Israel-Hamas war thread

[956 Worldwide 34190]

lol, do doctors really still use pagers? And if so, please tell me why. 

[InkaUtexas 25175]

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol, do doctors really still use pagers? And if so, please tell me why. 

Tee times.

[Brisketexan 104194]

Leaked still photo showing one of the victims right before the device went off:

[Armybrat 40623]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

I think that is a given. But they had to be told to go off at the same time. That is masterful.

 

Just dial 1-800-ASSHOLE

[Aqua Buddha 14450]

One of the stories I read stopped to explain what a pager was.  I felt old.

[Armybrat 40623]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Hire Cricket to do a media campaign. 5 lines for 5 shekels.

Yeah, we do not know if all went off. IDF should announce that all did not go off.

Yeah, announce there are several thousand more ready & waiting. 

[InkaUtexas 25175]

5 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

One of the stories I read stopped to explain what a pager was.  I felt old.

You and your friends did not have codes to page the weedman?

[tx 3 putt 75850]

this makes lithium batteries go booom 

 

[Chopper 17038]

19 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol, do doctors really still use pagers? And if so, please tell me why. 

Getting too many texts is a thing. Also pagers comm systems are more reliable, and a pager is more durable than a phone. Per doctor friend.

[Captainant 27219]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

this makes lithium batteries go booom 

 

combine some PETN with RDX, and baybe, you've got a SEMTEX goin'

[Da Fino 2715]

28 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol, do doctors really still use pagers? And if so, please tell me why. 

They are being phased out, but they are still around. 

[Dennis Taylor 18628]

19 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Getting too many texts is a thing. Also pagers comm systems are more reliable, and a pager is more durable than a phone. Per doctor friend.

Now ask him about fax machines 

[Rex Kramer 1260]

This whole thing is so funny to me. I mean they just pulled their pants down on the world stage. These terrorist groups are just so vastly inferior to Mossad technologically and from a general brainpower standpoint. 

[Chuckie Finster 22553]

 

 

[tx 3 putt 75850]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

 

[InkaUtexas 25175]

13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

This whole thing is so funny to me. I mean they just pulled their pants down on the world stage. These terrorist groups are just so vastly inferior to Mossad technologically and from a general brainpower standpoint. 

Yep, this was one hell of an operation. Only thing better is when Hezbollah paged Hamas to warn them the Hamas phones blew up as well. Or done it on October 7th.

[C-Man 26895]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

 

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Mossad agents earlier today...

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13385]

I would imagine there were plenty of non- terrorists that were also injured today which makes it tough to cheer Israel for this.

if you send 1000s of small bombs into the wild and then remotely detonate them, you have no idea who is holding onto them. Even if you think the majority will be held by full blown terrorists, there is still many others who get hurt.

my guess is that this was led by someone in Israel who wants a wider war with Islamic countries.

[Aqua Buddha 14450]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would imagine there were plenty of non- terrorists that were also injured today which makes it tough to cheer Israel for this.

if you send 1000s of small bombs into the wild and then remotely detonate them, you have no idea who is holding onto them. Even if you think the majority will be held by full blown terrorists, there is still many others who get hurt.

my guess is that this was led by someone in Israel who wants a wider war with Islamic countries.

There it is…..  @Brisketexan

[Brisketexan 104194]

12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

There it is…..  @Brisketexan

Yeah....that's a pretty stupid take.  It's about as low-risk of collateral damage approach as you can take outside of perfectly placed sniper head shots.  I'm sure there were bystanders who were technically "injured," but I doubt that any were seriously injured, or at least no more than a handful, out of thousands of targets.  That's as good a "avoid collateral damage" approach as can be expected.

Dumb take.

[Aqua Buddha 14450]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah....that's a pretty stupid take.  It's about as low-risk of collateral damage approach as you can take outside of perfectly placed sniper head shots.  I'm sure there were bystanders who were technically "injured," but I doubt that any were seriously injured, or at least no more than a handful, out of thousands of targets.  That's as good a "avoid collateral damage" approach as can be expected.

Dumb take.

It’s like NYT Pitchbot…

[B00M 6235]

25 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would imagine there were plenty of non- terrorists that were also injured today which makes it tough to cheer Israel for this.

if you send 1000s of small bombs into the wild and then remotely detonate them, you have no idea who is holding onto them. Even if you think the majority will be held by full blown terrorists, there is still many others who get hurt.

my guess is that this was led by someone in Israel who wants a wider war with Islamic countries.

 

2000 lb bombs on apartments are way more precise 

[staboner 4955]

do you know the importance of a sky pager?

