How not to sit with Blow U

[MikeUT8750 3]

So we got tickets but sitting in the blow U section. Any idea how to wedge ourselves on the Texas side? Any ideas? OU ticket sawps?  Any surlyhorns wanting two more to sit with them? (Im an old Hellrasier btw c/o 07) any one ever remedy this problem? Sorry for posting in Ticket exchange but i cant post in the football forum yet 

[immamac 42,837]

moved it for you 

[MidTexHorn 822]

I’ve hung out at the top of a section before. Sometimes the ushers won’t harass you if you find the right spot. That’s all I’ve got. 

[Boerne Horn 418]

38 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

So we got tickets but sitting in the blow U section. Any idea how to wedge ourselves on the Texas side? Any ideas? OU ticket sawps?  Any surlyhorns wanting two more to sit with them? (Im an old Hellrasier btw c/o 07) any one ever remedy this problem? Sorry for posting in Ticket exchange but i cant post in the football forum yet 

They’ll be gone by halftime. Enjoy your seats.

[Tex Pete 20,335]

Yeah try towards the top. Seats in the Cotton Bowl are generally close together. Jamming into sections down low is a dick move and makes it extremely uncomfortable for people who chose their seats carefully. 

[MikeUT8750 3]

I mean is it a dick move if your boots are filled to the brim  with fireball, tequila and voda shots to share with yall your new friends??

[wood 11,225]

Yep.

[MikeUT8750 3]

9 minutes ago, wood said:

Yep.

Haha. The plan is to hopefully see some blow u fans shitting in the upper Texas section and swapping seats. I will be holding liqor though 

[Gil Bang 25,920]

26 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

I mean is it a dick move if your boots are filled to the brim  with fireball, tequila and voda shots to share with yall your new friends??

Anybody gives me fireball is gonna get bitchslapped.  Save that shit for underaged girls.

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

10 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Haha. The plan is to hopefully see some blow u fans shitting in the upper Texas section and swapping seats. I will be holding liqor though 

Please don't paint your face 

[Blotto 23,488]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Anybody gives me fireball is gonna get bitchslapped.  Save that shit for underaged girls.

gonna mark Gil down as a maybe

[Sbbruin 21,829]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Please don't paint your face 

 

[millhouse 2,603]

I've literally seen @MikeUT8750do a $100 handshake to get into the game (after hitting up a pawn shop to get the money for it). You'll find a way to work your way over

[ousux 5,597]

Haha. The plan is to hopefully see some blow u fans shitting in the upper Texas section and swapping seats. I will be holding liqor though 

BloU fans probably regularly shit in their seats, but that's the last place I'd want to sit. As always, ymmv

[brojangles2 786]

1 hour ago, MikeUT8750 said:

I mean is it a dick move if your boots are filled to the brim  with fireball, tequila and voda shots to share with yall your new friends??

Yep. 

[GringoSalado 1,651]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Anybody gives me fireball is gonna get bitchslapped.  Save that shit for underaged girls.

Wow. I hate that shit too but I'll take Gil Bang's shot because I like shots even of stuff I hate.

 

 

Maybe life should be delivered in 1 ounce shots.

[Guest]

7 hours ago, MikeUT8750 said:

(Im an old Hellrasier btw c/o 07) 

 

[gmr548 16,576]

Have you tired buying tickets on the Texas side?

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Have you tired buying tickets on the Texas side?

This. WHen I bought mine at the beginning of September the Texas side tickets were way cheaper than gooners side.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

11 hours ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Im an old Hellrasier btw c/o 07

[MikeUT8750 3]

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

I've literally seen @MikeUT8750do a $100 handshake to get into the game (after hitting up a pawn shop to get the money for it). You'll find a way to work your way over

Who is this??? Lol. Kyle?? 

 

Also some you sound like old ass bitches . Ten years of shit turned some of yall into Texags memebers. "I dont take shots like that, wwaaaa, its for girlss waaa are you going to paint ypur face?? Waaa, dont move sections its notvl fair waaaaaa"  Youll take whatever is given to you, and like it. Its OU wekend got damn it, act like it. 

