Brisket & MIA: cannonball run to OU

[msucolt45 4,063]

It least it feels “air conditioned” outside for the first game of this season.

Hook’em!!!

[SDG 3,319]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Connected with GOLL. First beer down. Let it begin….

Three hours from starting this thread in Austin to first beer finished at the state fair.  Not bad, not bad at all.   

[40acredropout 2,902]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with you telling them you were bringing your friend from the internet.

[CHIEF 5,094]

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

  With Dear Leaderat the food court.

Leaderat. Got to add that to the Surly lexicon. 
CHIEF

[InkaUtexas 26,033]

Lord help us all with these two on the loose. 

Damn I wish I was there to record it for posterity. 

[Davis Lane 5,589]

[MissingInAction 25,158]

2hr and 45 mins with a Czech stop for klobanesk and pissing.

 

[msucolt45 4,063]

Nice - stacking those cups prior to 10:00! Getting game day ready you are!

Hook’em!!!

[InkaUtexas 26,033]

So you ran into Mr. Fireball. Nice. Did you both get Hellraiser tats? 

[msucolt45 4,063]

I don’t see any Fletcher’s “dead sticks” in the image though. Gotta keep up the stamina!

Hook’em!!!

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

@immamac

congrats! His dad is one of Earl Campbell’s best friends and his little brother was a trainer for the ‘05 boys.

 

…and famous for being one of my college roommates.

Edited October 7, 2023 by DaggerHorns

[po elvis 2,076]

probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.

[ztejas 43,526]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

@immamac

congrats! His dad is one of Earl Campbell’s best friends and his little brother was a trainer for the ‘05 boys.

Love the bucket hat.

[CurlyDumps 4,477]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

Hruska's?

[RomaVicta 29,964]

 

 

 

 

 

Overkill? Fuck off. OU sucks.

[CurlyDumps 4,477]

Looks like the bucket hat I wanted that is sold out in L/XL everywhere.

[InkaUtexas 26,033]

Got one last year. Mentor loves OU and we bet a hat every year. That is what I asked for. He delivered. 

[tejas60 3,534]

14 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hruska's?

dude, you've never been to West, Tx. the Czech Stop.

[CurlyDumps 4,477]

Just now, tejas60 said:

dude, you've never been to West, Tx. the Czech Stop.

I have not. I read it as  czech shop and didnt realize it was specific. lol

[Smax 3,800]

11 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I have not. I read it as  czech shop and didnt realize it was specific. lol

 

 

Alright, hand over your Texas card

[EuroHorn 3,268]

This is like a band of brothers episode.  Except with no Germans and only explosions in the pants. 

[RPM 26,336]

39 minutes ago, po elvis said:

probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.

[Pato del Muerto 52,553]

36 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hruska's?

Is there another hruskas that would be on the way from Austin to Dallas?

[tejas60 3,534]

they took the scenic route.

[General Specific 3,266]

Where did you get your map?

[YGIFS 19,452]

We are old friends of Miss Debbie Reynolds!!!

 

safe travels yall.  Talk to you after the victory. 

[luke duke 6,413]

Who was the first to get some road head?

[deft 6,871]

We can’t stop here, this is carls corner country

[tx 3 putt 77,279]

They left Austin as two strangers from the internet, they’ll come back a couple 

[Beau Vine 54,343]

[Brisketexan 105,199]

All I want is a fucking win.

Come. The fuck. ON.

[tx 3 putt 77,279]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All I want is a fucking win.

Come. The fuck. ON.

Let’s Go !!!!!!

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

Love the bucket hat.

The older you get, the more you recognize skin cancer is avoidable by making sensible choices.

[rage-a-holic 4,438]

Thanks for jinxing the game you dipshits

[InkaUtexas 26,033]

Yeah, you two are not allowed to go together. EVER...... 

 

[Blotto 23,564]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

[Brisketexan 105,199]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

Add boudin ball farts to the mix.

Furk.

[Beau Vine 54,343]

May God have mercy on your souls.

[tx 3 putt 77,279]

I’m just glad they each have a shoulder to cry on

[Beau Vine 54,343]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m just glad they each have a shoulder to cry on

[tx 3 putt 77,279]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

no way in hell do I want to know who’s the little spoon 

[MissingInAction 25,158]

Screw you guys, we're going home.

[4th&Five 41,575]

If y’all need to stop and take a nasty shit on the way home Baylor has a home game against Tech at 7. Just don’t get raped. 

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

Could have been worse... Brisket didn't let me in on the available seat.

@MissingInAction , did you get a ticket?

[MissingInAction 25,158]

No ticket and there wasn't a seat for anyone.

[MissingInAction 25,158]

10 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Looks like the bucket hat I wanted that is sold out in L/XL everywhere.

Got it at academy. I actually walked into that place, picked it out and bought it.

Surreal 

 

[MissingInAction 25,158]

10 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice - stacking those cups prior to 10:00! Getting game day ready you are!

Hook’em!!!

One of the vendors made @immamacthrow his stack away before theyd serve him.

[MissingInAction 25,158]

12 hours ago, DaysOff said:

How was the traffic at that hour?

It was nothing. We slowed down for a temple cop trolling in the right lane.

Then @Brisketexan returned to ludicrous speed.

[dcbc 14,505]

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Got it at academy. I actually walked into that place, picked it out and bought it.

Surreal 

 

Not unique to this forum, but it's so weird when you realize people don't look like their avatars.  BTW, I look nothing like Earl.

[miguelito 11,267]

The hell you say.