Brisket & MIA: cannonball run to OU

[Brisketexan 105139]

Starsky & Hutch. Colt & Jordan Shipley. Crockett & Tubbs. Jake & Elwood. Bonnie & Clyde. Butch & Sundance. Beavis & Butthead.

 

Sure, there have been more famous duos….but their time has come and gone. Brisket & MIA? Now is our time to shine. Today is the day that legends are made. Or, completely made up because we’re old men with some limitations. Let’s not quibble.

 

We will apprise the world of our progress. We will watch a game. Lord willing, we will taunt loser Sooners with a corn dog after the game.

 

It’s 192 miles to Fair Park, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a roll of Tums, it’s 5:00 a.m. (AND OU STILL SUCKS) and we’re wearing reading glasses.

 

[Damor 1236]

We don't wanna miss a thing.

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

Stick to the code, take all ya' can and leave nothing for the rest.  One more thing, ya' can't drink all day if ya' don't start in the morning.

TEXAS!

[DigglerontheHoof 21199]

[Sleep off ugly 279]

I believe, God speed my brothers!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

You haven't pulled over yet because @MissingInAction had to (sit down to) pee?

[bernorange 8361]

[TwiceHorn 31470]

Be safe, fuckers.

[immamac 42850]

I woke up and am so fucking excited I can't go back to sleep. It's been a very long time since I've had this feeling. Can't wait to see yall and enjoy some wax cup beer. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Hell yea. Have a wax cup of beer for me. I’ll be at my kids t-ball game which has been moved from 8:30 to 10:30!

I could probably drink beer too but it might be against the by-laws or something. I’m not a lawyer. 

[Brisketexan 105139]

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

[Davis Lane 5584]

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

[Frank Drebin 5639]

[mr.goodkat 464]

[Bevo&Pevo 5145]

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

Reminds me of words of wisdom I still tell our kids.  "Never pass up a chance to say HI to a friend or take a piss".  

[TexArcher 37774]

Kick a sooner in the nuts for me.

[MissingInAction 25076]

Making great time.

Dallas by 8.

[B00M 6416]

[mdmost 43001]

[Kennythetiger 9382]

“I can’t swim.”

[MissingInAction 25076]

Met a guy at the Czech stop who said he does the chains for the game. 

I did not ask if he was a Big12 employee which I regret.

[That Guy 955]

I’ll cover all of your beers if you leave MIA in Belton. 

[HOOKEM4 5036]

[miguelito 11266]

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

They know what your car's gonna smell like.

[DaysOff 7951]

How was the traffic at that hour?

[MissingInAction 25076]

Getting a contact high on Malcom X blvd

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

 

[MissingInAction 25076]

6 minutes ago, That Guy said:

I’ll cover all of your beers if you leave MIA in Belton. 

Dafuq? 

Brisket is wonderinug if the deal stand for return trip.

Edited October 7, 2023 by MissingInAction

[immamac 42850]

Where is our rally point? 

[dcbc 14484]

Where is our rally point? 

If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

Under Big Tex Howdy arm

[PTINS 3468]

[dcbc 14484]

Watching Game Day.  I'm guessing you guys didn't go pick up the flag.

[Player 4575]

[South Austin 52500]

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

42 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Fucking love this movie

[Frank Drebin 5639]

26 minutes ago, dcbc said:

38 minutes ago, immamac said:

Where is our rally point? 

If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

There is.  In the basement of the Alamo.

[52-80 19157]

45 minutes ago, miguelito said:

They know what your car's gonna smell like.

Smegma ?

[Covri 6249]

[Constant 6732]

[CHIEF 5087]

35 minutes ago, dcbc said:

48 minutes ago, immamac said:

Where is our rally point? 

If only there were a giant, talking, cowboy statue or something.

It’s always the fountain in front of the Old Mill. Only place you can buy wax cup beers with cash. 
CHIEF

[Rip76 4928]

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

[Bullneck 19089]

2 hours ago, bernorange said:

[Brisketexan 105139]

Connected with GOLL. First beer down. Let it begin….

[Bullneck 19089]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Making great time.

Dallas by 8.

Stay on I-35 . . .

[Bullneck 19089]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Connected with GOLL. First beer down. Let it begin….

6:00 Arise, play the Eyes of Texas and Texas Fight at full_freaking blast

6:20 Get in car, drive to New Braunsfel for golf.

7:30 Tee off (me and a buddy were the FIRST tee_time of the morning)

8:50 Turn 9 (crack open first beer)

8:53 Crack open second beer

8:58 Crack open...(you get the idea)

10:30 Finish 18 (holes, as well as beers), sign scorecard for smoooooth 95

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Stay on I-35 . . .

Where did you get your map?

[MissingInAction 25076]

  With Dear Leaderat the food court.