[atomheartbevo 89288]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

One of the stories I read stopped to explain what a pager was.  I felt old.

[Aqua Buddha 14450]

Hezbollah gonna have to switch from Motorola to a Primeco phone….

[dcar00 13968]

 

[Dnaguy 11619]

2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

(X _ X) - - - - C=====8

[AnTiM 1647]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

can you go on a jihad with no balls ?

And what to do with all the virgins???

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Beyond the wounding and killing done today to bad dudes, what a psychological win it is. 

Those that survive their wounds will always be wondering if their phone, pager, or other electronic device is going to fuck them up again soon, or sometime later down the road.   🤷‍♂️            

Mossad putting terror into the terrorists.

 

[mchookem 15744]

mossad sent this guy

 

[Jameslaw121 4440]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

"It's 11:00 in the morning. And OU still sucks... But Hezbollah blows!!!"

Edited September 17 by Jameslaw121

[Covri 6223]

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

[Welshy 907]

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

One of the stories I read stopped to explain what a pager was.  I felt old.

HAHAHAHAHA - BBC just explained what a pager was. Jesus. 

[FartingMonk 3605]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I would imagine there were plenty of non- terrorists that were also injured today which makes it tough to cheer Israel for this.

if you send 1000s of small bombs into the wild and then remotely detonate them, you have no idea who is holding onto them. Even if you think the majority will be held by full blown terrorists, there is still many others who get hurt.

my guess is that this was led by someone in Israel who wants a wider war with Islamic countries.

It's 2024.  Who else would be carrying pagers?  A pager is probably harder to find in the wild than a cell phone.  Hezbollah apparently never watched The Wire.  They would have known to buy their pagers from different suppliers so it didn't get compromised.  HumInt for Israel probably got ripped off their was a big batch of pagers being ordered and being delivered to Lebanon and perked some ears.  Pagers I believe run on 2 and 3 G networks so they had to be specifically modified.  As far as the no explosive theory I don't buy it.  Yes. You can overheat a battery and cause it to explode but the heat rise is gonna burn your ass that you're gonna throw it before it explodes

[MagicSoccerSpray 1725]

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Looks like Israeli intel blew up Hezbollah pagers across Beirut. Fucking savage. 
 

https://x.com/michaelh992/status/1836032981250580573?s=46 

(Tweet that isn’t embedded is graphic) 

 

 

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

It was literally a pager.  What it seems is that Israeli intelligence compromised whoever provided Hezbollah with the devices. 
 

 

 

10 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Another one...

 

This is just fucking wild

 

9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Friend sent this:

 

[Captainant 27219]

8 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

As far as the no explosive theory I don't buy it. 

It seems pretty clear there were explosives involved lol. The video of the pager that blew up in the dresser left fuckin circles above and below where it was, and there's been reporting of it being about 25gr (less than an ounce) of explosives

[MagicSoccerSpray 1725]

 

[tx 3 putt 75850]

 

 

Edited September 18 by tx 3 putt

[MagicSoccerSpray 1725]

 

[Armybrat 40623]

[Nivek 16736]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Hezbollah gonna have to switch from Motorola to a Primeco phone….

 

[Armybrat 40623]

[Laxtonto 11887]

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

So this literally means that not only was he around one, but he actually grabbed it as was looking at the potential message. This implies he has done this before in the past and it was a routine activity...

 

 

[FartingMonk 3605]

50 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It seems pretty clear there were explosives involved lol. The video of the pager that blew up in the dresser left fuckin circles above and below where it was, and there's been reporting of it being about 25gr (less than an ounce) of explosives

That's a heavy ass pager.  Now you gotta weigh pagers

[tx 3 putt 75850]

[InkaUtexas 25175]

44 minutes ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

 

So the UN has Hezbollah issued pagers? OR do they think the IDF would target them?

[MagicSoccerSpray 1725]

7 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So the UN has Hezbollah issued pagers? OR do they think the IDF would target them?

 

I don't know, though history has shown time after time that UN agencies are often thoroughly penetrated by local terrorist orgs.

[bolverk 29192]

Deliberate, patient, and targeted.

Now THIS is how you go about combatting a terrorist organization. There's obviously no guarantee of zero collateral damage, but hats off to Israeli intelligence for creatively devising a way to fuck up as many dickheads as possible while also minimizing harm to innocents.

We could call this one "Operation Hezbollah Hobbled (literally)."

[Evil Bill Obrien 3093]

5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

NYT reporting that the devices beeped for a few seconds before going off, and also that there are a lot of eye injuries (because you’re looking at the message).  I’d love to know if it said something.

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09/17/world/israel-hamas-war-news

 

“UP”