Semi-Celebrities I've Pissed Next to At Urinals

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Steve Earle, Nashville

Daniel Johnston, Austin

Oliver Sacks, New York

[GhostOfTomJoad 9327]

Jimmie Vaughan - Antone's 

Tom Heinsohn - Alamodome

[The University 851]

20 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Oliver Sacks, New York

should have asked him why he was urinating with his hat

[Beau Vine 54238]

Terry Bradshaw, at a Mavs game

[elfenix 34262]

Hey buddy, niiiiiice cock

[Owlhorn 2]

Frodo Baggins

[RollLeft 5045]

Vinny Del Negro

Avery Johnson

[Trey3216 15346]

a whole boatload of the 90’s Cowboys and Bills as well as legendary players from the Cowboys and NFL during Irvin’s HOF induction ceremony.  I’ll tell the story tomorrow when I get to work and have my keyboard.  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3817]

Chris Plonsky

 

[Walser 1109]

Cedric Benson, Aussie's

[llanoflash 151]

Tommy Lee jones. Granite 0 bar. 

Sumbitch never bought a round either. 

[Lat22 4014]

Carl Edwards, Daytona garage restroom. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, llanoflash said:

Tommy Lee jones. Granite 0 bar. 

Sumbitch never bought a round either. 

[chesthair 231]

Rusty Greer

Jerry Jones

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

Lou Holtz - DFW Airport

The Boz - DFW Airport (different trip)

Scott Bakula - Some bar in the French Qtr

Dave Alvin - Liberty Lunch (RIP)

[Mileslong 4727]

Buncha Dallas Cowboys at various bars, Frank Summerall at a private bar called Nostromo. 

Funniest was i was standing next to a middle aged black man at the urinal back in the 80's at a restaurant/bar on Greenville Ave in Dallas.  I recognized him immediately  but my drunk buddy yells out "Hey!  It's Crazy Ray!"  (mascot guy who used to wear cowboy gear on the sidelines for those that don't know).  Guy next to me gets pissed and says "Crazy Ray my ass!"  then leaves.  Dude was Mel Renfro...lmao

[Jackie Moon 0]

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

[GreenspointTexas 9604]

Michael Johnson - UT track and fieldhouse

[Horn_Spanker 524]

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Edited July 6, 2018 by Horn_Spanker

[Guest Lobo]

Denny Trejo, Uchiko (the conversation and his jailhouse socks/jorts combo really heightened tension)

Walter Cronkite, Etter-Harbin Alumni Center (In that trademark voice, he proclaimed to me, "Never get into a fully fueled car with a fully fueled bladder.")  

 

[Don Johnson 4754]

John Williams

[Don Keibals 113]

Mick Fleetwood at the Back Room, Austin.  fucker is tall as shit

[Chad Fuck 17684]

Jimmy Smith and Phil Upchurch at The Mercury.  

Phil actually blew off a hot young thing to talk guitar with me.  

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

 

15 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Vinny Del Negro

Avery Johnson

Vinny del Negro - St. Mary's 

[FigurelliPwC 115]

Michael Irvin.  IHOP in Austin around 2am during training camp in the mid ‘90’s

[Litig8r 414]

Dr. John--bar on Miami Beach

Ron Wood bar on Miami Beach

Steve Spurrier, Golden Eagle Golf Course

 

 

Edited July 6, 2018 by Litig8r

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

R Kelly. I was the urinal. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Gary Hart - AFL-CIO
Omar Dykes - Antone's
Reba McEntire's bass player - Austin Center

[Wild Bill 324]

Jon Voight - Pizarro's in times Square

[Steamboat1874 4067]

Ok nothing semi about these ....

For you young ass mother fuckers..

Steamboat 1874 was a club on 6fh Street that started it all.

back in 1981 there were 4 establishments on East 6th...

Wylies

Pecan Street Cafe

Gordos (pool hall)

Steamboat

 

 

Edited July 6, 2018 by Steamboat1874

[C-Man 27230]

Greg Maddux at The Ballpark in Arlington during the World Series

[trueut2003 73]

At the Anatole before a Cotton Bowl.

[Underdog 28684]

Thinking some of yous don’t understand “semi-celebrity”, pretty sure that’s what Todd Bridges or Barry Williams are, NOT TLJ, DKR. 

[Guest]

Who the hell is Frank Summerall?

[Bullneck 19107]

21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Steve Earle, Nashville

Daniel Johnston, Austin

Oliver Sacks, New York

I've never heard of any of these people. "Semi" might be a bit of a stretch.

[EE2B 1565]

Who the hell is Frank Summerall?

You know, he called games with Pat Gifford.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Pretty sure they called some of the legendary Tony Montana and Dwight Schrute games.

[DalTxHornFan 3102]

John Connally and Ben Barnes.  Four Seasons in Austin.

Fred Akers.  Student Union at UT.

Charles Barkley.  The Mansion in Dallas.

Jerry Jones.  The Ritz In Dallas. 

[Surly Bevo 24953]

8 hours ago, Jackie Moon said:

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

It's cool if you were a young meat gazer, you can tell us, trust tree and all.  So was the extra room he asked for in his trousers necessary?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Some of you Dallas degenerates will be jealous....A buddy of mine once did a couple of lines with Bullet Bob Hayes in the woods behind a house party. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3817]

3 hours ago, slorch said:

Who the hell is Frank Summerall?

You know, like Frank Stallone. But with announcing. 

 

[Beau Vine 54238]

Bea Arthur

[Underdog 28684]

I bet it sounded like Secretariat cutting loose. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I've never heard of any of these people. "Semi" might be a bit of a stretch.

Dude, you sure you went to UT? Oliver Sachs, I get you not knowing, but the other two are iconic.

[Bullneck 19107]

17 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, you sure you went to UT? Oliver Sachs, I get you not knowing, but the other two are iconic.

Let me check my diploma.  Yup, there it is in black and white.  1983.

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Let me check my diploma.  Yup, there it is in black and white.  1983.

 

Hello. How are you?

[Bullneck 19107]

2 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

John Connally and Ben Barnes.  Four Seasons in Austin.

Fred Akers.  Student Union at UT.

Charles Barkley.  The Mansion in Dallas.

Jerry Jones.  The Ritz In Dallas. 

Pay attention, people.  This is how you humblebrag.

[skipperj 377]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I've never heard of any of these people. "Semi" might be a bit of a stretch.

Do you hate the Apple commercial they are playing during the World Cup of what sounds like a 90 year old woman singing?

[Bullneck 19107]

 

32 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, you sure you went to UT? Oliver Sachs, I get you not knowing, but the other two are iconic.

Actually, now that I've read their Wiki pages, they are perfect candidates for this thread.  Carry on.

[Hornius Emeritus 12463]

Doug Sahm --- Scholz Garten

Kinky Friedman ---- Opal Divine's

Edited July 8, 2018 by Hornius Emeritus