The Beekeeper - Jason Statham

[ScottS 1061]

Did a search and did not find a thread for this.

Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Does he beat the shit out of some bees?

[WBT 20559]

[aggie08 21481]

Without watching the trailer, I'm going to assume that he's very meticulous at his job. Keeps to himself, no one around him knows anything about his past.

[Js1 85258]

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

Does he fix the cable? 

[Deej 76750]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Does he fix the cable? 

He fucks the bees. 

[Underdog 28544]

In. 

[locodos 5387]

He has like 12 different kinds of local honey!  But how?

[YChang 3441]

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

[locodos 5387]

10 hours ago, YChang said:

This is so ridiculous it might actually be good. 

I'm going to be cautious of this one, I've BEEn burned before..

1/10 do not recommend unless you're a dentist

 

[Scraps 13560]

Is this a Guy Ritchie movie?  I mean isn't that all he is in? 

[Bateshorn 9927]

On 10/7/2023 at 5:04 PM, longhornmatt said:

Jeremy Irons either needs a better agent or, I can only assume, he went in big on Dogecoin and needs the money. 

Reminds of when I saw Ewen McGregor had returned to the Star Wars universe a couple of years ago and I was musing outloud "why?" and my wife immediately answered "Oh, I saw he just got divorced...."

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

So it's John Wick with an old black lady instead of a puppy?

[RPM 26315]

I doubt he could take...

[Underdog 28544]

Steve’s been buzzing off. 
 

No I haven’t! 
 

Then how come there’s honey on your sheets? 

[tx 3 putt 76862]

On 10/6/2023 at 7:47 PM, ScottS said:

Did a search and did not find a thread for this.

Jason Statham is a beekeeper.  And more than that.  But since this is a Statham movie, you probably already knew that.

 

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

[ScottS 1061]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

when did the onion start making movies ?

You really missed the obvious by not going with the Babylon Bee for this one.

[CooterBrown 18001]

I’d love the movie to be a troll. The trailer scenes are the first 20 minutes of the movie and the next two hours are the mundane details of his daily life in his retirement as an actual bee keeper.

[kingkoopa6 8344]

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

[kingkoopa6 8344]

Director got some good shit under his belt

 

[DixonHur 11292]

49 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

This movie was dope as fuck. 
 

Would recommend and would watch action scenes again 

It was good, but back it up a bit on the enthusiasm.  

It was basically an Equalizer/John Wick knock-off, but I'd definitely watch a sequel, because these types of films are in my wheelhouse.

[MissingInAction 25002]

Loved it. Straight up Stathanism with incredible direction.

Ayre knows action.

[F250 28761]

I saw this movie a few weeks ago. Yeah, it's an Equalizer knock off but it's still entertaining.

[billfromlaketravis 11445]

Rules, and goes hard. 
 

Perfect casting of the villian. I fucking hate that guy in everything he’s in. I hope Statham threw him a shiner. 

[Buzzrock 14901]

Halfway through it on a flight. This may be the dumbest action movie ever. It’s great.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

[MissingInAction 25002]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

Really liked this movie but the bad guys are even worse marksman than the Serbians in Behind Enemy Lines

Stormtroopers say hi.

[Stringer 1438]

I can’t remember the exact exchange, but when Statham tells the bad guy to get an estate attorney, I pumped my fist and was fully in until the end.

[Hornius Emeritus 12448]

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.  I want those two hours back.

[CurlyDumps 4466]

I love that the term beekeeper is a figurative nickname describing what the secret operatives do, but Statham is also a literal beekeeper, too. 

Edited September 10 by CurlyDumps

[YChang 3441]

6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

One of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.  I want those two hours back.

Yeah, there was a few good set pieces otherwise it was one boring tone played over and over and over again...

[Bevoette 1268]

He's type casted for sure. It was pretty much what I expected 😁

[CurlyDumps 4466]

The scam call center set piece was fun.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

This is the worst movie I've seen in a long, long time.