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5 hours ago, kevwun said:

Do you remember the Charlie Strong years?  There was no reason to plan my life around Texas football.

Fair point. However, now you have to deal with every anniversary falling during football season. 

At least until the divorce.

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On 10/16/2023 at 9:39 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Fake ass Bert Auburn. Avery Johnson is Great Value brand Bert, no! Wal-Mart brand Bert, no wait! Dollar General Bert built ass boy. 

I feel assaulted 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hopefully we'll see Dana lose control and go absolutely nuts all game like we have in the past. Shit makes me laugh.

He looks like a heart attack waiting to happen.

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On 10/16/2023 at 10:39 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Fake ass Bert Auburn. Avery Johnson is Great Value brand Bert, no! Wal-Mart brand Bert, no wait! Dollar General Bert built ass boy. 

His before and after is mind-blowing:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted
10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hopefully we'll see Dana lose control and go absolutely nuts all game like we have in the past. Shit makes me laugh. 

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To be fair, I looked just like that during the OU game - especially on the 4th and goal series.

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10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Really want to see Dana nuke a headset Saturday, pretty sure he has done it with plenty of game left too and had to go grab some poor assistants or a spare and then prob nuked that one at the end of the game

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4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
48 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:
FUCKING FOX, MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!

Point to the the TV and tell me where it hurt you.

Right in the Longhorn when FOX dropped its broadcasting with Dish, for like 3 or 4 years in a row during football season. 

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1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:
2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:
FUCKING FOX, MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!

Point to the the TV and tell me where it hurt you.

My ears. Every time Tim Brando opens his worthless pie hole.

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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Right in the Longhorn when FOX dropped its broadcasting with Dish, for like 3 or 4 years in a row during football season. 

You can buy an OTA antenna for $15.

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Posted (edited)
6 hours ago, Saint Tacky said:

My ears. Every time Tim Brando opens his worthless pie hole.

As the broadcast Fox game we should be safe. Also, that dude was blatantly drunk calling UH last week. 

Won't stop him talking shit about us now, though:

(And obviously, that's not what decried means my dude)

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Posted
3 hours ago, texifornia said:

As the broadcast Fox game we should be safe. Also, that dude was blatantly drunk calling UH last week. 

Won't stop him talking shit about us now, though:

(And obviously, that's not what decried means my dude)

Waiting for retard Brando to keep calling UH Texas Tech again. 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

Really want to see Dana nuke a headset Saturday, pretty sure he has done it with plenty of game left too and had to go grab some poor assistants or a spare and then prob nuked that one at the end of the game

Like this?

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Posted
7 hours ago, texifornia said:

As the broadcast Fox game we should be safe. Also, that dude was blatantly drunk calling UH last week. 

Won't stop him talking shit about us now, though:

(And obviously, that's not what decried means my dude)

Jesus christ i cant believe this is a real tweet

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Posted
14 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Jesus christ i cant believe this is a real tweet

Anything he can say to subtly (in his mind) denigrate Texas, he will.  
 

 

dude is an utterly contemptible cunt.

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Posted
17 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:
FUCKING FOX, MAY THEY BURN IN HELL!

Point to the the TV and tell me where it hurt you.

Bill O'Riley touched him in his no no place.

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On 10/15/2023 at 7:53 AM, Bevo&Pevo said:

The oldest is getting married that evening in Houston.  So, I will be watching from the Hotel Zsa Zsa.  That is, unless I sneak off and get to the stadium.  I think we bitch slap 'em back to reality with our D throwing lots of 3's and out.  The O will light up the scoreboard like a pinball machine on crack.  Children should eat a little table in the corner.  Especially red headed little punk ass gutter dwellers from the 77204. We feast.  Stick to the code, take all ya' can and leave nothing for the rest.  Our day, our way.

TEXAS!

...who wants to crash this wedding with me? Ma...the meatloaf!

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On 10/17/2023 at 4:16 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Hopefully we'll see Dana lose control and go absolutely nuts all game like we have in the past. Shit makes me laugh. 

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Posted
On 10/16/2023 at 8:10 PM, LTtxfan said:

SIAP...

 

 

On 10/16/2023 at 8:19 PM, Wishbone said:

Pretty sure he’s parroting the quote Aranda made prior to th Baylor game. We’ll probably hear it again from someone else before the regular season is done.

Unpossible. I was told we were arrogant and outright narcissistic for saying that every opponent we face views the game as their superbowl. 

On 10/17/2023 at 9:10 AM, someguy said:

No mention of the Texas side seating having been deemed unsafe? Feels like we've seen this movie before...

22 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Right in the Longhorn when FOX dropped its broadcasting with Dish, for like 3 or 4 years in a row during football season. 

 

20 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You can buy an OTA antenna for $15.

This shit right here. Not sure what happened last week but, at least the broadcast on youtubetv, kept fucking up. I wound up switching to the antenna and had no more issues, as well as a better picture. 

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

As the broadcast Fox game we should be safe. Also, that dude was blatantly drunk calling UH last week. 

Won't stop him talking shit about us now, though:

(And obviously, that's not what decried means my dude)

So does this mean fuck and suck are calling our game? Can't tell by his lack of punctuation. 

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20 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Not sure what happened last week but, at least the broadcast on youtubetv, kept fucking up. I wound up switching to the antenna and had no more issues, as well as a better picture. 

I haven't had any issues with yttv. Local internet maybe?

Posted
3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Never forget one of the craziest things ive ever seen on television

That's actually a perfect encapsulation of Brando.

 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

I haven't had any issues with yttv. Local internet maybe?

No, internet was fine. I think I remember seeing in the game thread plenty of others were having the same issues, and I'm sure it was across multiple service providers. 

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

No, internet was fine. I think I remember seeing in the game thread plenty of others were having the same issues, and I'm sure it was across multiple service providers. 

YTTV here. Yeah something was fucked, but I think it was on ABC/ESPN's end. I vaguely remember Fowler mentioning something about a power issue.

I missed the fake punt and the blocked punt and maybe 1-2 other plays in the 1Q. It was weird af. No issues after 1Q.

That whole 1Q was a clusterfuck all around really. Bizarre shit happens in this game.

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6 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

No, internet was fine. I think I remember seeing in the game thread plenty of others were having the same issues, and I'm sure it was across multiple service providers. 

by the time you switched over the issue was fixed

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28 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

No, internet was fine. I think I remember seeing in the game thread plenty of others were having the same issues, and I'm sure it was across multiple service providers. 


Ohhhhhhhh. Now I’m with ya on what the issue was. 
 

ABC had their power drop to part of their gear. Took a bit for it to all come back up and unfuck itself. Was definitely very odd. Can’t recall seeing that happen before. 

 

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Posted
58 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

That's actually a perfect encapsulation of Brando.

 

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Yep, the personification of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Totally misplaced and unwarranted overconfidence in himself. 

Posted

1) His name isn't Chris Mohr.

2) Jay Mohr didn't go to Texas.

3) The answer is clearly a woman. 

4) Jay Mohr wasn't in three of the four movies listed. 

Other than that, bang-up job.

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