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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye


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Credit where it’s due, Malaki played well. Usual shitty games from Keldon and Zach. Devin was absolutely manhandled by the Dallas bigs. They kicked his ass. 

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  On 2/16/2024 at 7:40 PM, ConferenceRoom said:

How do I forget the last two posts? 

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You can't. The mental imagery of a nappy-headed and defensively unsound Trae Young sodomizing Kermit the Frog whilst the "angry amphibian" calmly sips his cup o' tea is forever burned into your psyche.

I suggest art therapy. Maybe take up watercolor or pastels. Even so, it's going to be a long road to recovery.

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  On 2/19/2024 at 9:48 PM, thepop said:

Sooo
 

Wemby

Sochan

Draft Pick

Vassell

Young


 

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I’m pretty sure “Draft Pick” will bring going to the Hawks. Man, I do not want Trae Young on this team. Y’all think I’m salty about Patty Mills? Just fucking wait. I hate that pissant. 

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  On 2/23/2024 at 5:17 AM, Kermit said:

That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better. 

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Is there a more useless player than Zach Collins? His shot is legitimate garbage. How was he ever allowed to shoot?

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  On 2/24/2024 at 7:26 AM, thepop said:

Well, it’s a good sign I guess that they’re playing teams tough and not getting blown out. Especially with guys like Zach Collins getting minutes. 

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I can’t emphasize enough, for those who don’t watch the games, how awful and shitty he truly is. 

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He hit his first two 3-point shots last night for the month of February. I guess that's the one positive takeaway for Collins last night.

I took my dog out for a walk last night when Wemby sat for the first time. The score when I left was 15-12. When I got back, it was 17-30.

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I wonder if Wemby being ahead of schedule will cause the front office to be more aggressive in the rebuild. I think the original plan was most likely contend in year 5 or so and build slowly like OKC. But he’s probably going to be a top 3 player by his third season if not best overall. 
 

I just don’t think you can run it back next year with just the addition of the draft picks. 

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They can't run it back. They just can't. 

They don't need to give up their war chest of picks or cap space, but they have to get some three point shooting. They can't compete without getting better shooting. It's the single biggest issue for the team. Everything else should take care of itself. 

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Champagne is so fucking bad, holy shit. Had an easy pass for a fast break dunk and he threw it too hard and it went out of bounds.

 

What the fuck are we doing. What the fuck is a player like that doing playing in the NBA.

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Worst game we’ve played in a while. Just abysmal.

 

i swear we play worse in those jerseys burn them with fire 

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  On 2/26/2024 at 5:16 AM, Kermit said:

Sochan with 1 point. Champagnie with 2. Killer job, guys.

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Sochan was terrible last night. I don't know if he was as bad as Collins, but he was close. And Champagnie, I'm fairly certain, is the worst starter in the entire league.

Sochan was -21. Collins was -17. Wemby was -2.  Mamu was +8.

 

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  On 2/28/2024 at 1:24 AM, hornfan785 said:
Wemby is already showing off in this one. If only he made that dunk after going behind the back and throwing it off the backboard.

That was filthy. Wolves need to win the non wemby minutes but a considerable margin or it could be a fight.

Wolves broadcast said tonight we’re going for the 4th time franchise history that the wolves won 3 games vs SA in the season series. and we’ve been around since ‘89
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Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

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  On 2/28/2024 at 10:52 PM, Kermit said:

Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

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Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

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Who are these fucking idiots that want Patty back?

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  On 2/29/2024 at 12:31 AM, Pam Cummings said:

Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

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And Cedi and Doug. 

Really everyone but Sochan, Wemby, DV and Tre can fuck off. I also liked Bassey before he got hurt. We might have something with Wesley.

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