aggy vs tennessee, Saturday Oct 14th at 2:30p on CBS

[Deej 76568]

2 minutes ago, mannewers said:

One of my old high school Aggie buddies on social media: 😁

"If I had won the powerball this week I would have bought out Jimbo’s contract myself."

By the time he paid off all the assistants and the new coach's buyout, he wouldn't have had much left. 

[Chopper 17169]

Need a gif of Chase "The Bull" Bisontis getting shoved on his ass by some LB who's outweighed by ~100 pounds?

[demos 2992]

Good thing we don’t have any experience with this kind of thing.

[Vermin 3042]

10 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

But the difference is Jimbo is..........

 

A southerner

[TexasBeta 1261]

I had a few errands to run and listened to the game on the aggy radio. Those dudes must have been front row at the Dave South school of broadcasting. Tenn catches the aggy punt. This is what I heard. “Aggy punt. Tenn has the ball… 30…25… 20…… silence…..Tenn touchdown. “

So deflated and yet so glorious. F those sheep fuckers.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

When will the recruits get it?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When will the recruits get it?

Their money still spends. 
 

but if the money dries up, or they need to divert it away from recruits, that’s when things get interesting. 

[Deej 76568]

11 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Need a gif of Chase "The Bull" Bisontis getting shoved on his ass by some LB who's outweighed by ~100 pounds?

Those Jersey kids, though. 

 

 

[Brothahorn 10085]

36 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

When will the recruits get it?

Why do you think they care about anything other than the bag?

[Yesh 904]

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why do you think they care about anything other than the bag?

I mean they sure play like it

[Vermin 3042]

 

[Vermin 3042]

Have not beat a ranked team on the road since 2014.

[Topper13 3201]

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Have not beat a ranked team on the road since 2014.

 

[LOHorn 277]

55 minutes ago, mdleast said:

 

 

Stupid sips! Aggies would have already locked up a spot in the playoffs if Conner was playing!

 

This is Jimbo’s genius! It’s his own roster mismanagement and hiring that is getting his QBs hurt, but he can’t be judged until one plays a whole season. ChessNotCheckers.gif

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20344]

 

 

[Vermin 3042]

[ajax 2591]

I still can't get over how much time aggy wasted on that last drive. They were lolligagging around letting 20 plus seconds run off in-between plays like they had all the time in the world, with a little over a minute left to play.

[sdm 844]

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Louisville fans are laughing at you Senior.

[atomheartbevo 89443]

 

2 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Uh oh. This may be the nail in Jimbo’s coffin. We need him to stick around for 6 more years. 

As long as nobody does anything stupid to celebrate Jimbo..

oh….that time, 5 years ago.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5031]

Lip tattoos for large stock animals is pretty common.  Not surprised.  ^^^

[TexArcher 37515]

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

 

 

Stupid sips! Aggies would have already locked up a spot in the playoffs if Conner was playing!

 

The way Jimbo recruits O linemen, you're more likely to see Weigman literally die on the field than finish a season.  

Cam Rising is a senior, right?  I bet Weigman transfers to Utah and is a Heisman finalist next season while aggy goes 5-7 again.  And, if Utah wins the Big 12, it'll somehow end up memorialized on the outside of Kyle Field with some microscopic print to explain why it sorta counts.

[Basil 742]

I had a few errands to run and listened to the game on the aggy radio. Those dudes must have been front row at the Dave South school of broadcasting. Tenn catches the aggy punt. This is what I heard. “Aggy punt. Tenn has the ball… 30…25… 20…… silence…..Tenn touchdown. “

So deflated and yet so glorious. F those sheep fuckers.

I heard that as well and couldn’t help but admire that the Dave South School of Dipshit Broadcasting lives on. It was so lackluster I was confused on what had just happened. Sounded like they were calling a draw that gained three yards.

[CurlyDumps 4439]

Anyone else catch Jimbo's pre game interview? Was asked about the road losing streak, and whinged about how the crowd outnumbers you "a hunnerd thousand to five" or something. LOL. No shit? If that's the reason for the streak, you're in big trouble, coach.

