Things to do pre and post OU game besides seeking tail and getting shitfaced.

[Matagorda 118]

Not that there’s anything wrong with those pursuits, but Im taking my middle school and high school boys to their first OU game.  Seeing how the above pursuits were my focus during previous OU weekends in Dallas, Im sorta in the dark about the fair and game day activities for family types.  

Besides making fun of the carnival freaks wearing red, what do you suggest we do before and after our triumph over the dirt burglars?
 

 

 

[Kennythetiger 9376]

Better traffic in the tailgating thread 

[Lat22 4010]

The car show is always pretty cool. And you can sneak a peek at the floor models, and I ain't talking about the cars.

[immamac 42838]

14 hours ago, Matagorda said:

Not that there’s anything wrong with those pursuits, but Im taking my middle school and high school boys to their first OU game.  Seeing how the above pursuits were my focus during previous OU weekends in Dallas, Im sorta in the dark about the fair and game day activities for family types.  

Besides making fun of the carnival freaks wearing red, what do you suggest we do before and after our triumph over the dirt burglars?
 

 

 

It’s the state fair there is tons to do. Go a bit early go to game day get corn dogs go see the shit at the fair. Go into stadium at 1030 before the big crowd and the end of game day and then leave after the eyes. Go to a cool place in town and watch the rest of the day of CFB with the boys and have a burger and stuff somewhere. 

[hornbri 1396]

I take my kids every year. There is so much to do at the state fair….

Grab some fried food and walk around. It really will take care of itself. 

[South Austin 52456]

Maybe we could play chess? Screw?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

47 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Maybe we could play chess? Screw?

Play chess while a vibrating cheat machine is shoved up your ass?

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

[troph 24781]

Have a few less beers, look at tail instead of chase it, let your kids spend $300 on rides and shit food (that’ll last all of 2 hours). It’s pretty much that easy. 

Edited October 4, 2023 by troph

[Kennythetiger 9376]

8 hours ago, troph said:

Have a few less beers, look at tail instead of chase it, let your kids spend $300 on rides and shit food (that’ll last all of hours). It’s pretty much that easy. 

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

[troph 24781]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

They are delicious - a tradition like no other - I’ll have two please - but your arteries agree with me. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Corn dogs are not “shit food”, ma’am. 

It’s a shit food 364 days of thee year.  It’s perfection on Saturday.

[immamac 42838]

9 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

It’s a shit food 364 days of thee year.  It’s perfection on Saturday.

Don’t forget to slather Bijan mustardson all over your fletchers corn dogs 

[Guest]

I'm confused. The game is literally in the middle of a fair and you're asking what stuff can you do with kids?

[Matagorda 118]

16 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I'm confused. The game is literally in the middle of a fair and you're asking what stuff can you do with kids?

Point taken

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Maybe he wants to do the kind of stuff with kids that you can't do in the middle of the fair grounds

[Gene Parmesan 4003]

Go by the Boris exhibit to stare at that hog's nuts.

[4th&Five 41519]