San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

I guess it got deleted from Reddit, but they saved screen shots of it on Spurstalk.

They call anybody who they can hunt on offense, "Elephant". Anybody who can shoot is "Laser". Obviously, the Mavs scouting department is full of dorks.

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

I dunno if ive ever been this excited for the start of a regular season. I legitimately ran around screaming my head off when we won the rights to draft Wemby. The unprecedentedness is off the charts.

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

I'm here for the start of an era. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[ztejas 43,411]

Le debút*

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[PantsTent 2,002]

In!

 

[C-Man 27,182]

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

They fucking better. This is some bullshit especially if these assholes go ot. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

They better. But then this is the same company that allows Doris burke to be one of their  commentators 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

LFG!!!!!!

GO SPURS GO 

[BurgleBro 787]

5 timeouts and triple OT incoming

[F250 28,760]

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

[Radical Larry 28,539]

Move this shit over to The Ocho and let’s go.

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

It was 3 mins left in game 12 mins ago 

Couple baddies courtside for knicks tho. 

[F250 28,760]

My kid just texted me from the game.

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

Frost bank. Damn. When they change it?

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Get this shit off my tv.

[C-Man 27,182]

That shot of the crowd with the cell phone lights was bad ass

[ztejas 43,411]

How the fuck did that shit go 3 hours in regulation? 

[F250 28,760]

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Frost bank. Damn. When they change it?

Like a month ago. I actually prefer Frost Bank it has a more San Antonio feel to it.

[F250 28,760]

Wemby!!!

[ztejas 43,411]

We got a little squad.

[C-Man 27,182]

This 16-7 start fucks

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

We ballin. Vassell on one

[ATXbronco 4,062]

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

[D3zii 3,675]

[gofuckyourself 8,195]

Missed half the quarter. Wemby subbed already?

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

No lie. Who 16?

[D3zii 3,675]

IMO we are a good point guard away and some good experience from being a top team. We have mostly everything else. 

Edited October 26, 2023 by D3zii

[gofuckyourself 8,195]

Pau Gasol...no wait.

[ztejas 43,411]

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

LeBron was almost universally loved before he went to Miami. 

[Irieguy 1,059]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

Yes. How dare they compliment one of the top 2 players of all time? And Lebron was pretty good too. 

[F250 28,760]

Is Pop doing the rookie restricted playing time thing with Wemby?

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

#16!

[BurgleBro 787]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Is Pop doing the rookie restricted playing time thing with Wemby?

I think it's a stamina issue right now

[F250 28,760]

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

No lie. Who 16?

 

[D3zii 3,675]

Vassell been putting in work, 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

W3MBY!

[gofuckyourself 8,195]

Wemby for the 3 pt contest 

[kingkoopa6 8,344]

I see you rice 

[Coach pop a bitch 5,459]

 

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

This team plays soooooo fast. I’m having to recalibrate. 

[miguelito 11,250]

Is defense allowed anymore?

[gofuckyourself 8,195]

Two Wemby lasers so far, for those scouts out there. Pew Pew.

[F250 28,760]

Just now, miguelito said:

Is defense allowed anymore?

We're running the air raid now.

Seriously, I'd like to see some tighter defense on our side.

[ztejas 43,411]

That Zach Collins is so hot right now. 

[gofuckyourself 8,195]

Collins! Damn.