[coachherman'sgrill 1982]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It takes people (well aggie much longer) a while to come around to realizing their HC is not the ONE. They blame the previous staff, then the players, then the refs, then the staff, back to blaming players again, then break down plays to show it’s not the HC, then say it’s just a matter of time, then it’s their year next year, until finally they are forced to look at the issue which is they just paid a total fraud a buttload of money. 

Aggyrollercoaster.bmp

[The Original Greaser Bob 2798]

As bye weeks go, this one is solid.

[Vermin 3042]

 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3191]

2 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

I had a few errands to run and listened to the game on the aggy radio. Those dudes must have been front row at the Dave South school of broadcasting. Tenn catches the aggy punt. This is what I heard. “Aggy punt. Tenn has the ball… 30…25… 20…… silence…..Tenn touchdown. “

So deflated and yet so glorious. F those sheep fuckers.

Dave South was always the best at that kind of super unprofessional radio call that I almost kinda respected it. Total dyed in the wool Sheep fucker thru and thru.

[LTtxfan 48977]

3 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Dave South was always the best at that kind of super unprofessional radio call that I almost kinda respected it. Total dyed in the wool Sheep fucker thru and thru.

Dave South Radio Call Texas Vs Aggy 11-24-11

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

Miami just cut it to 14. Y'all might wanna dial it back. Oh, some NC back just ran it for 80 yards. Nvm. 

Edited October 15, 2023 by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

[DaysOff 7852]

Dave South Radio Call Texas Vs Aggy 11-24-11

They win.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

2 hours ago, Vermin said:

Have not beat a ranked team on the road since 2014.

Great news, with the remaining road schedule they have a great chance to extend these streaks- which is probably the most impressive thing that program has done in decades. 

Edited October 15, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Cairn Horn88 8176]

1 hour ago, Basil said:

I heard that as well and couldn’t help but admire that the Dave South School of Dipshit Broadcasting lives on. It was so lackluster I was confused on what had just happened. Sounded like they were calling a draw that gained three yards.

aggy just refuses to acknowledge that they have a dry milk cow….but, they just keep trying to fill the bucket.

[Vertigo 20267]

6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy just refuses to acknowledge that they have a dry milk cow….but, they just keep trying to fill the bucket.

If you keep milking, eventually you get more milk. They all learned this in the corps barracks.

[Tex Pete 20179]

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

I like how they turn Looch's head sideways so his eyebrows seem straight

Moon Man is much more handsome and doesn’t look nearly as much like a lesbian, but his head is equally lopsided. Or is it wop-sided?

[Tex Pete 20179]

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

aggy is worried about this whole Hamas thing and their butt buddies at their Qatar campus, how could they possibly be expected to focus at a time like this?

Plus making an arrest in Tupac’s murder has to have dredged up bad emotions over there. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

31 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy just refuses to acknowledge that they have a dry milk cow….but, they just keep trying to fill the bucket.

Don’t have the same issue with the bull though

Edited October 15, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[RomaVicta 29789]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

My God, Heupel is a fat fucking retard

Does he call the plays? He has a solid running game going, but, of course, you need to throw the ball to keep the defense spread out a little bit. But you don't have to throw a bomb every time! Stupid. 

I'd never seen the Tennessee QB play before. He needs some seasoning.

Both teams looked like shit on offense. A&M's d-line is good, but they lost contain quite a bit.

Poor Aggies.

[theaveragejon 974]

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Does he call the plays? He has a solid running game going, but, of course, you need to throw the ball to keep the defense spread out a little bit. But you don't have to throw a bomb every time! Stupid. 

I'd never seen the Tennessee QB play before. He needs some seasoning.

Both teams looked like shit on offense. A&M's d-line is good, but they lost contain quite a bit.

Poor Aggies.

There’s no more seasoning for him. He was class of ‘18 at Michigan. He just fucking sucks. Laser beam arm and zero touch or feel. The book is written on him.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'd never seen the Tennessee QB play before. He needs some seasoning.

