAMES ALLEN

 

 

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3 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Sankey going to the Red River Shootout to lord over the Big 12's last meaningful regular season game ever is such a goddamn power move and I fucking love it.

Maybe going to keep Mar in check - give him a teaser of this being a tryout for SEC (like a Gentlemen's agreement).  

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12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

FUCK BARRY SWITZER

FUCK BUD WILKINSON

FUCK BOB STOOPS

FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH

FUCK QUENTIN GRIFFIN

FUCK BILLY SIMS

FUCK BOB STOOPS

FUCK LINCOLN RILEY

FUCK CALE GUNDY

FUCK JOSH HEUPEL

FUCK ROY WILLIAMS

FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK

FUCK TEDDY LEHMAN

FUCK KYLER MURRAY

FUCK JASON WHITE

FUCK SPENCER RATTLER

FUCK ROCKY CALMUS

FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD

FUCK JIM ROSS

FUCK SAM BRADFORD

FUCK DEMARCO MURRAY

FUCK LANDRY JONES

FUCK DERRICK STRAIT

FUCK TOBY KEITH

FUCK CALEB WILLIAMS

FUCK MARIVN MIMS

FUCK ADRIAN PETERSON

FUCK TRAY ALLEN

FUCK DEMOND PARKER

FUCK CURTIS FAGAN

FUCK DILLON GABRIEL

FUCK JEFF LEBBY

FUCK GARY GIBBS

FUCK HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER

FUCK BRENT VENABLES

FUCK BLAKE BELL

FUCK RHETT BOMAR

FUCK THAT SOONER SCHOONER

FUCK THE ENTIRE STATE OF OKLAHOMA

FUCK ALL THE LAND THEIVES

FINALLY, FUCK CURLY MCLAIN AND THAT MUSICAL TOO.

 

You said Stoops twice.

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1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

and

FUCK SPENCER TILLMAN

FUCK JOHN BLAKE

FUCK JAMELLE HOLIEWAY

FUCK CHARLES THOMPSON

FUCK MARCUS DUPREE

FUCK MIKE GADDIS

FUCK R. D. LASHAR

FUCK BRIAN BOSWORTH

FUCK DUSTY DVORCEK

FUCK KYLER MURRAY

FUCK BAKER MAYFIELD

FUCK BILLY SIMS

FUCK STEVE OWENS

FUCK BILLY VESSELS

FUCK JAMES ALLEN

 

 

Never forget the evil we're fighting against, like this typical sooner cunt.

A Tulsa, Oklahoma mother pleaded guilty in court late last month to allowing her 12-year-old daughter give birth to a 24-year-old man’s child.

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3 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Big 12 refs are going to fuck both of us all year. Have a feeling they only fuck with us in this game with us being the driving force behind the move and the preseason/Tech game comments by Yormark. Won’t make a shit though. We are inevitable.

Not saying we are winning the NC, but it will be amusing to see if the Big 12 takes full advantage of it's prestige in it's hype videos until our exit date which any other conference would and be dumb not to. But then again no other head office has so publicly talked down an exiting member (which reminds me, I wonder how that egg on the deputy's face tasted after our win over Alabama. So much for that losing to Bama is better than losing to LSU.). Much less, to publicly root for one conference playing another member.  

Us winning an NC on the way out and the BIG 12 not being able to use it's marketing value to its fullest, especially during BB season without looking completely petty would be  priceless...  maybe the new Big 12 commish isn't near as forward thinking and innovative as people believe...  I remember another innovative and forward thinking commissioner, also light-years ahead of his peers. And how that worked out for the PAC.... 

I don't have an issue with the individual schools, they are butthurt because the floaties  (UT for some. OU for others) they've relied on their entire existence are coming off and it's time to sink or swim on their own, but deep inside they know it's not our responsibility to be their safety blanket and they would be leaving too if they were in our shoes, at least.their fans do,.their administrations might be different. 

But the Big 12 conference as a whole, can fuck off.. 

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6 hours ago, gmr548 said:

My base case is Texas wins via controlling the LOS, but OU keeps it interesting with some big hitting pass plays over the top. Things that could change that, which are very possible, are turnover issues and/or OU getting really exotic defensively and the OL struggling to diagnose and block those pressure packages. Either/or could lead to the defense getting worn out while the offense stalls and give OU the upper hand.

I don't think the Texas secondary is that good and I expect OU to move the ball a lot between the 20's and hit over the top a few times. I do trust the Texas defense in the red zone though.

The Texas secondary has allowed jack shit in the endzone through  5 games, not sure why you say they are not good.

I bet Gabriel is running all game and he is gonna catch hell from one of our spies.

I keep being told by mouth breathers they have QB depth this year. Can’t wait to see it.

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11 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm sure aggy will throw a fit and he'll be in cs before start of 2nd qtr.

If you think Sankey gives a shit about the aggies throwing a fit, then you haven't been paying attention.

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29 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

I'm sure aggy will throw a fit and he'll be in cs before start of 2nd qtr.

 

17 minutes ago, Plorant said:

If you think Sankey gives a shit about the aggies throwing a fit, then you haven't been paying attention.

He’s actually going to both games but the fact that he’s going to the RRS at all likely gets aggy riled up.

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5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Are you writing to me on a public forum? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm closing the browser! Prank poster, prank poster!

I was thinking more of an old school Mission: Impossible limo switch or something. 

Or just a banana in the tailpipe pre-game….on his way to catch a plane…

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I know it's all they have to go on based on their worthless schedule so far, but the amount of statistics OU fans have to throw out to convince themselves and others they are good is hilarious. 

No doubt OU is better than last year. They still have a lot of warts. Way more than Texas. 

Yes, anything can happen Saturday. If OU wins they would understandably feel validated. But it's all wish casting from the Sooner side right now. 

 

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55 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

My dumbass just realized I bought tickets on the OU side from SeatGeek. Anyone else ever experienced the game this way? Price was too good to pass up.

Truly a macroeconomic case study. On one side: a diverse, robust, economy with a booming GDP. Ticket prices to the game match this and reflect a sizeable portion of the population with vast disposable income.

On the other: a stagnant economy driven largely by meth and incest porn. Ticket prices to this side of the stadium can be picked up for next-to-nothing or traded directly for meth or incest porn.

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