Texas vs houston - 3:00pm on Fox

[Pig Bellmont 8679]

Oh and don’t worry- the refs will swallow their whistles for every hold now that 2-3 were called in the 1st quarter 

[Firemans4Horn 17792]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

#28 has played a shit game

he looks like he runs a 4.9 40

[tx 3 putt 76158]

I always thought manjack would have crushed it at Ut

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Same old bullshit. We will win but Jesus Christ.

[troph 24547]

Fake field goal and stupid soft defense not our standard wait wut?

[GringoSalado 1651]

another whiffed corner blitz

[Lou Loomis 724]

Sark has to unfuck his management of football games. The last two offensive possessions are unacceptable at any level of football. This should still be a shutout.

[TexArcher 37455]

Sure wish we had 3 more points.

[deadshank 24651]

Someone said this game is over. 
 

He was wrong. 

[BurgleBro 770]

Feels like they're dominating TOP at this point but I checked and it's 18m to 10m Texas. 

 

Idk what happened 6m to go in the half but every single player seemed to stop caring as much as they did previous

[DaysOff 7821]

Happens every fucking time we get off to a good start.  We ease up -- either consciously or subconsciously.  We start playing conservatively, busting assignments, making stupid fucking playcalls, etc., etc.  and we let the other team back in the fucking game.  When the fuck is this coaching staff and team going to learn?

That's on the players too

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

Sark just gave holgo all the motivation they needed with that fake fg bullshit. 

[BrazilHorn 6576]

Jesus. Houston starts 2H on O. LFG Horns. Pull your head out. 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Ewers sitting on the f’ing bench seemingly not a care in the world counting his GD money

[MillerEP 30339]

This is going to come down to the fourth quarter again

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Sark aint the gu

 

gimme kinne or fritz plz

[D3zii 3637]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Letting Smith looking like Greg Ward Jr. out there this quarter. 

Man is almost like we’ve seen this before!!!!

 

[WBT 20397]

1 minute ago, FOXHOUND said:

Letting Smith looking like Greg Ward Jr. out there this quarter. 

who?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

Hey. Sark. There's a game today. It's four full quarters. Great first quarter but ah... you gonna show up for the rest of it?

He’s lost once he runs the scripted plays

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

Everyone talking about playoffs this is why it won’t happen lol 

[EuroHorn 3204]

Houston QB is throwing on target now.  We might be in trouble if we don’t start putting points on the board 

[dcar00 14023]

The guy is not a head coach. He is a fucking oc

[Basil 742]

how many fucking times will our corner safety blitz completely miss the fucking QB when they have them dead to rights

Many, many times.

[Zeus 5943]

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

Holding 

Yep.

Dumb fucking fake FG though. 

Looked cool kinda

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

4 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Can fox hire you to be the analyst?

My Catahoula would probably be the better acquisition. He and I are a package deal, and he is definitely the better looking one. He does need some work with his non-regional diction, he probably also would sound more "throaty" and bass given that his mouth seems to go all the way back to where his tail meets the end of his spine. He also sings the song of his people every morning when I arrive home from work.

[Deej 76510]

I cant wait to see Message Board Geniuses tweeting our shit out this week 

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Just now, dcar00 said:

The guy is not a head coach. He is a fucking oc

This

[Mdhorn 5908]

That fake fg was cute Sark.  Now the difference is being up by 10 at half.  This team can't get out of their own way.  

[Noozak 323]

Thompson has been burned in coverage at least twice in every game this season

[bschoolprof 6232]

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

Unless your angle doesn’t contain and let’s the qb causally roll out. 

yeah.  Now I see why PK doesn't blitz.  He doesn't really know how to.  

[millhouse 2587]

And a sack to end the half. Elite coaching

[Rimbo 25752]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Everyone talking about playoffs this is why it won’t happen lol 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

56 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Don’t be a bitch

Calling a game over halfway through the first quarter is a bitch move.

[RandomIdoit 655]

These coaches are ass, my dude.

[RoyalBevo21 719]

This isn't a playoff team. This secondary is complete ass. The way we cover the middle of the field like a gaping vagina, Bowers would destroy us. 

Edited October 21, 2023 by RoyalBevo21

[Brandywine 1311]

Momentum turned in this one.

[David Dennison 18603]

Solid way to end the half.

LOL

[Stunns38 3357]

Sark let them regain momentum and drunk Holgo can coach circles around him

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Why can’t our defense do that with under a minute to play?

[D_Goose 477]

Are we going to wake the fuck up yet? 

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Lol and sark takes all 3 timeouts to the half like always. Dumb ass fucking coach

[Pato del Muerto 52321]

21 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Welp, I just saw #91 get literally tackled without a flag.

And no replay or discussion from the tv guys. 
 

the Houston adjustment seems to be do what you have to to given him time, make them call it because they aren’t. 

Edited October 21, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Carl Spackler 3461]

What an ugly, ugly last 12 minutes or so of that first half.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Total ass. Fuck this.

[D3zii 3637]

Just go to halftime Sark damn!!!! You totally fucked that up

[Sgt Hulk 13637]

O line is dogshit.  

[MillerEP 30339]

The we puss out and go into the half with them with all the momentum and last score

[satyanash 14276]

53 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So what are you pussies gonna bitch about the rest of the game?

you want an itemized list?

[Dnaguy 11740]

We’ve completely lost momentum and this is so typical of a Sark team.

WTF

[WinningIsHard 4016]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Sark aint the guy

This is why Kirk Herbstreit called us a cesspool. We are 5-1. When we win 49-14 this is going to be a stupid ass post. Oklahoma barely beat ucf today. They are still undefeated, a win is a win. It doesn’t matter if you like it or it was stylish. Just win.