The Beekeeper - Jason Statham

[ScottS 1127]

Did a search and did not find a thread for this.

Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Does he beat the shit out of some bees?

[WBT 21253]

[aggie08 21887]

Without watching the trailer, I'm going to assume that he's very meticulous at his job. Keeps to himself, no one around him knows anything about his past.

[Js1 87471]

[HornOnTheBayou 9089]

Does he fix the cable? 

[Deej 78096]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Does he fix the cable? 

He fucks the bees. 

[Underdog 29306]

In. 

[locodos 5603]

He has like 12 different kinds of local honey!  But how?

[YChang 3587]

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

[locodos 5603]

10 hours ago, YChang said:

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

I'm going to be cautious of this one, I've BEEn burned before..

1/10 do not recommend unless you're a dentist

 

[Scraps 13828]

Is this a Guy Ritchie movie?  I mean isn't that all he is in? 

[Bateshorn 9993]

On 10/7/2023 at 5:04 PM, longhornmatt said:

Jeremy Irons either needs a better agent or, I can only assume, he went in big on Dogecoin and needs the money. 

Reminds of when I saw Ewen McGregor had returned to the Star Wars universe a couple of years ago and I was musing outloud "why?" and my wife immediately answered "Oh, I saw he just got divorced...."

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

So it's John Wick with an old black lady instead of a puppy?

[RPM 26711]

I doubt he could take...

[Underdog 29306]

Steve’s been buzzing off. 
 

No I haven’t! 
 

Then how come there’s honey on your sheets? 

[tx 3 putt 79110]

On 10/6/2023 at 7:47 PM, ScottS said:

Did a search and did not find a thread for this.

Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

[ScottS 1127]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

You really missed the obvious by not going with the Babylon Bee for this one.

[CooterBrown 18307]

I’d love the movie to be a troll. The trailer scenes are the first 20 minutes of the movie and the next two hours are the mundane details of his daily life in his retirement as an actual bee keeper.

[kingkoopa6 8775]

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

[kingkoopa6 8775]

Director got some good shit under his belt

 

[DixonHur 11979]

49 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

It was good, but back it up a bit on the enthusiasm.  

It was basically an Equalizer/John Wick knock-off, but I'd definitely watch a sequel, because these types of films are in my wheelhouse.

[MissingInAction 25649]

Loved it. Straight up Stathanism with incredible direction.

Ayre knows action.

[F250 29304]

I saw this movie a few weeks ago. Yeah, it's an Equalizer knock off but it's still entertaining.

[billfromlaketravis 11954]

Rules, and goes hard. 
 

Perfect casting of the villian. I fucking hate that guy in everything he’s in. I hope Statham threw him a shiner. 

[Buzzrock 15209]

Halfway through it on a flight. This may be the dumbest action movie ever. It’s great.

[mr. sunshine 2881]

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

[MissingInAction 25649]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

Stormtroopers say hi.

[Stringer 1507]

I can’t remember the exact exchange, but when Statham tells the bad guy to get an estate attorney, I pumped my fist and was fully in until the end.

[Hornius Emeritus 12899]

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.  I want those two hours back.

[CurlyDumps 4707]

I love that the term beekeeper is a figurative nickname describing what the secret operatives do, but Statham is also a literal beekeeper, too. 

Edited September 10 by CurlyDumps

[YChang 3587]

6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.  I want those two hours back.

Yeah, there was a few good set pieces otherwise it was one boring tone played over and over and over again...

[Bevoette 1509]

He's type casted for sure. It was pretty much what I expected 😁

[CurlyDumps 4707]

The scam call center set piece was fun.

[Carl Spackler 3647]

This is the worst movie I've seen in a long, long time.