NBA 2023-24

[tbone_ 14,020]

He’s a basketball player, who gives a fuck 

So just shut up and dribble. Got it.

[Zepol87 9,168]

Not what I said. He’s not some world leader or scientist people should be listening to or following on flat earth shit

[tbone_ 14,020]

Idk man. We’re supposed to pay attention when some athlete opines on social justice shit (which I typically agree with btw) but when one says utterly stupid shit it’s just who gives a fuck, he’s just a basketball player.

I don’t think that works. I think it goes both ways.

[Message Board User 12,389]

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Luka: *initiates contact with defensive player*

Luka: *gets in defensive players face after he went foul hunting*


What a cock sucker

[Zepol87 9,168]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Luka: *initiates contact with defensive player*

Luka: *gets in defensive players face after he went foul hunting*


What a cock sucker

now cry about that bitch Goebert

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

now cry about that bitch Goebert

Doncic would bitch about me bitching about gobert.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

KAT is one of the dumbest players I've ever seen. 

[Fastbreak 3,956]

Yes, because to be the best you gotta beat the best.  Kyrie/Luka greatest backcourt of all time.  Now we just need Rickey Henderson to announce it.

Joey Wright/Travis Mays

[Trey3216 15,325]

52 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Luka: *initiates contact with defensive player*

Luka: *gets in defensive players face after he went foul hunting*


What a cock sucker

If he’s a cocksucker, what does that make your bitchass team that’s about to get Doncic’d again in the second half and bounced out in 4.   Charles telling your fans to “get outta here!  Go on home, we ain’t coming back” is the chef’s kiss 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

If he’s a cocksucker, what does that make your bitchass team that’s about to get Doncic’d again in the second half and bounced out in 4.   Charles telling your fans to “get outta here!  Go on home, we ain’t coming back” is the chef’s kiss 

Cool post

Doncic is still a cock sucker.

[Zeus 5,945]

Scott Foster special

game centered around officiating and bad calls

 

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cool post

Doncic is still a cock sucker.

Cry more

[Planet Houston 4,923]

 

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Townes plays like the shortest 7 footer ever.

[Pam Cummings 9,560]

Minnesota is just begging to lose this game

[Michael Knight 12,878]

Anthony Edwards isn't built for this

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Then again, Townes hitting the 3s helps their cause.

[Mittens 8,148]

I'm praying for this to happen.

 

[aggie08 21,414]

Just now, Mittens said:

I'm praying for this to happen.

 

What year is this?

[Derka 5,932]

alright. so all minnesota has to do is win 4/5 games on the shoulders of KAT’s three point shooting. too easy. 

[Message Board User 12,389]

15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Anthony Edwards isn't built for this

1 assist shy of a triple double but ok

[Dutchrudder 11,113]

8 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I'm praying for this to happen.

 

Sign and Trade Tobias Harris for him? 

[Derka 5,932]

holy shit what a shot by Ant. nothing obviously special, but draining a pull-up, mid range jumper in that situation is alpha shit. that was sick.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,523]

Thank God we're getting more basketball. 

[Message Board User 12,389]

 

[Michael Knight 12,878]

jesus they are so dumb

[Pam Cummings 9,560]

That's not a foul

I'm going with ball don't lie on that one.

[Message Board User 12,389]

Hopefully, this series will pay dividends down the road for Minnesota.

The inexperience shown this series is striking.  All those dumb fouls (including that last one on the Luka 3), iso ball at the end, and their own missed FTs.

[gofuckyourself 8,121]

Dang. Great inbound play.

[LTtxfan 48,952]

What @Pam Cummings said... 😋

Looks like wolves get a Gm5 

 

 

Edited May 29 by LTtxfan

[Message Board User 12,389]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Dang. Great inbound play.

And Naz almost missed that too.

[Dutchrudder 11,113]

I still don't understand why they let them switch to Rudy on the perimeter so easily. Feels like they need to fight through the screens more, keep Rudy in the paint and put more pressure on the ball handler. 