I think he’s a 6th year super senior. 

[millhouse 2587]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy just refuses to acknowledge that they have a dry milk cow….but, they just keep trying to fill the bucket.

Except they have a donkey, and it has been castrated 

[Nicole44 22027]

I have to admit this is pretty funny:

 

[Rickylovesweed 14155]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Does he call the plays? He has a solid running game going, but, of course, you need to throw the ball to keep the defense spread out a little bit. But you don't have to throw a bomb every time! Stupid. 

 

Somebody needs to go back and see how many possessions Tennessee had in A&M's territory. I want to say it was 8 or 9 possessions in A&M's territory. They only scored 13 offensive points on those possessions.

I'm not sure I've seen anything like that. 13 points in 9 possessions inside of A&M's territory? That's wild. 

[RomaVicta 29789]

7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Somebody needs to go back and see how many possessions Tennessee had in A&M's territory. I want to say it was 8 or 9 possessions in A&M's territory. They only scored 13 offensive points on those possessions.

I'm not sure I've seen anything like that. 13 points in 9 possessions inside of A&M's territory? That's wild. 

On that first try on fourth down when he couldn't make a decision fast enough is where I assumed Miller was an underclassman. Tennessee did a great job with the run. As I said above, it doesn't take long passes to keep that working. Miller wasn't hitting them and it was killing their drives.

As the Vols approached the A&M goal line, it appeared to me that they adopted run plays with slow handoffs up the middle. Many of their best runs developed towards the edges with their very good RBs deciding where to cut.

Heupel looks like he belongs on a second hand, dented metal fishing boat. You'd find hearing loud Keystone belches and slurred curses at the motor.

He'd go well at A&M.

[Native Horn 3492]

7 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Somebody needs to go back and see how many possessions Tennessee had in A&M's territory. I want to say it was 8 or 9 possessions in A&M's territory. They only scored 13 offensive points on those possessions.

I'm not sure I've seen anything like that. 13 points in 9 possessions inside of A&M's territory? That's wild. 

To be fair, that's only six more than they needed.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

13 hours ago, ajax said:

I still can't get over how much time aggy wasted on that last drive. They were lolligagging around letting 20 plus seconds run off in-between plays like they had all the time in the world, with a little over a minute left to play.

somewhere upthread is a tweet from halftime....

this was the 2nd week in a row where boomhauer had all 3 timeouts, the opponent was punting, there was more than 90 seconds left in the 2nd quarter, and boomhauer let the opponent run the clock all the way down as far as possibe before kicking, and then boomhauer took those 2 timeouts to the locker room.

i hope he does this every week so eventually someone can sneak in to the postgame radio show to applaud this coaching genius displayed by a team that scores less than iowa.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

13 hours ago, Vermin said:

 

I only needed about a minute of that. Thank you.

[Knoxtnhorn 5936]

14 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

I had a few errands to run and listened to the game on the aggy radio. Those dudes must have been front row at the Dave South school of broadcasting. Tenn catches the aggy punt. This is what I heard. “Aggy punt. Tenn has the ball… 30…25… 20…… silence…..Tenn touchdown. “

So deflated and yet so glorious. F those sheep fuckers.

I tuned in to the post-game show for a bit.  Same thing.  They replayed the plays in which aggy was successful (pretty short), then talked about bad luck cost them the game.  Lame.

[Hagbard Celine 10763]

is there a "rewind with boomhauer" show?  need to get in the habit of posting it in the main aggy thread

[Shaddie 1638]

14 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

somewhere upthread is a tweet from halftime....

this was the 2nd week in a row where boomhauer had all 3 timeouts, the opponent was punting, there was more than 90 seconds left in the 2nd quarter, and boomhauer let the opponent run the clock all the way down as far as possibe before kicking, and then boomhauer took those 2 timeouts to the locker room.

 

Damn sips are too dumb to realize the stratergy. 
If you score more than the other team how are you supposed to walk out of the shithole with $80m in the pocket. 
God forbid he wins and has to stay and “work” for the money.