San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

I guess it got deleted from Reddit, but they saved screen shots of it on Spurstalk.

They call anybody who they can hunt on offense, "Elephant". Anybody who can shoot is "Laser". Obviously, the Mavs scouting department is full of dorks.

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

[Pam Cummings 9568]

I dunno if ive ever been this excited for the start of a regular season. I legitimately ran around screaming my head off when we won the rights to draft Wemby. The unprecedentedness is off the charts.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

I'm here for the start of an era. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[ztejas 43262]

Le debút*

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[PantsTent 2002]

In!

 

[C-Man 27041]

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

They fucking better. This is some bullshit especially if these assholes go ot. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

They’ll hold the start for this one, I presume, until Bos/NYK ends, right?

They better. But then this is the same company that allows Doris burke to be one of their  commentators 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

LFG!!!!!!

GO SPURS GO 

[BurgleBro 772]

5 timeouts and triple OT incoming

[F250 28680]

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

[Radical Larry 28528]

Move this shit over to The Ocho and let’s go.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

It was 3 mins left in game 12 mins ago 

Couple baddies courtside for knicks tho. 

[F250 28680]

My kid just texted me from the game.

[kingkoopa6 8312]

Frost bank. Damn. When they change it?

[Horny Bull 2759]

Get this shit off my tv.

[C-Man 27041]

That shot of the crowd with the cell phone lights was bad ass

[ztejas 43262]

How the fuck did that shit go 3 hours in regulation? 

[F250 28680]

5 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Frost bank. Damn. When they change it?

Like a month ago. I actually prefer Frost Bank it has a more San Antonio feel to it.

[F250 28680]

Wemby!!!

[ztejas 43262]

We got a little squad.

[C-Man 27041]

This 16-7 start fucks

[kingkoopa6 8312]

We ballin. Vassell on one

[ATXbronco 4060]

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

[D3zii 3641]

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Missed half the quarter. Wemby subbed already?

[kingkoopa6 8312]

No lie. Who 16?

[D3zii 3641]

IMO we are a good point guard away and some good experience from being a top team. We have mostly everything else. 

Edited October 26, 2023 by D3zii

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Pau Gasol...no wait.

[ztejas 43262]

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

LeBron was almost universally loved before he went to Miami. 

[Irieguy 1059]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

The Wemby dick sucking is all too LeBron familiar.  

I'm here rooting for the kid and hope the color team doesn't turn me off of him before he's able to become a personal favorite.

Like they did with LeBron.

Yes. How dare they compliment one of the top 2 players of all time? And Lebron was pretty good too. 

[F250 28680]

Is Pop doing the rookie restricted playing time thing with Wemby?

[kingkoopa6 8312]

#16!

[BurgleBro 772]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

Is Pop doing the rookie restricted playing time thing with Wemby?

I think it's a stamina issue right now

[F250 28680]

4 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

No lie. Who 16?

 

[D3zii 3641]

Vassell been putting in work, 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

W3MBY!

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Wemby for the 3 pt contest 

[kingkoopa6 8312]

I see you rice 

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

 

 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18523]

This team plays soooooo fast. I’m having to recalibrate. 

[miguelito 11217]

Is defense allowed anymore?

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Two Wemby lasers so far, for those scouts out there. Pew Pew.

[F250 28680]

Just now, miguelito said:

Is defense allowed anymore?

We're running the air raid now.

Seriously, I'd like to see some tighter defense on our side.

[ztejas 43262]

That Zach Collins is so hot right now. 

[gofuckyourself 8121]

Collins! Damn.