[Pam Cummings 9,560]

Fucking idiotic refs

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

[LTtxfan 48,952]

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

All those dumb fouls (including that last one on the Luka 3), iso ball at the end, and their own missed FTs.

That wasn't a foul on Luka 3pt shot

[LTtxfan 48,952]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

Not sure what that ⬆⬆⬆ is...

[Kermit 3,128]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

That wasn't a foul on Luka 3pt shot

Surprisingly not a flagrant. 

[MrX 709]

I mean shit feels like the Wolves can still win this series. Extremely unlikely but they could’ve won every game so far. 

[Fastbreak 3,956]

Not having Lively is a pretty big deal

[Baboontyme 2,807]

It's been said before, but I cannot understand why JJ would do this. He has a great thing going and he gets to coach his kids.

 

[aggie08 21,414]

You're questioning why an ex good, but not great, player who still loves the game wants to make a name for himself in another profession as close to the court as he can get? I just described, like, two-thirds of all NBA coaches.

[Pam Cummings 9,560]

I am absolutely loving this Lakers dumpster fire. Please, keep letting Linda Rambis have a say.

[Blotto 23,424]

I enjoy watching the Lakers suck ass, so my first choice would be they just say "fuck it" and hire Lebron as official player/head coach. But if that cant happen, Reddick would be an entertaining gamble. If nothing else, as head coach Reddick can be Lebron's cock socket on a full-time basis. 

[Chewbacca 7,729]

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I enjoy watching the Lakers suck ass, so my first choice would be they just say "fuck it" and hire Lebron as official player/head coach. But if that cant happen, Reddick would be an entertaining gamble. If nothing else, as head coach Reddick can be Lebron's cock socket on a full-time basis. 

They could do post game pressers with a bottle of wine and complain about how unfair it is they lost.

[Baboontyme 2,807]

6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

You're questioning why an ex good, but not great, player who still loves the game wants to make a name for himself in another profession as close to the court as he can get? I just described, like, two-thirds of all NBA coaches.

Absolutely. I listen to JJ's pods damn near daily at the gym. He regularly talks about how much he enjoys coaching his boys. They are like 7 and 9. He is a smart enough cat to know he won't get that time back. He also has been talking a lot lately about the grind of travel he has been dealing with in the playoffs while also running his company. It is surprising to me that he wants to get thrown into the coaching grinder for 2-3 years to get bossed around by LeBron. He doesn't come across as your typical meathead competitor. Just my .02 having listened to him talk about some of this stuff. It will be interesting to see how it transpires if he does the job. Not much of a Laker fan but hard to root against him which is something 2004 me would be punching 2024 me in the dick for even considering. 

[Dutchrudder 11,113]

Wow, 70 million over 5 years, for 14m a year average. JJ Reddick has got to be salivating at that kind of dumb money.

 

 

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7 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Wow, 70 million over 5 years, for 14m a year average. JJ Reddick has got to be salivating at that kind of dumb money.

 

 

Jj will get about 4 mil a year.  Lakers are cheap and poor

[CurlyDumps 4,439]

One of the cringiest things about the JJ/Lebron collaboration is their pedantic attitude toward the media landscape. According to these two brave pioneers, smart basketball analysis just didn't exist until "Mind the Game" altered the landscape forever.  As if guys like Zach Lowe, Danny Leroux, Nate Duncan, Russillo, and dozens of other writers, bloggers, and content creators I can't name haven't been around for fifteen plus years. 

Has the Library of Congress called yet? Mind the Game is so groundbreaking it may need its own category.

 

[aggie08 21,414]

My favorite part about Mind the Game is the 3 times every segment that LeBron interrupts JJ trying to guess where he's going with something to show how smart he is, JJ then having to gently explain, "actually I was thinking about in terms of this", followed by LeBron nodding and "uh huh" and "absolutely"'ing his was through it, like he was tracking him all along.

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