Texas vs. byu - 2:30pm on ABC

[Poe It Up 126]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

and we STILL dont bring Arch in. 

I mean, I’d love to see him. But we’re just running out the clock anyways 

[gmr548 16604]

Happy to get this win but seriously, Fuck Sark.
I’ve been a supporter of his until now, but this fucking game is ridiculous. 

I really don’t get posts like these.

I mean I don’t agree with the red zone calls at all but Texas is about to win the game by 22 points. Sark has made way bigger fuck ups and straight up cost Texas games. If none of that convinced you he isn’t going to win anything here I don’t know why today would.

[ATXbronco 4084]

Jaydon Blue checks in and gets some yards

[The_Great_Hornsby 3281]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

Starting QB is slow and will take sacks and a has a high chance of getting injured. I would be getting Arch some low pressure snaps and see what he's got. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10352]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Maybe he's not good at handing the ball off yet

[D3zii 3708]

Of course Sark this is how you develop KILLER INSTINCTS!!!!! Just run the ball 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3031]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Our HC is an arrogant dumbfuck 

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Now they put cook in. Who was bitching on Twitter this week. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

Baxter needs a ton of work before he's ready. No clue why he started the season as the starter. 

[D3zii 3708]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Now they put cook in. Who was bitching on Twitter this week. 

He was??

[Leeroy Jenkins 2411]

The game isn’t over idiots. 

[TexasEd 8071]

1 minute ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

 

2 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

There has to be some undercover aggys lurking because I don't ever remember hearing this many people talking crazy during a game in which we are winning by 3 TD's

 

Uh

[burntorangebongos 10752]

Look, we have PTSD from all the bad years of bad Longhorn football. We are just battered fucks and cringe and winge over every dubious play call and shit execution. But this team is talented and can win ugly. I expect ugly wins and it sucks and will make me drink my ass off but if you fucks can't except this reality, then don't watch the rest of the season. We are gonna win ugly and we might even drop one if we don't figure some shit out and get healthier. Dear Jeebus, let us get healthier soon. 

[DixonHur 11361]

Just now, D3zii said:

Of course Sark this is how you develop KILLER INSTINCTS!!!!! Just run the ball 

All gas no breaks?

[MrBig 5428]

Majors is so terrible he makes Shack look like a HOFer

[nineliveslost 2794]

And here comes the all brakes and no gas

[HtownHorn 14762]

There is nothing I hate worse than end of game offense when you stop trying to score. The other team isn't quitting, neither should you.

[CooterBrown 18022]

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

Luckily, a starting QB has never gone down in the first drive of an important game leaving us with a 2nd stringer who’s never taken a collegiate snap.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10352]

Two weeks in a row I'm going to be in a pissy mood after Texas wins.   Improvement I guess

[NOOBSDUDE 591]

Just now, bad_teammate said:

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

And what do you suppose we do if Malik goes down or shits the bed next week? Bring in Arch in a game we are down and expect him to perform? 

[Dbeasy 15084]

Surly 4th Down Football Guide for The Idiots

1. It's fine to go for it during the game, prior to the fourth quarter. There is still plenty of game time left, and the team may think they can hold the opposing team on defense if they do turn it over. Or, they may need to practice that situation. Or, they may believe they really can make it.

2. In the fourth quarter, a 3 score differential is needed to ensure that TWO fluke plays (and 2 point conversions) won't potentially lose the game, ESPECIALLY when you have a QB starting his first game and has shown some shaky moments. Therefore, kick the field goal.

All of you idiots print this out, fold it up and put it in your pocket so that you don't look so stupid in the future.

 

[89Horn 1546]

Stating the obvious, you can’t run out the clock going three and out.  Well, and also with stupid penalties.

Edited October 28, 2023 by 89Horn

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

4 missed tackles. We're improving 

[BurntOrange&White 39961]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

There is nothing I hate worse than end of game offense when you stop trying to score. The other team isn't quitting, neither should you.

Yup. If you’re just going to hand off 3 times in a row just put Arch in 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

There is nothing I hate worse than end of game offense when you stop trying to score. The other team isn't quitting, neither should you.

Yeah but we’re Texas and the whole aggression thing isn’t very PC…

[D3zii 3708]

[ATXbronco 4084]

That 30PPG+ streak about to come to an end because Sark doesn't believe in style points

 

[Jkwellborn 6724]

Man, what is the deal with the dumb penalties?

[Carl Spackler 3493]

JFC, such sloppiness & mental errors.  Who the fuck did not realize they're on the goddam punt team?

[nycHorn 3038]

First time I’ve seen Blue in a long time.

[satyanash 14609]

Strip sack!!

[AUS-97HORN 11814]

fumble recovery!!

[bad_teammate 13224]

Just now, NOOBSDUDE said:

And what do you suppose we do if Malik goes down or shits the bed next week? Bring in Arch in a game we are down and expect him to perform? 

Yes.

Garbage time handoffs aren't going to make a shit.

 

[hookem48 4702]

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Have supported him 100%. Its clear now I was wrong and he is a complete fraud. Mea culpa. 

way more important to get MM snaps in the red zone than kicking field goals in a game the opponent could score 20 points if their life depended on it.

[WinningIsHard 4078]

1 minute ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Go lick Sarks taint and then wonder how we end with 3 losses this season. 

Wut. I’ll be ecstatic if we end 9-3 haha. You got me fucked up fuck boi!! Our starting qb got hurt, our OL is banged up and we have zero players who can get a pass rush consistently. We lost to Kansas a couple years ago and ended up 5-7. 9-3 and I’ll blow a load on your keyboard so you can’t type all your stupid shit anymore. 

[MillerEP 30494]

Great hit

Great hit

[LonghornBreeder 550]

2 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

Archie, Payton, Eli, and whatever his dad's name is.

[Hook1997 5397]

So instead of turtle Tom we have Turtle Sark?   Great!  What a pussy!

Edited October 28, 2023 by Hook1997

[ATXbronco 4084]

BYU FUMBLE

... so, still a chance at 30+ PPG

[chainsaw 9873]

Great D Great recovery

[David Dennison 18944]

Can the defense get a round of applause?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12492]

That's ours!

[C-Man 27254]

Starting QB needs snaps more than the backup since the starter is new.

That and ideally want to keep him from appearing in more than four games to preserve the redshirt even though it hopefully won’t be needed for Arch.

[Real Papi 1003]

Nice effort DEFENSE!

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Yes. Here comes 3 more hand offs boysssssss

[TexasEd 8071]

D let’s their nuts hang out 

[Horn80 6131]

3 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Wow no Arch. Why? Can someone give me a good reason?

No point to do it now. He’s got only 4 games to play in.

[D3zii 3708]

SARK Stop being a pussy and score shit!!! Develope KILLER INSTINCTS

[ClubWhatever 12154]

Too bad we can't play statue QBs every week. 

[Nivek 16979]

Yaaass!