The Ontology of discussion of Deep Thoughts

[Wally Fairway 5541]

Seriously (answer my damned poll you MF'rs) is this discussion worth our time and efforts?
Are we all just blowhards looking to prove our point or see who (is morally corrupt and disagrees with me)?
Or do we just like to post memes?
If we think it is pointless why do we continue to post?
dickbutt?

 

Edited October 16, 2023 by Wally Fairway
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[Wally Fairway 5541]

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Dickbutt - this is where it all started (just for the record)

[DDD Dad 14327]

*worth, not with.

Also, in on page one, and ban OP.

[statsman 5453]

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

[statsman 5453]

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

I can still recall old Mr. Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do.

[Mach 1 1677]

Why is the dove the symbol of peace? It should be the pillow. It’s soft, has feathers, but without that sharp beak thing that can poke your eyes out.

[Chad Fuck 17659]

The face of a child can say it all.  Especially the mouth part of the face. 

[statsman 5453]

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

[TexasEd 8066]

[BabaYaga 15289]

Edited October 16, 2023 by BabaYaga

[Nicole44 22059]

This guy is spot on and I usually follow what he says when I feel directionless:

Edited October 16, 2023 by Nicole44

['stache 21799]

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

[hullabelew 3723]

10 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This guy is spot on and I usually follow what he says when I feel directionless:

 

 

My neighbor used to tell his kids they were going to the Atlanta Aquarium.  I found out later, he was taking them to Bass Pro Shop.

Edited October 16, 2023 by hullabelew

[Wally Fairway 5541]

If a tomato is actually a fruit, does that mean I am really putting jam on my french fries?

Also for what it worth:
Ketchup is for fries
Mustard is the king of condiments and can be use with any food - I particularly like it with eggs, breakfast tacos, almost anything (but not cereal)

[Wally Fairway 5541]

and because this thread is sadly lacking in memes, gifs and photos

[gofuckyourself 8207]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

[Bevo 13569]

Wouldn't this just be The Ontology of Ontology?

Edited October 16, 2023 by Bevo

[hullabelew 3723]

Are the wages of sin adjusted for inflation? 

[Bookman 4638]

Cats are the only amoral creatures.

[Rimbo 25913]

I don't think clowns are funny. I think clowns are scary. Maybe that's because a clown killed my Dad.

[Rimbo 25913]

When a child asks what causes rain, a funny thing to answer would be, "Because God is crying."

When the child asks why God is crying, another funny thing to answer would be, "Because of something YOU did."

['stache 21799]

3 hours ago, hullabelew said:

My neighbor used to tell his kids they were going to the Atlanta Aquarium.  I found out later, he was taking them to Bass Pro Shop.

When my daughter was 3 or 4 we took her to Disney on Ice at the state fair and after the show we exit into the midway with all the rides. She asked if we were at Disney World. We said yes obviously. She believed us the next year too, lol.

[956 Worldwide 34704]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle because if he sticks his head out of the window when you’re coming home, his face might burn up. 

[Earl Haffler 590]

Stephen King has a son named Joe. 

I'm not joking but he is.

[bernorange 8359]

I read the OP and my mind's eye pictured Wally thusly:

[Smax 3800]

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

[Rimbo 25913]

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, and then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions?

[Biff Tannen 45665]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car. 

[Jerry Callo 8699]

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not ~ John Lennon

[RPM 26318]

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Dad always thought laughter was was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis 

[Guest]

10 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, and then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions?

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason 

[Prepuce of Doom 21054]

Of all the threads I've read on this site and it's progenitor, this was one of them. 

[RDCanecutter 26398]

When I was a teen, and all my younger cousins would come over, the adults would ask me to go out and watch them.

So I'd take a baseball and a handful of pennies, and say, "Whoever brings me back the ball, gets a penny. I don't mean whoever gets to it first, I mean whoever BRINGS IT BACK."

They'd get whooped to a frenzy over a few pennies. At first, I'd heave it out there. Rookie mistake-- the fastest ones would dart out, grab it, then swing out around the fat ones, who'd start to give up.

Then I learned to drop it in the middle of the pack. Damn, those little fat kids would fight.

[bernorange 8359]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

...So I'd take a baseball and a handful of pennies, and say, "Whoever brings me back the ball, gets a penny. I don't mean whoever gets to it first, I mean whoever BRINGS IT BACK." ...

There is a Korean reality show on Netflix called Physical 100 that contained a challenge where 2 contestants entered an arena which contained a ball (looked somewhat like a basketball).  The contestant that was holding the ball when the timer ran out (something like 2 or 3 minutes) won the round.  It was fun to see how different contestants approached the challenge.  Some ran for the ball and tried to evade their opponent the whole time.  Some said fuck it, let's fight until there is only 10 seconds left on the clock and then try to get the ball.  I really enjoyed it.

[Wally Fairway 5541]

I would like to offer everyone who has posted in this thread moral support; but I'm amoral.

Or was that I'm immoral. Well good luck  to everyone, either way.

 

Edited October 19, 2023 by Wally Fairway

[General Specific 3253]

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off?

[crash_davis 23101]

Deep thought on this...

 

[ryskey 447]

23 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Deep thought on this...

 

If someone wore this backwards, he would be dickbutt.

[crash_davis 23101]

with a poop shoot.

[Steel Shank 9421]

Where does laying pipe fall in all this? Asking for a friend.

[Baboontyme 2809]

If you order Jack Handey's book, he will sign it and write you a note. True story.

[Ag with kids 581]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[52-80 19147]

I was told there would be no memes

[wackawacka 177]

 

[Goredho 17397]

This thread is nothing without the wisdom of Philomena Cunk.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11033]

 

An orgasm in the bush is better than two in the hand.

 

[Rimbo 25913]

7 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

An orgasm in the bush is better than two in the hand.