Houston Astros off-season thread

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[TonyTexas 10,505]

PSA for T-Mobile users: The free MLB.TV subscription is available now through April 2. Get it the T-Life app. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,063]

The one where we preview the American League and pick all the division winners, wild cards, bet on all the teams over unders and major awards. 

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2IuDVTJWSgwc6ntn0CYubV?si=XHh9RVoKS-KkVIO4DBYJkA

[Vic Mackey 47,006]

PSA for T-Mobile users: The free MLB.TV subscription is available now through April 2. Get it the T-Life app. 

Yep got it this morning. All set for the season! I really hope TMo never does away with this.

[TonyTexas 10,505]

24 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

PSA for T-Mobile users: The free MLB.TV subscription is available now through April 2. Get it the T-Life app. 

Yep got it this morning. All set for the season! I really hope TMo never does away with this.

Current deal runs through 2028

[Storm the Field 5,291]

Haven't checked yet, do I still need to pay way too much money a month to have Fubo to watch Astros?

[TonyTexas 10,505]

I haven’t watched any spring training games but in tonight’s telecast, Space City has added the batter’s name in the summary bug. I’ve been asking for this for years. I hope this is permanent. 

[Scraps 13,560]

Wtf is JP France doing. Almost hit Altuve.

Jesus christ just get to Thursday

[Scraps 13,560]

Chick in the dugout now? Oh lord.

[Guadaloopy 10,954]

Correa the younger with a Crawford Box special.   

[UTexasFight 9,427]

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Haven't checked yet, do I still need to pay way too much money a month to have Fubo to watch Astros?

Yeah. https://www.spacecityhn.com/channel-finder/
 

unless you want to roll with a vpn/location blocker like I do.

 

[UTexasFight 9,427]

I just turned the game on.

between the names now in the game and the shots of the stands, having awful circa 2013 flashbacks.

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Ronel Blanco and his wife had a baby girl today, he said. Blanco arrived at Minute Maid Park in time to start the exhibition against Sugar Land and struck out 10 over 4 1/3 innings. He will open the season in the Astros' rotation.
 

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

Look guys I’ve been thinking about this hard, this year’s thread title really needs to pop

‘Slamming Buds after the Dog Pile’ was really good, but we need something great this year. Between all of us, we can do it !

 

Edited March 27 by tx 3 putt

[LebongJames 1,791]

2024 Time to Make Fuck on Dallas

[TonyTexas 10,505]

We go through the “Here’s a stupid title for the 2024 season thread” thing every year. Planet Houston will stick with the tried and true “2024 Houston Astros thread” As he should. 

[runthebone 7,966]

These non-WS winning offseason threads are not as much fun. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

48 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

We go through the “Here’s a stupid title for the 2024 season thread” thing every year. Planet Houston will stick with the tried and true “2024 Houston Astros thread” As he should. 

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

Mushi Mushi has made the team

[Scraps 13,560]

Mushi Mushi has made the team

Oh shit when is the parade scheduled for?

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

15 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Mushi Mushi has made the team

Oh shit when is the parade scheduled for?

Nov 4

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

Left-handed reliever Parker Mushinski made the Astros’ opening day roster, source tells @TheAthletic

[Planet Houston 4,930]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Left-handed reliever Parker Mushinski made the Astros’ opening day roster, source tells @TheAthletic

I hope we don’t see him Mush 🤢

[UTPhil2006 3,801]

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Left-handed reliever Parker Mushinski made the Astros’ opening day roster, source tells @TheAthletic

Little late there buddy. Parades already been scheduled 

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[tx 3 putt 76,863]

Offer diaz this same deal ….

 

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[Planet Houston 4,930]

 

[Dutchrudder 11,133]

Is Graveman coming back this season?  I thought he was out for the year. 

[runthebone 7,966]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Left-handed reliever Parker Mushinski made the Astros’ opening day roster, source tells @TheAthletic

You know Dana Brown just did that as a fuck you to Dusty for not playing Diaz more.

[Scraps 13,560]

Penn Murfee

Oh shit may need 2 parades

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

Costco Hou has $14 astro caps, Cooperstown Collection 

 

[tx 3 putt 76,863]

My batting practice cap was $50 today. CoopersTown caps were $35 in the team store

[TonyTexas 10,505]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Costco Hou has $14 astro caps, Cooperstown Collection

I wish I had a double jointed thumb

[TonyTexas 10,505]

Bregman is going to make someone pay next offseason. 

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[Macklemore 2,876]

They have to open the roof today right?

[TonyTexas 10,505]

On 3/26/2024 at 7:50 PM, TonyTexas said:

Nm

Edited March 28 by TonyTexas

[huge 3,793]

On 3/23/2024 at 1:49 PM, huge said:

Blanco taking a step up and being ready to be a solid big league pitcher would take a ton of burden off.

hmmmmmmm

[n64ra 1,080]

On 4/2/2024 at 9:01 AM, huge said:

hmmmmmmm

 

On 3/23/2024 at 1:49 PM, huge said:

Blanco taking a step up and being ready to be a solid big league pitcher would take a ton of burden off.

I'm glad Blanco has been reading surly and taking your advice!