San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

[Kermit 3160]

Credit where it’s due, Malaki played well. Usual shitty games from Keldon and Zach. Devin was absolutely manhandled by the Dallas bigs. They kicked his ass. 

[ztejas 43746]

12 hours ago, Kermit said:

Will they ever guard Kyrie? Tune in next time for another episode of “Kyrie Dicks the Spurs!”

Luka also has his hog permanently lodged in our ass.

[Kermit 3160]

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

Luka also has his hog permanently lodged in our ass.

Can you imagine Trae Young trying to guard Kyrie?

[ztejas 43746]

2 hours ago, Kermit said:

Can you imagine Trae Young trying to guard Kyrie?

I can imagine Trae putting his dirty okie hog up your ass. 

[Kermit 3160]

8 hours ago, ztejas said:

I can imagine Trae putting his dirty okie hog up your ass. 

Ew. The carpet probably matches the drapes and that’s an instant turnoff.

[ConferenceRoom 6153]

How do I forget the last two posts? 

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

3 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

How do I forget the last two posts? 

You can't. The mental imagery of a nappy-headed and defensively unsound Trae Young sodomizing Kermit the Frog whilst the "angry amphibian" calmly sips his cup o' tea is forever burned into your psyche.

I suggest art therapy. Maybe take up watercolor or pastels. Even so, it's going to be a long road to recovery.

[ztejas 43746]

I already love him so much.

I have no idea who that kid is. His brother?

[ztejas 43746]

Wait Wemby is in the skills challenge?

[Radical Larry 28673]

[thepop 4409]

Sooo
 

Wemby

Sochan

Draft Pick

Vassell

Young

 

[Kermit 3160]

7 minutes ago, thepop said:

Sooo
 

Wemby

Sochan

Draft Pick

Vassell

Young

 

I’m pretty sure “Draft Pick” will bring going to the Hawks. Man, I do not want Trae Young on this team. Y’all think I’m salty about Patty Mills? Just fucking wait. I hate that pissant. 

[ztejas 43746]

Get Cedi Osman off this fucking team good fucking God. 

[ztejas 43746]

Omg I love Sochan and Wemby so much. 

And holy shit Wemby is a dime away from a 5x5.

[Kermit 3160]

That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better. 

[gofuckyourself 8687]

Missed the game but glanced at the box score.

Wemby is getting the first official quintuple double one day.

[hornfan785 565]

Wemby should have gotten that foul call. And our guys need to stop missing free throws.

[Pam Cummings 9700]

6 hours ago, Kermit said:

That’s a winnable game. Fuck. Once this team has a big off the bench that doesn’t cede layups every possession, they’ll be so much better. 

Is there a more useless player than Zach Collins? His shot is legitimate garbage. How was he ever allowed to shoot?

[F250 28945]

A reminder about the Admiral's greatness.

 

 

[Kermit 3160]

Yup, Zach Collins still sucks. 

[gofuckyourself 8687]

23 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Wemby is getting the first official quintuple double one day.

Maybe tonight. But he needs to pick up the pace on the blocks though. 

A 20 - 8 - 4 - 4 - 1 first half isn't going to cut it. Scrub.

[Kermit 3160]

5X5

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

2 minutes ago, Kermit said:

5X5

Dude can fill up a statsheet like no one else.

[Radical Larry 28673]

[Irieguy 1059]

Wemby becomes the 2nd rookie with a 5x5. The other, Jamaal Tinsley Iowa State legend. 

[thepop 4409]

Well, it’s a good sign I guess that they’re playing teams tough and not getting blown out. Especially with guys like Zach Collins getting minutes. 

[Kermit 3160]

14 hours ago, thepop said:

Well, it’s a good sign I guess that they’re playing teams tough and not getting blown out. Especially with guys like Zach Collins getting minutes. 

I can’t emphasize enough, for those who don’t watch the games, how awful and shitty he truly is. 

[hornfan785 565]

He hit his first two 3-point shots last night for the month of February. I guess that's the one positive takeaway for Collins last night.

I took my dog out for a walk last night when Wemby sat for the first time. The score when I left was 15-12. When I got back, it was 17-30.

[thepop 4409]

I wonder if Wemby being ahead of schedule will cause the front office to be more aggressive in the rebuild. I think the original plan was most likely contend in year 5 or so and build slowly like OKC. But he’s probably going to be a top 3 player by his third season if not best overall. 
 

I just don’t think you can run it back next year with just the addition of the draft picks. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18663]

They can't run it back. They just can't. 

They don't need to give up their war chest of picks or cap space, but they have to get some three point shooting. They can't compete without getting better shooting. It's the single biggest issue for the team. Everything else should take care of itself. 

[Kermit 3160]

We have Marcus Morris. Can he shoot?

[thepop 4409]

I wish we wore black jerseys every now and then. It's only our main color.

[Pam Cummings 9700]

Champagne is so fucking bad, holy shit. Had an easy pass for a fast break dunk and he threw it too hard and it went out of bounds.

 

What the fuck are we doing. What the fuck is a player like that doing playing in the NBA.

[Kermit 3160]

Stupid ass turnovers. 

[Kermit 3160]

Stupid ass turnovers.

[thepop 4409]

Worst game we’ve played in a while. Just abysmal.

 

i swear we play worse in those jerseys burn them with fire 

Edited February 26 by thepop

[hornfan785 565]

This game was a disaster from the very beginning. Just never in the game.

[hornfan785 565]

Mamu is putting in some good minutes. 9 point game.

[Pam Cummings 9700]

Managed to cut it to 9 before remembering we fucking suck and would rather do stupid shit.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18663]

1 minute ago, hornfan785 said:

Mamu is putting in some good minutes. 9 point game.

And they went to shit when they took him out. 

But this... Jesus.

 

[thepop 4409]

Play Mamu over Collins, can’t be worse.

[Kermit 3160]

Sochan with 1 point. Champagnie with 2. Killer job, guys.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18663]

11 hours ago, Kermit said:

Sochan with 1 point. Champagnie with 2. Killer job, guys.

Sochan was terrible last night. I don't know if he was as bad as Collins, but he was close. And Champagnie, I'm fairly certain, is the worst starter in the entire league.

Sochan was -21. Collins was -17. Wemby was -2.  Mamu was +8.

 

[hornfan785 565]

Wemby is already showing off in this one. If only he made that dunk after going behind the back and throwing it off the backboard.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Wemby is already showing off in this one. If only he made that dunk after going behind the back and throwing it off the backboard.

That was filthy. Wolves need to win the non wemby minutes but a considerable margin or it could be a fight.

Wolves broadcast said tonight we’re going for the 4th time franchise history that the wolves won 3 games vs SA in the season series. and we’ve been around since ‘89

[hornfan785 565]

Jesus, so many turnovers...

[thepop 4409]

Sochan is 20 and these stretches will happen but yikes 1 point in 2 games. 

[Kermit 3160]

Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

[Pam Cummings 9700]

1 hour ago, Kermit said:

Keldon Johnson fucking sucks. I know he had some garbage threes last night, but he fucking sucks. Turnover machine, tunnel-vision, same stupid mistakes over and over. Dude’s a fifth year player, a fucking veteran. He sucks balls. Hopefully he gets traded this offseason, but not for Trae Young.

Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

[ztejas 43746]

Who are these fucking idiots that want Patty back?

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23 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Him, Collins, and Champenny

 

And Cedi and Doug. 

Really everyone but Sochan, Wemby, DV and Tre can fuck off. I also liked Bassey before he got hurt. We might have something with Wesley.