Brisket & MIA: cannonball run to OU

[msucolt45 3989]

It least it feels “air conditioned” outside for the first game of this season.

Hook’em!!!

[SDG 3319]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Connected with GOLL. First beer down. Let it begin….

Three hours from starting this thread in Austin to first beer finished at the state fair.  Not bad, not bad at all.   

[40acredropout 2902]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with you telling them you were bringing your friend from the internet.

[CHIEF 5072]

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

  With Dear Leaderat the food court.

Leaderat. Got to add that to the Surly lexicon. 
CHIEF

[InkaUtexas 25506]

Lord help us all with these two on the loose. 

Damn I wish I was there to record it for posterity. 

[Davis Lane 5553]

[MissingInAction 24814]

2hr and 45 mins with a Czech stop for klobanesk and pissing.

 

[msucolt45 3989]

Nice - stacking those cups prior to 10:00! Getting game day ready you are!

Hook’em!!!

[InkaUtexas 25506]

So you ran into Mr. Fireball. Nice. Did you both get Hellraiser tats? 

[msucolt45 3989]

I don’t see any Fletcher’s “dead sticks” in the image though. Gotta keep up the stamina!

Hook’em!!!

[DaggerHorns 3058]

@immamac

congrats! His dad is one of Earl Campbell’s best friends and his little brother was a trainer for the ‘05 boys.

 

…and famous for being one of my college roommates.

Edited October 7, 2023 by DaggerHorns

[po elvis 2070]

probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.

[ztejas 43263]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

@immamac

congrats! His dad is one of Earl Campbell’s best friends and his little brother was a trainer for the ‘05 boys.

Love the bucket hat.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Update from the Czech Stop: obtaining klobasnek. Old man pisses taken.

We were supposed to have two other passengers, friend of my wife. They are caravanning with us instead, they wanted their own car because they will leave right after the game. Their loss.

It’s still dark. Still no fucks given.

Hruska's?

[RomaVicta 29781]

 

 

 

 

 

Overkill? Fuck off. OU sucks.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Looks like the bucket hat I wanted that is sold out in L/XL everywhere.

[InkaUtexas 25506]

Got one last year. Mentor loves OU and we bet a hat every year. That is what I asked for. He delivered. 

[tejas60 3526]

14 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hruska's?

dude, you've never been to West, Tx. the Czech Stop.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Just now, tejas60 said:

dude, you've never been to West, Tx. the Czech Stop.

I have not. I read it as  czech shop and didnt realize it was specific. lol

[Smax 3800]

11 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I have not. I read it as  czech shop and didnt realize it was specific. lol

 

 

Alright, hand over your Texas card

[EuroHorn 3204]

This is like a band of brothers episode.  Except with no Germans and only explosions in the pants. 

[RPM 26222]

39 minutes ago, po elvis said:

probably smart of MIA to go with his lawyer.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

36 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Hruska's?

Is there another hruskas that would be on the way from Austin to Dallas?

[tejas60 3526]

they took the scenic route.

[General Specific 3233]

Where did you get your map?

[YGIFS 19449]

We are old friends of Miss Debbie Reynolds!!!

 

safe travels yall.  Talk to you after the victory. 

[luke duke 6386]

Who was the first to get some road head?

[deft 6798]

We can’t stop here, this is carls corner country

[tx 3 putt 76347]

They left Austin as two strangers from the internet, they’ll come back a couple 

[Beau Vine 53999]

[Brisketexan 104590]

All I want is a fucking win.

Come. The fuck. ON.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All I want is a fucking win.

Come. The fuck. ON.

Let’s Go !!!!!!

[ROFL BOX 6647]

Love the bucket hat.

The older you get, the more you recognize skin cancer is avoidable by making sensible choices.

[rage-a-holic 4306]

Thanks for jinxing the game you dipshits

[InkaUtexas 25506]

Yeah, you two are not allowed to go together. EVER...... 

 

[Blotto 23432]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

[Brisketexan 104590]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

Add boudin ball farts to the mix.

Furk.

[Beau Vine 53999]

May God have mercy on your souls.

[tx 3 putt 76347]

I’m just glad they each have a shoulder to cry on

[Beau Vine 53999]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m just glad they each have a shoulder to cry on

[tx 3 putt 76347]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

no way in hell do I want to know who’s the little spoon 

[MissingInAction 24814]

Screw you guys, we're going home.

[4th&Five 41459]

If y’all need to stop and take a nasty shit on the way home Baylor has a home game against Tech at 7. Just don’t get raped. 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

I know a lot of us are pissed off after that shit bucket of a performance, but at least we don't have to endure that 3 hour drive home in the brisketmobile, shrouded in the misery of the loss and corndog farts. 

Could have been worse... Brisket didn't let me in on the available seat.

@MissingInAction , did you get a ticket?

[MissingInAction 24814]

No ticket and there wasn't a seat for anyone.

[MissingInAction 24814]

10 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Looks like the bucket hat I wanted that is sold out in L/XL everywhere.

Got it at academy. I actually walked into that place, picked it out and bought it.

Surreal 

 

[MissingInAction 24814]

10 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Nice - stacking those cups prior to 10:00! Getting game day ready you are!

Hook’em!!!

One of the vendors made @immamacthrow his stack away before theyd serve him.

[MissingInAction 24814]

12 hours ago, DaysOff said:

How was the traffic at that hour?

It was nothing. We slowed down for a temple cop trolling in the right lane.

Then @Brisketexan returned to ludicrous speed.

[dcbc 14404]

18 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Got it at academy. I actually walked into that place, picked it out and bought it.

Surreal 

 

Not unique to this forum, but it's so weird when you realize people don't look like their avatars.  BTW, I look nothing like Earl.

[miguelito 11218]

The hell you say.