Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox

[hobbes2702 13,032]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I hate you.

Don’t be a bitch

[chainsaw 9,865]

rulings should stand

[Nicole44 22,059]

Holgo’s seat is as hot as it gets.

[Rockethorn1978 6,077]

4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Well this game is over

[hobbes2702 13,032]

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Shut up!

Also don’t be a bitch 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

Oh, now it’s ok for the team to be angry, Sark? Two weeks ago you wanted them to have fun.

[Gaffords 755]

If Ewers hit those thrown even at an average rate, he would be the undisputed Heisman and the number one overall draft, and this team would be seen as the team to beat for the National... 

[A’Dam Psycho 1,470]

Shutup Brando. We didn’t forget what you said before the season about Texas 

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Houston's coach Gaping Hole-gerson 

The Redbull is failing him

I think it's the vodka that's the problem 

[Chips O'Toole 1,322]

I guess the ball wasn't underthrown enough to call a PI on that one. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Im being 100% serious, absolutely no exaggeration, i was in a magnet program that let me take math and comp sci classes at uh in the 4th and 5th grade. Calling it cougar high is actually a compliment, that "school" is literally easy enough for elementary school kids to pass.

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

Kelce's agent must jack off every night to Taylors pic

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Holgo’s seat is as hot as it gets.

Does UH really care about their football coach?

[Deej 76,759]

"Ever have a problem at your house with your blinds, and you don't want your neighbors seeing you diddling a little boy?"

- Tim Brando

[ousux 5,597]

that’s decent coverage, damn good pass and catch 
worthy is nfl ready 

In some ways, but I do worry about how he will take to NFL safeties blowing him up.

[Wishbone 4,759]

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Caught it with his hands so I would have to agree

“Look ma! No broken hands!”

[Gil Bang 25,944]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Kelce's agent must jack off every night to Taylors pic

I just assumed that he gets to fuck her 10% of the time.

[Deej 76,759]

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

Kelce's agent must jack off every night to Taylors pic

He'd be the only one. 

Woof.

[Horn80 6,118]

Good to see Holgo wearing a hat.  Noo Medusa effect from his hair.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Quinn can spend the 2nd half fucking the best looking Houston cheerleader while Murphy and Arch mop up.

Is Case around to record?

[pops 6,983]

4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

69-0 would be nice.

 Very nice

[Nueces River Rat 5,538]

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

They really want to make sure UT’s current AD remembers why we don’t play UH anymore. 

That stadium isn’t 10 to 15years old and by that pic on the right, you’d think it’s been around for 50.   I guess they haven’t heard of power washers.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Another 3 and out. Boom.

[chainsaw 9,865]

3 and out.

[MillerEP 30,454]

Oh beautiful coverage

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

massive obvious pullback hold dead center of the fucking line ref...  HTF doo you not see it???

[Stunns38 3,460]

Bush league ass stadium

[Steelers Roll Left 1,168]

Slewing them Coogs like a youngin’ at Tangerines

[TexArcher 37,774]

Why are chains still a thing in 2023?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Holgo’s seat is as hot as it gets.

Does UH really care about their football coach?

They deeply, deeply care about playing daddy texas. Uh fans are thr biggest fucking bitches in the world about ut, cause they're the students who were behind the students who went to ut for their entire lives. I hope their fanbase gets heartburn over this.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,232]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Holgo’s seat is as hot as it gets.

I don't think Houston paying his $15MM buyout this year.

[Topper13 3,259]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is Case around to record?

He's back at the hotel

[Macklemore 2,876]

Donovan Smith sucks. Can’t believe he beat us last year 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

So what are you pussies gonna bitch about the rest of the game

[JesusSweatDuck 17,781]

Cougar high is bad at football 

[Thatguy 8,686]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Oh, now it’s ok for the team to be angry, Sark? Two weeks ago you wanted them to have fun.

Hard to be angry when the last time you saw them it was 49-0

[Gaffords 755]

5 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

69-0 would be nice.

68 and a half to zip...  no need to return any favors

[UTEE97 3,518]

OL was holding 

[Valmy77 13,226]

Glad to see no hangover from Dallas.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,359]

quit fucking around Sark

[bad_teammate 13,194]

lol we got away with a fucking major hold

[Stunns38 3,460]

Don’t turtle now Sark.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Gonna have to pick up 3rd and long here, guys.

[immamac 42,839]

Blocking was atrocious there. 

[Deej 76,759]

We have 150 more wins than aggy, and they think they are the blueblood.

[Wishbone 4,759]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Why are chains still a thing in 2023?

To provide part time jobs and cheating/grift opportunities.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Cougar high is bad

Ftfy

[TexArcher 37,774]

Adonai Mitchell is not what one would call a willing blocker.

[Stunns38 3,460]

Blocking was atrocious there. 

And we got away with holding

[AUS-97HORN 11,757]

"plenty of green grass"     gets stopped 4 yards short of the line...

 

yeah Brando... yeah, plenty