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a whole boatload of the 90’s Cowboys and Bills as well as legendary players from the Cowboys and NFL during Irvin’s HOF induction ceremony.  I’ll tell the story tomorrow when I get to work and have my keyboard.  

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Buncha Dallas Cowboys at various bars, Frank Summerall at a private bar called Nostromo. 

Funniest was i was standing next to a middle aged black man at the urinal back in the 80's at a restaurant/bar on Greenville Ave in Dallas.  I recognized him immediately  but my drunk buddy yells out "Hey!  It's Crazy Ray!"  (mascot guy who used to wear cowboy gear on the sidelines for those that don't know).  Guy next to me gets pissed and says "Crazy Ray my ass!"  then leaves.  Dude was Mel Renfro...lmao

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I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

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Denny Trejo, Uchiko (the conversation and his jailhouse socks/jorts combo really heightened tension)

Walter Cronkite, Etter-Harbin Alumni Center (In that trademark voice, he proclaimed to me, "Never get into a fully fueled car with a fully fueled bladder.")  

 

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Dr. John--bar on Miami Beach

Ron Wood bar on Miami Beach

Steve Spurrier, Golden Eagle Golf Course

 

 

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Ok nothing semi about these ....

For you young ass mother fuckers..

Steamboat 1874 was a club on 6fh Street that started it all.

back in 1981 there were 4 establishments on East 6th...

Wylies

Pecan Street Cafe

Gordos (pool hall)

Steamboat

 

 

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21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Steve Earle, Nashville

Daniel Johnston, Austin

Oliver Sacks, New York

I've never heard of any of these people. "Semi" might be a bit of a stretch.

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8 hours ago, Jackie Moon said:

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

It's cool if you were a young meat gazer, you can tell us, trust tree and all.  So was the extra room he asked for in his trousers necessary?

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17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, you sure you went to UT? Oliver Sachs, I get you not knowing, but the other two are iconic.

Let me check my diploma.  Yup, there it is in black and white.  1983.

 

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2 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

John Connally and Ben Barnes.  Four Seasons in Austin.

Fred Akers.  Student Union at UT.

Charles Barkley.  The Mansion in Dallas.

Jerry Jones.  The Ritz In Dallas. 

Pay attention, people.  This is how you humblebrag.

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4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I've never heard of any of these people. "Semi" might be a bit of a stretch.

Do you hate the Apple commercial they are playing during the World Cup of what sounds like a 90 year old woman singing?

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32 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, you sure you went to UT? Oliver Sachs, I get you not knowing, but the other two are iconic.

Actually, now that I've read their Wiki pages, they are perfect candidates for this thread.  Carry on.

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