NFL Week 5

[Horn80 6,075]

What’s that stench?  Pats losing 34-0.

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

What’s that stench?  Pats losing 34-0.

That smells like a field of lavender 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Poor Balt. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

Have the Patriots quit on Bill or Bill and Mac? Is it a mutiny? This is two ass beatings back to back and worst of his entire career. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

Holy shit, Baltimore. Way to give the game away, Jackson.

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

Jackson’s attempted tackle of Watt was pretty funny. Not Bryce Young level but, funny.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Look at CJ ballin’. 

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Have the Patriots quit on Bill or Bill and Mac? Is it a mutiny? This is two ass beatings back to back and worst of his entire career. 

No Brady. Maybe it was the Brady Way more than the Belichek Way.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

This is like a high school game

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

That penalty was killer. This thing could be done. Ugh.

[ztejas 43,263]

If you're an NFL receiver and die and go to hell you have to spend eternity running routes for Lamar Jackson. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Need 75 yds, throw for like 6. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

4 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

No Brady. Maybe it was the Brady Way more than the Belichek Way.

Absolutely! Brady is the GOAT and every time Bill trots a team out there whether they are now tanking to get a better QB in 2024 draft or not this year Bill makes the case even harder that it’s Brady. Brady is first ballot HOF but Bill is shutting up all the Brady critics. If they are still out there. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Is Gardner Minshew the best backup QB right now? I’d argue he is. Could ball on a team as a starter imo. 
 

Hate that Bijan perhaps getting wasted behind Ridder. Texans look like they have things moving in a great direction for the future. 
 

just got home from a long drive back from Dallas so is Richardson done for the year and it’s the Minshew show? 

Could be.....I think Tyrod Taylor is pretty solid as well. Did Daniel Jones get hurt, or did they pull him after getting the Fins treatment? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

And not even throw it on 4th. Impressive. 

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

Steelers defense be stealin’ today.

 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And not even throw it on 4th. Impressive. 

$40,000,000 doesn’t get ya what it used to get ya.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

If you're an NFL receiver and die and go to hell you have to spend eternity running routes for Lamar Jackson. 

I think they should draft another WR in the first round. 

[SpiralOut 1,809]

21 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

So often he has tons of space swinging out of the backfield and they rarely dump it to him. I really don't understand. Getting him the ball in space should be the goal of that offense. 

Yeah, Arthur Smith's play calling leaves a lot to be desired.  

Hell, Allgeier got more carries than Bijan today.  Makes no fucking sense to me.

Luckily for the Falcons the Texans are missing like three dudes in their secondary so Ridder was able to have a good day.  

[Nicole44 22,027]

8 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Could be.....I think Tyrod Taylor is pretty solid as well. Did Daniel Jones get hurt, or did they pull him after getting the Fins treatment? 

TV said Jones out with some type of back/neck injury.

[SpiralOut 1,809]

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Have the Patriots quit on Bill or Bill and Mac? Is it a mutiny? This is two ass beatings back to back and worst of his entire career. 

Bill has never been all that good at drafting players on offense.  They should have known Mac Jones was nothing but a bus driver who can only succeed if he's on a team with vastly more talent than the opponent.  They should have known Zeke was fuckin' shot to hell.  

Brady covered up a lot of their bad decisions/rosters over the years.  Plus, that division was always hot garbage and now the Bills and Dolphins are legit.  Gonna be a long hard road for the Pats to get back to any sort of respectability.  Bill might wanna just retire.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

Bengals just need to retire the tiger stripes, it's quite possibly the lamest design in football. Their white tiger uniforms are kinda decent, but still, just scrap it 

[Horn80 6,075]

16 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

No Brady. Maybe it was the Brady Way more than the Belichek Way.

Winning SB in his first season at Tampa Bay screams the Brady Way.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Philly easy 6 against LAR. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Tutu ties it. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

I've never seen a team with a case of the fumbles like the Vikings this year. It's unbelievable.

[ConferenceRoom 6,130]

“Let’s see if he got his feet down.”

He got at least one knee down, dummy. Commentators these days, I swear. 

[pops 6,974]

Fuck Denver, but those helmets are perfect. So much better that the boise state bullshit. 

[Guest]

Vikings fans get their cheering in before the game.  I know the meaning behind the chant, but this is all I think of when I hear it:

Skoal( brother...)

 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

Minnesota's stadium looks pretty cool

[Nicole44 22,027]

Russ gifts Jets with safety. He doesn’t resemble the player he was with Seahawks. He just sucks. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

16 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Minnesota's stadium looks pretty cool

It kills a lot of birds though. Like an assassin of birds. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2,333]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

It kills a lot of birds though. Like an assassin of birds. 

Too bad it's not a team with a cat mascot

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Tutu & Puka strike again. 

[PittsburghTiger 6,137]

49 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

“Let’s see if he got his feet down.”

He got at least one knee down, dummy. Commentators these days, I swear. 

They act like replay video is something out of Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Like it’s so hard to see when looking at replay. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Jalen gets his weekly rushing score. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tutu & Puka strike again. 

Puka, Kupp and Tutu are quite an arsenal for Stafford 

[Js1 85,104]

Nice fake by Minny

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

Damn I love it when NFL coaches have the balls to make the fake punt call. Good shit.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

Lol wtf is going on with the Bengals? They're acting like a bottom 5 team

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Not sure it's acting though. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

That wasn't a catch.

[Js1 85,104]

Kelce get the Swift curse?

[Vito Andolini 9,102]

Kelce gonna have a lot more time to spend with TS 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,783]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Kelce get the Swift curse?

It honestly just looked like a twisted ankle 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Kelce should’ve gotten an extra booster to protect himself

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Fucking bomb from Burrow to Chase. 

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

10 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

That wasn't a catch.

Agree.  Looked like his left toe was raised up off the turf by the time he actually caught the ball, and it didn't come back down until he was out of bounds.  Chefs get a 3-point gift from the refs.

[shadow_operative2.0 15,826]

Fucking horrific throw by Jalen. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

Kelce should’ve gotten an extra booster to protect himself

Fuck off with that shit.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,307]

How much is JJ Watt paid to sit and watch the other guys talk on CBS? Talk about a sweet gig.