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,547]

I only sat in the OU side once. In 2005. It was fucking glorious. Highly recommend it.

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

4 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Who is this??? Lol. Kyle?? 

 

Also some you sound like old ass bitches . Ten years of shit turned some of yall into Texags memebers. "I dont take shots like that, wwaaaa, its for girlss waaa are you going to paint ypur face?? Waaa, dont move sections its notvl fair waaaaaa"  Youll take whatever is given to you, and like it. Its OU wekend got damn it, act like it. 

I get lit for thr red river game, but not on fireball. That's for chicks. Gimme my bottle of Hennessy 

[Teebox 89]

I have been in this position before, and got to the stadium probably 30-45 minutes before kick, went to the Texas side, and found some OU fans in essentially equivalent seats on the Texas side.  They were more than happy to trade with me.

[Biff Tannen 45,665]

10 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Please don't paint your face 

[ztejas 43,411]

7 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Its OU wekend got damn it, act like it. 

Then quit being a fucking bitch and sit with the OU fans. Since you bought tickets to sit with them. I swear some of you act like they're going to shiv you or pee on your girlfriend just because you're wearing burnt orange. 

[Bevo14 8,303]

Just now, ztejas said:

Then quit being a fucking bitch and sit with the OU fans. Since you bought tickets to sit with them. I swear some of you act like they're going to shiv you or pee on your girlfriend just because you're wearing burnt orange. 

The only real risk is that they might try to eat his dick.

[Pimphand 5,733]

The general rule of thumb is it's awesome sitting in the OU section during wins I did it in 2005 & 2009 and it sucks ass during losses.  If you are going to sit in the Sooner section I highly recommend going lower bowl because at least there you will be surrounded by the less trashy Sooner fans and thus are in much better stead.  If you go upper bowl in the OU section then god speed....

[MissingInAction 25,013]

13 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I only sat in the OU side once. In 2005. It was fucking glorious. Highly recommend it.

Same. Got to move to the 50 middle of third quarter.

[markstanco 12,571]

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

The only real risk is that they might try to eat his dick.

And try to sell him double wides. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

And try to sell him double wides. 

And that’s just the women heyoooo!

[Horn of Gabriel 1,614]

I sat on the OU side in the early 2000's during one of mackbrown-texasfootball's patented 60-point beatdowns.  It was...unpleasant. #CSB

[orange dream 1,247]

10 hours ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Haha. The plan is to hopefully see some blow u fans shitting in the upper Texas section and swapping seats. I will be holding liqor though 

15 minutes ago, Teebox said:

I have been in this position before, and got to the stadium probably 30-45 minutes before kick, went to the Texas side, and found some OU fans in essentially equivalent seats on the Texas side.  They were more than happy to trade with me.

For real, just get there a bit early and this will be no problem.

Having said that, sitting amongst the okies for a win can be glorious.  Just don't be a complete ass, only about 60% of one.

Hook 'em!!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,874]

It irks me people refer to the Texas or OU side.  The Cotton Bowl is split by ends not sides.  One end is for the good guys, and the other end is for the sooners

[orange dream 1,247]

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Edited October 5, 2023 by orange dream

[ITHorn 800]

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Then quit being a fucking bitch and sit with the OU fans. Since you bought tickets to sit with them. I swear some of you act like they're going to shiv you or pee on your girlfriend just because you're wearing burnt orange. 

As long as you aren’t a member of the band.. 

[Beau Vine 54,207]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It irks me people refer to the Texas or OU side.  The Cotton Bowl is split by ends not sides.  One end is for the good guys, and the other end is for the sooners

Ends are sides, too.  Also, squares are rectangles.

[Horn Dogg 3,874]

4 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

As long as you aren’t a member of the band.. 

the chick in the red tank top looks like she’s getting there

[Lhorn 4,911]

30 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

The only real risk is that they might try to eat his dick.

