Petition to ban Helobious

[Dahobbs 17444]

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Gabriel is not a good QB. If they need him for a critical drive at the end they’re fucked .

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

Edited October 7, 2023 by Dahobbs

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2868]

For sure. Fuck this guy.

[tx ind 6998]

Hopefully Helo picks the Twins

[bschoolprof 6232]

he needs to be kept on so the yankees keep sucking.  

[Beau Vine 53999]

#TeamHelo

Edited October 7, 2023 by Beau Vine

[ousux 5586]

#team zero fucks given. My buzz has faded and I'm still trying to get out of this shithole stadium.

[Brian Fantana 6667]

[Vic Mackey 46935]

9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I mean he was right if it wasn't for Sark going retard on the previous drive. Gabriel was pretty piss poor after that Ewers turnover when it was 27-17 in the 3rd. Errant throws all over the place. He was a huge reason why OU didn't blow us out, which we were begging them, too.

Y'all get too caught up in these "jinxes".

Gabriel is a one trick pony. 

[Helobious 9480]

I am sorry. Gabriel is a great QB and I should’ve recognized that earlier and left that hyperbole out of it. He didn’t need us to give his receivers 15 yard cushions, the refs to call PI on an uncatchable ball, and for us to just simply not cover someone in the end zone on that last drive. He would’ve marched down the field anyway without all that like the 5’9 lefty Tom Brady that he is.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Fuck op for making me agree with helo

[TexasMan 10786]

Isn't he the Rangers fan that was asking for the magic number to win the AL West in like July? 

[shadow_operative2.0 15826]

^ That's not even remotely close. 

[Dilligas 666]

I’m wondering if OP could be Helobius sock 🤔

[Vic Mackey 46935]

7 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Isn't he the Rangers fan that was asking for the magic number to win the AL West in like July? 

Yankees fan

[Dahobbs 17444]

7 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

I’m wondering if OP could be Helobius sock 🤔

[David Dennison 18655]

There's no such thing as a jinx. Or a curse. Or a hex.

Just sayin'.

[GreenspointTexas 9564]

Just now, David Dennison said:

There's no such thing as a jinx. Or a curse. Or a hex.

Just sayin'.

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

[Dahobbs 17444]

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Of course you would say that. You're the second worst offender. A burn pile of two would not be offensive to me. 

[Guest]

^^^^^^^^^^^

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Thread  over jinx!

[wood 11131]

[wood 11131]

50 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I mean ... I thought being one of the shittiest posters in the history of the internet was a good enough reason, but yeah, this'll work too. 220. 221. Whatever it takes.

[Serak The Preparer 3424]

I mean if we're not going to ban @UTEX_ME for being the bleedingest gash in the history of gashes what are we even doing here?

[Lhorn 4885]

I don’t know for sure if he’s responsible for todays loss , we shouldn’t be taking any chances.  Our path to the playoffs is razor thin.  This kind of bold move might be just the edge we need. 

[deadshank 24651]

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

There's no such thing as a jinx. Or a curse. Or a hex.

Just sayin'.

Very true. 
 

But there is  definitive, scientific proof of something called Helobious. 

[Saint Tacky 1610]

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

Clearly, you've never played baseball

[redswingline 1057]

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

Clearly, you've never played baseball

[Hammerin Hank 1224]

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This. Supersitions are for 5 years olds

 

jesus christ guys

No! Fuck you and fuck Helo. I never negged anyone until you did what you did at halftime of our game against Miami last March. 
I don’t get it. Some people just beg for a smiting from the sports gods

[ChiTownDoc 21098]

4 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

@Helobious is the worst jinx in the history of jinxes and should burn in a fire.  Prove me wrong. 

I'm kind of a fan of the guy...

 

 

 

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