NBA 2023-24

[Message Board User 12405]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

the mother fucking internet

Yep - and twitter/tiktok is already on it.

 

[Message Board User 12405]

Really fortunate for Giddey that Oklahoma's age of consent is 16.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

This is hilarious but in all fairness, this might have happened when he was a teenager, too.  He just turned 21 a few weeks ago.

Still lulz, though.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

Does anyone know the back story here?  This involves Paul's son and dad?

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

luka nutmegs lebron from 20 feet away for the assist. 👀 

 

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[cmontexas 3369]

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

[aggie08 21796]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Really fortunate for Giddey that Oklahoma's age of consent is 16.

Fucking gross and embarrassing that we still allow some states free rein to be predators.

Edited November 23, 2023 by aggie08

[Kermit 3162]

18 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

You magnificent bastard.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

Randall Floyd looks like giddey. Also what’s he doing with his hand

[Kermit 3162]

Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”):

1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in

2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight)

3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 

4. Have Chet tweet out your statement 

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

[Chewbacca 7830]

Hahahah Scott foster is going off on golden state

Fuck cp3!

I can't stand CP, but the refs are fucking nuts this year.

[aggie08 21796]

I get that it would set a bad precedent letting a player dictate which referees are acceptable, but the NBA still allowing Scott Foster to officiate Chris Paul games is insanity.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

 

[d2o 1603]

10 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

No one topping that one.   

[Fastbreak 4046]

It would have been a lot cooler if he said

“Hey, can we stop booing this asshole? This isn’t who we are.”

[aggie08 21796]

I've been comparing Pop to Belichick for over a decade. Fitting that their career trajectories are now perfectly aligned.

Can't fire them...but maybe you should?

[staboner 5084]

12 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Giddey averaging 15 on and off the court

[Message Board User 12405]

Houston, OKC, Minnesota... 😲

 

[Kermit 3162]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Houston, OKC, Minnesota... 😲

 

What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?

[aggie08 21796]

The Celtics can clinch East Group C with a win tonight. Very exciting stuff.

[shadow_operative 15932]

29 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The Celtics can clinch East Group C with a win tonight. Very exciting stuff.

when do the group c championship t shirts go on sale?

[Vic Mackey 47953]

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[shadow_operative 15932]

wow this is some horrible luck. shades of jamaal charles at lucas oil:

 

 

[Message Board User 12405]

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

 

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

worst court yet:

 

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

Was at Thunder/Sixers tonight.  Crowd gave Giddey a big ovation with some laughs mixed in.  Him banging a HS girl is the most Okie thing ever.  Maybe he’ll knock her up and go to prom. 
 

Ovation shouldn’t surprise.  Everyone in that arena knows a 38 year old grandmother and someone that calls their mom Pam.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

Was at Thunder/Sixers tonight.  Crowd gave Giddey a big ovation with some laughs mixed in.  Him banging a HS girl is the most Okie thing ever.  Maybe he’ll knock her up and go to prom. 
 
Ovation shouldn’t surprise.  Everyone in that arena knows a 38 year old grandmother and someone that calls their mom Pam.

They saw this vid of him clubbing last night so he’s in the clear

[cmontexas 3369]

Invoking the 70s rockstar defense of "he fucked everybody yeah maybe an underager or two slipped in there"

[Vic Mackey 47953]

West side

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

east side by a million miles. the line should be moved way further east if we’re going to make this a contest. you can’t have houston, chicago, st.louis, atlanta, new york, philly, etc all one side and then have basically dallas, LA, and seattle on the other. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

West side
 

North Dakota no pros

South Dakota Mike Miller

Montana Phil Jackson

Not sure about Idaho, Wyoming and New Mexico. That’s about half of your states

Kinda confusing…is it asking about nba pros in nba cities or nba pros born in the certain states

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

21 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

They saw this vid of him clubbing last night so he’s in the clear

 

 

 

 

What's going on here?  Is that some "18 to enter" club that sucks for everyone not named Wooderson or Giddey?

[shadow_operative 15932]

jordan poole might need his own thread lol:

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

Wizards still beat the Pistons, though.  The Pistons didn't consider themselves contenders, lord knows, but they thought they'd be play in material.  They're awful.  They started off 2-1 then lost 14 straight.  

The tank will prolly start in a few months.  Wonder how many games they play Cade, especially considering he only played 12 last season.

[Fastbreak 4046]

Jokic working the Clippers with 19/13/5

Wait. That’s not Jokic, it’s Deandre Jordan. I thought he was dead.

[shadow_operative 15932]

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

19 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Jokic working the Clippers with 19/13/5

Wait. That’s not Jokic, it’s Deandre Jordan. I thought he was dead.

jordan, averaging 3.5 and 3.5 here in his 16th season as an offensively limited big man, stepped in and went 8/11 with 21 pts, 13 reb, 5 ast, 2 stl, and 1 blk. LOL clippers.

[Fastbreak 4046]

Was without Jokic, Murray and Gordon.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

Was without Jokic, Murray and Gordon.

And MPJ was their worst player on offense. Clippers were 10 point favorites

[Fastbreak 4046]

And MPJ was their worst player on offense. Clippers were 10 point favorites

Harden took 7 shots and 2 FTs. The ball just didn’t find him. He did have 4 assists in 36 minutes.

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

We haven't even hit the "Will The Nephew Play Tonight?" portion of the season yet.

[Blotto 24018]

Unreal that he is still putting up 25/7.5/6.5 after logging all those minutes. If you look at his per 36minutes stats, he's actually outperforming his career averages this season. 

[d2o 1603]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

We haven't even hit the "Will The Nephew Play Tonight?" portion of the season yet.

He's in a contract yr.   He's gonna play almost every gm this yr.   Book it.

[Fastbreak 4046]

The Bulls getting blown out again. They have to make a change soon, right?

[royiv 9788]

https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39000963/adelson-family-advanced-talks-buy-significant-stake-dallas-mavericks

Surprised Cuban would want to sell a big stake in the Mavs, but I guess the money is right.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

I don’t blame the refs often…but this blonde female ref working the OKC MN game needs to be relieved of her duties. She is absolute shit