Texas vs. byu - 2:30pm on ABC

[HtownHorn 14683]

Even our DBs drop easy TDs.

[Tonesky 935]

More cowbell; less whistle. 

[Lhorn 4913]

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Time for an Int. 

Almost 

[LOHorn 277]

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Not only that. They were a couple plays away from being 3-4 against those shitty teams. 

I can't believe there were actually people who thought we might lose to this BYU team.

 

 

but we need to kick field goals and go up by 20 scores or we're in trouble

[BERT 4358]

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Jimbo would have the same record . Its a low fucking bar. 

Give it a rest. We get it, you don’t like Sark

[DaysOff 7951]

This isn't 1974. Who pays for that boxing shit

[thunderlounge 7835]

1 minute ago, Pods said:

Someone needs to find that whistling prick and beat the shit out of him. 

 

Fuck yes. Driving my dog fucking crazy.

[Jkwellborn 6702]

Yall wanna know was crazy on that INT by Taaffe?? A great safety wouldn’t have made it. 

Yeah, he had to get up off the ground to catch it.

[Atticus 3973]

Manning time

[stork642 4498]

Playing BYU today is what it must have felt like playing Texas during the Charlie Strong years.  They just refused to try to win this game.  

[Real Papi 988]

Damn that would have been a sweet pick 6

[Funk Doctor Spock 12207]

Just now, MrBig said:

Gideon has got to go. I’m surprised Mack isn’t trying to steal him away from us.

Dude, seriously. I fucking loathe him on staff. He's really the best we can get? I call bullshit on that. He's fucking worthless. 

Great longhorn, very bad coach. 

[Ghost of Shag 2609]

Happy to get this win but seriously, Fuck Sark.

I’ve been a supporter of his until now, but this fucking game is ridiculous. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10236]

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

Never comfortable when a team has a QB who seems like he's played for 12 years for same team

[HtownHorn 14683]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

It seems like every DB coaches we've had since Strong have all taught our DB's to not worry about turning their heads to look for the ball. Makes sense we've sucked that long, too. 

Well, other teams do the same thing, they just don't get called for penalties or their WRs make adjustments and catch the ball. Officials call our guys for PI all the time and our WRs are horrible at route adjustments and catching the football.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9324]

Lulz.

[gmr548 16580]

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

We’ll Bill Snyder isn’t coming to town so there’s that.

I think KSU probably wins based on what I’ve seen today but Texas can certainly win if they take better care of the ball

[ATXbronco 4065]

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Wow. Whittington is still on the team?

??

 

Oh okay, you're just being sarcastic

 

Yeah, WTF

Edited October 28, 2023 by ATXbronco

[WinningIsHard 4032]

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Yes, but irrelevant. 
 

This team gets skull fucked by K St. 

would that help you blow your load faster so you can quit fucking ruining this win??? Shut. Your. Cock. Holster. I’ll clutch my pearls next Saturday. 

[Deej 76796]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

That would have been an 80 yard pick 6.

Sark would have yelled at him to take a knee inside the 5 to get some more red zone work in. 

[bad_teammate 13195]

We're also going to beat KSU.

[TejasPedro 1858]

Jersey Mikes is not all that.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12207]

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So how do we feel about the opponent formerly known as Purple Wizard next week?  (yeah, this game is making my eyes hurt)

Gonna be tough, but home field advantage will prevail. We'll win by a small margin only due to us having elite athletes, not coaching. 

[gofuckyourself 8240]

Just now, LOHorn said:

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

Can't see 'em on the field man.

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

and we STILL dont bring Arch in. 

[Lhorn 4913]

2 minutes ago, LOHorn said:

The holds where you can actually see the jersey being pulled from behind should be called. 

I’m gonna add arm around the neck to your list. 

[HtownHorn 14683]

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Great longhorn, very bad coach. 

Are you sure, he likely cost Texas two MNCs?

[Macklemore 2872]

5 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Jimbo would have the same record . Its a low fucking bar. 

That’s bullshit and you know it. Sark’s offensive scheme and playcalling are elite while Jimbo’s offense is an archaic eyesore. There is no way Jimbo has this team with his offense at 7-1.

Edited October 28, 2023 by Macklemore

[Nivek 16930]

I hate the whistler.

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

There has to be some undercover aggys lurking because I don't ever remember hearing this many people talking crazy during a game in which we are winning by 3 TD's

 

[T-shirt Sip 2104]

And of course. 

[MillerEP 30455]

We get a lot of false starts

[AUS-97HORN 11763]

how the fuck are you getting false starts on the first fucking play of the series at HOME???

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Happy to get this win but seriously, Fuck Sark.

I’ve been a supporter of his until now, but this fucking game is ridiculous. 

why? When was this game in doubt?

[Longboard Horn 40325]

Another false start?! Jesus Christ 

[Eskimohorn 5635]

Some nervous gamblers

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

2 minutes ago, BERT said:

Give it a rest. We get it, you don’t like Sark

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Brooks not having 150 yards is criminal 

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

[hookem48 4687]

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

We're also going to beat KSU.

not if MM is throwing shit up for grabs

[bad_teammate 13195]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12207]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Are you sure, he likely cost Texas two MNCs?

Good longhorn that he loves our university, not good longhorn that he was a good player, cause he was fucking mid at best, and I'm being generous. 

[Deej 76796]

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

I think KSU probably wins based on what I’ve seen today but Texas can certainly win if they take the points.

fify

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

2 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

would that help you blow your load faster so you can quit fucking ruining this win??? Shut. Your. Cock. Holster. I’ll clutch my pearls next Saturday. 

Go lick Sarks taint and then wonder how we end with 3 losses this season. 

[hookem48 4687]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

he knows how to hand off

[C-Man 27229]

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

If the in-game coaching can catch up to the recruiting, we might have something.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Because you touch yourself at night 

[Longboard Horn 40325]

They’ll throw it here and do something stupid

[David Dennison 18860]

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

He's not going anywhere so you might as well get used to it.