Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

[Fudbelty 2788]

She needs her own thread.

[D3zii 3678]

Just now, Newdoc said:

Ummmm no.

[4th&Five 41525]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

And we win.

We suck but we won.

The rest of the season should be...interesting.

Did they ever say what was up with Ewers?

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Just now, WinningIsHard said:

You’re a negative mother fucker but damn good call bro haha. Props!!! 

Battered fan syndrome 

[ATXbronco 4065]

SIX AND ONE, BITCHES

[JFKFC 4878]

We all thought the Big 12 refs would screw us out of a conference title.  They just gifted us an opportunity.

[oh_snap 694]

We’re Texas.  
do we celebrate bowl eligibility? I don’t even know anymore. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

My bad my fellow surly. You can never really tell on this site at times 

I’ve been bitching in here all game just thought I’d bring some laughs 

[Horny Bull 2759]

That is the last time we should ever play UH. Fuck off forever

[ousux 5597]

None of you deserve this win

Fuck you! I deserve the fuck out of this shitty, lucky ass win!

[David Dennison 18854]

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Horrible win lol this team man

 

 

Glad Sark got off his ass and finally looked like a HC

A horrible win is much better than a loss.

I'll take it.

[Dilligas 666]

Just now, chainsaw said:

especially when starting QB goes out

Fuck Sark and every fucking player walking off like they did something special.

[Newdoc 3439]

1 minute ago, BillyGoatHill said:

What an UGLY fucking win...

What’s worse than ugly? I would say that would be this game.

[Big_kat 334]

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yeah...let's hope Maalik calms down when firing from his AK of an arm 

Maalik’s arm ain’t no commie!

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

Rig 12 refs strike again, this time in our favor LOL

[kingkoopa6 8348]

LFG!

 

who got them coogs titties again. I wanna see 

[Horn Dogg 3893]

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Talk about a victory that feels like a loss.  

Moral loss

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Every Texas fan is glad Dodds has fucked off 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, 4th&Five said:

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

Fucking awesome.

What a shitty day.

At least we won.

[Thatguy 8687]

Just now, Fudbelty said:

She needs her own thread.

Someone get a clearer screen cap.....for research.

[Stunns38 3460]

I’m glad I had to drive back home and missed the 2nd half. Escaped with a win. My heart wouldn’t have taken it.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

The ball wasn’t visible on the 3rd down play, but unless it was held around his stomach, that was a first down. 

[texastroubadour 1210]

2 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

It’s University of Holding.  Because they didn’t call it on the Uof H line once.

NOT ONCE

[Carl Spackler 3481]

Just now, freyguy said:

I'd be pissed if I was a cougar fan.

 

We did play like dog shit all game

No, we played like dogshit from about 12 minutes left in the second quarter on.  That's the aggravating part of it.  This team was rolling.  And then like they always seem to do, they let up, both coaches and players.

[Knoxtnhorn 5974]

Pretty interesting that the refs refused to call holding or otherwise against UH, but the two big - and possibly incorrect - calls essentially won us the game.

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

Brando and Brett Yormark can lick my sweaty taint. Take the L losers. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1960]

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

WHAT THE FUCK GIVE IT TO JB 

Did you not watch Miami-Ga Tech a couple of weeks ago??

[GetSmacked123 10]

Just now, DaysOff said:

This should be in the schools catalog, I guarantee that would help recruiting.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Sark is so bad and PK has the DBs playing 15 yards off the ball inside the 20. These guys won't win anything meaningful for us

[Richard Kimball 1494]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit, we barely beat a 3-3 Houston team lol. I don't know if I'm happy, relieved, or like Sark, apathy has kicked in 

Both Texas and Oklahoma had hangovers, and barely beat teams they should have destroyed. But the Horns are 5-1, and still in the driver's seat to be in the conference championship. As a wise old man told me:

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Still haven't hit 40

[BurgleBro 787]

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

Bro they gifted us two HUGE plays in this game.  Be better

[Hook1997 5354]

I’m excited to see Mannings supposed fast progression thru reads next year….  Ewers has people open downfield often but he never sees them.  

[JFKFC 4878]

1 minute ago, Big_kat said:

Fuck this shitty conference and their no holding calling refs. Fucking bullshit

The referees just won the game for us.

[ousux 5597]

A horrible win is much better than a loss.
I'll take it.

I know this will sound incredibly aggy, but bloU possibly had the worst win today.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Maalik’s arm ain’t no commie!

True. But he's gotta reel that 50 cal in 

[Valmy77 13226]

Just now, Horn Dogg said:

Moral loss

Heh.

Yeah. We had bigger aspirations this year for this to not be demoralizing.

Just hope to God the defense rediscovers its mojo.

[Beer Horn 93]

Anyone thinking this team and coaching staff are elite are fucking crazy. Not sure where the issue is but if we show up champ game not feeling good.

[Rimbo 25921]

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

if I keep saying it maybe I'll star to believe it again

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

there are no good losses, there are no bad wins

 

[ClubWhatever 12129]

Well their coach fucked it up for a change.  Don't you just run the ball there?

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Brando and Tillman will be spooning and crying after this is over because that wasn't a first down on that run 

Nah....Brando gonna be biting Tillman's pillow while he is being pegged by him.

FUCK that blowU cockgobbler.

[Mo Horn 8832]

Ugly mother fucking ass win, but I'll take it. Move on and play better next week. 

[Rimbo 25921]

Just now, Beer Horn said:

Anyone thinking this team and coaching staff are elite are fucking crazy. Not sure where the issue is but if we show up champ game not feeling good.

Team? Mostly. Coaching staff? No.

[Horn80 6118]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

His marble also got scrambled.  He’s probably out for a while.

[TexArcher 37774]

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

I like how they had to, multiple times during the game, say "btw we arent fans of any specific teams, we just like good plays."

Eat shit losers.

Right.  It was like aggy starting their hype video with, "We're not weird..."

If you have to say it.............

[DreadHead 115]

That spot was jacked, but I"ll take it. And I'm cautiously optimistic about Malik playing moving forward. Once he settles down, I think he brings a completely different game that the players would feed off of. 

[Michael Knight 12977]

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

X reporters said that he was in a sling. 

 

[MillerEP 30454]

We gave up 378 passing yards, yikes