Semi-Celebrities I've Pissed Next to At Urinals

[Red Five 40877]

Rooster Andrews - Memorial Stadium 1984ish

[chikin23 384]

Nobody has pissed next to Matt Bullard?

[huge 3795]

Ron Jeremy
Rainbow room
Last year

Beat that

[Doc Sam Beckett 5797]

On 7/6/2018 at 6:28 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Lou Holtz - DFW Airport

The Boz - DFW Airport (different trip)

Scott Bakula - Some bar in the French Qtr

Dave Alvin - Liberty Lunch (RIP)

Scott Bakula has a 12 inch Hog, true story. Were you able to confirm? 

[ZB'Tejas 593]

Michael Irving @ Jack's Volleyball back when

Jeff Van Gundy @ Wynn this past weekend

Ludacris @ Wu Chow in Austin last year

[conVINCEd 21469]

Not pissing, but I got the full, enhanced security pat down/molestation side by side with Dr. McSteamy from Gray’s Anatomy at LAX.

[Sbbruin 21865]

Tiger Woods at PF Changs in Manhattan Beach maybe 12-15 yrs ago.  I was surprised I didn't lock up and was still able to pee.

Edited July 9, 2018 by Sbbruin

[CycleTex87 2979]

Not pissing, but got my shoes shined next to Dan Pastorini this morning at IAH. He was headed to Bozeman, MT.  We didn’t speak to each other. 

[Surly Bevo 25093]

Tiger Woods at PF Changs in Manhattan Beach maybe 12-15 yrs ago.  I was surprised I didn't lock up and was still able to pee.

Pics of the waitress he was banging?

[BigDHornfan 6549]

On 7/6/2018 at 8:03 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Some of you Dallas degenerates will be jealous....A buddy of mine once did a couple of lines with Bullet Bob Hayes in the woods behind a house party. 

Friend of my mom's fucked him.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

When your mom told you the story about her friend, were you surprised at the level of detail she knew?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

So Bob Hayes is BigDHornFan's  daddy?

[ajax 2620]

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Peter Dinklage - The Joint at the Hard Rock in Vegas. 

[Chad Fuck 17704]

17 minutes ago, ajax said:

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

How do you know?  Were you there?

[Bat Guano 359]

Stood in line next to Dennis Rodman at Black's barbecue one time. That's kinda like pissing, isn't it?

[conVINCEd 21469]

57 minutes ago, ajax said:

I'm Eskimo brothers with Bruce Willis. Does that count? (he was after me)

Brook Burke?

[jimmyjazz 46002]

On 7/7/2018 at 11:47 PM, Red Five said:

Rooster Andrews - Memorial Stadium 1984ish

He said "pissed next to" not "pissed on".

[ajax 2620]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

How do you know?  Were you there?

Well yeah. Someone had to hold the camera.

[Chad Fuck 17704]

5 minutes ago, ajax said:

Well yeah. Someone had to hold the camera.

Then where are the pics man?

[bmbmd 1027]

On 7/6/2018 at 11:31 AM, Jackie Moon said:

I urinated next to Lyndon Johnson at the 1973 Cotton Bowl when I was a kid. He stood beside me at one of the troughs. As I was leaving the restroom, my Dad said to me excitedly, "Do you know who that was?" When I told him I had no idea, he almost seemed upset with me. "Didn't you notice all the secret service guys standing around?" he asked. He had to explain to me what the secret service was.

LBJ was already very sick by then. He died less than a month later. He must have been a big Longhorns fan to put himself through the physical stress of attending a football game. I'm glad he walked out of the stadium a happy man that day.  
 

LBJ came to my Uncle Glenn's funeral in Graham in August of 1963.  He came in the house, with about six Secret Service guys, and addressed my grandmother thusly: "Mrs. McCleskey, I am sorry for your loss.  May I use your bathroom?"  He headed down the hall, did his business, and  came back to the living room and sat on the sofa next to me.  We talked about fishing. 

[Longboard Horn 40401]

Matt Barnes at Pappadeaux in Houston

[Underdog 28755]

On 7/9/2018 at 11:58 AM, ZB'Tejas said:

Michael Irving @ Jack's Volleyball back when

Jeff Van Gundy @ Wynn this past weekend

Ludacris @ Wu Chow in Austin last year

Did you drop a "hand down, man down" or a "mama, there goes that man" on him?  (i know it's a Mark Jackson saying). 

[CoTex 1160]

I went to a kid’s pizza party with Mia Hamm last night.

Pretty laid back chick.  

[skipperj 377]

I’d fuck her.

[Rockwell Torrey 1294]

Last year in Tokyo I took a piss next to the Prime Minister of Japan.  Dude with his security detail stood there and watched us.