This is OP in the middle

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Ends are sides, too.  Also, squares are rectangles.

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

And parallelograms too, right?  GTFOH. 

[Guest]

11 hours ago, MikeUT8750 said:

I mean is it a dick move if your boots are filled to the brim  with fireball, tequila and voda shots to share with yall your new friends??

 

11 hours ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Haha. The plan is to hopefully see some blow u fans shitting in the upper Texas section and swapping seats. I will be holding liqor though 

 

54 minutes ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Who is this??? Lol. Kyle?? 

 

Also some you sound like old ass bitches . Ten years of shit turned some of yall into Texags memebers. "I dont take shots like that, wwaaaa, its for girlss waaa are you going to paint ypur face?? Waaa, dont move sections its notvl fair waaaaaa"  Youll take whatever is given to you, and like it. Its OU wekend got damn it, act like it. 

These posts are how I know you aren't lying about being a Hellraiser when you were in school... sixteen years ago.

That means you're pushing 40. Yikes.  
 

[Constant 6,723]

A good start would be to learn North from South and tunnel identification during the purchasing process. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,485]

5 minutes ago, Constant said:

A good start would be to learn North from South and tunnel identification during the purchasing process. 

That’s asking a lot from a person who chose to be a hellraiser and still drinks fireball at age 38(?).

[MissingInAction 25,013]

I feel a good Ole shaggy style dog pile coming on.

[4th&Five 41,514]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I only sat in the OU side once. In 2005. It was fucking glorious. Highly recommend it.

same.

[elfenix 34,223]

Then quit being a fucking bitch and sit with the OU fans. Since you bought tickets to sit with them. I swear some of you act like they're going to shiv you or pee on your girlfriend just because you're wearing burnt orange. 

No they do that because they're Oklahomans

[wood 11,225]

1 hour ago, MikeUT8750 said:

Who is this??? Lol. Kyle?? 

 

Also some you sound like old ass bitches . Ten years of shit turned some of yall into Texags memebers. "I dont take shots like that, wwaaaa, its for girlss waaa are you going to paint ypur face?? Waaa, dont move sections its notvl fair waaaaaa"  Youll take whatever is given to you, and like it. Its OU wekend got damn it, act like it. 

I mean, I dgaf if you drink, or if you drink like a girl, or whatever. But nah man, for what tickets go for now, I ain't gettin' squeezed into half of the normal Cotton Bowl space (that's pretty small to begin with) because you can't figure out how to buy tickets. I've been to about 30 of the last 40 TX-ou games and have managed to never buy seats on the wrong end. Weird.

[Guest]

Got turned off of the hellraisers when I was a student and went to the A&M game at DKR. Ag fans were just minding their own business going to their seats in the concourse when a handful of hellraisers swarm them and start yelling and cussing at them. "Go the FUCK back to College Station!" etc. 

Don't need that sort of bullshit.

[TXSooner518 2,438]

14 minutes ago, wood said:

I mean, I dgaf if you drink, or if you drink like a girl, or whatever. But nah man, for what tickets go for now, I ain't gettin' squeezed into half of the normal Cotton Bowl space (that's pretty small to begin with) because you can't figure out how to buy tickets. I've been to about 30 of the last 40 TX-ou games and have managed to never buy seats on the wrong end. Weird.

This. We had some people wedging into our row a few years ago and people couldn't sit down during timeouts etc because of it, and when we called them out on it, they acted like we were the assholes for trying to actually get what we had paid a premium for. GTFOH.

I've sat on the Texas side in 1999 (my second OU/TX, was very drunk, by myself in that seat (my friends had already gotten tickets in OU side), and talked A LOT of shit when it was 17-0)), 2000, 2001, 2008, 2011, and on the 50ish in 1995 and one other year. Wife hates sitting on the opposite side, so I don't anymore, but it can really be fun, especially if you are around people who can have some goodnatured shittalking fun without devolving into violent cromags.