Texas vs. byu - 2:30pm on ABC

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Nice penalty. Give us some room. This is chess not checkers. 

[Deej 76,568]

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

They should play Dirty White Boy by Foreigner whenever Taafe makes a play

[stork642 4,498]

Time to get Manning in the game. 

[NAVY 6,738]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fucking returned it to close to. The goal line 

Excellent do of language

[gmr548 16,513]

Mitchell making magic happen again! He's been the best portal addition of all time!!!!

Caleb Williams won a heisman?

[WinningIsHard 4,017]

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

maybe now you idiots will shut the fuck up

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

what a horrible call, fire Sark

Fire Murphy while we're at it! 

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Good hands by Adonai.

[David Dennison 18,657]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Up three TD's in the 4th with nine minutes left

Time for the Manning or nah?

I'd play him.

[Tonesky 917]

Can we please get Arch some snaps now?

[thunderlounge 7,758]

Just now, Laxtonto said:

 

I ain't fallin for that again when the Imma's beer didn't show up last time.

[ClubWhatever 12,087]

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

This is not a playoff team.

At full strength it could be.   We have like 5 starters out.  

[D3zii 3,642]

Yall wanna know was crazy on that INT by Taaffe?? A great safety wouldn’t have made it. 

Edited October 28, 2023 by D3zii

[chainsaw 9,838]

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

maybe now you idiots will shut the fuck up

[TexasGary 833]

Something about Mitchell being the WR we need but don't deserve. Something like that.

[TOR 5,372]

Interception, next play is a penalty, score a touchdown.  Sounds about right.  It's almost a haiku.

[TexasGolf 4,858]

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

Should've gone for 2.

 

[DixonHur 11,216]

It's Manning time

[WinningIsHard 4,017]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

[HtownHorn 14,487]

Murphy just told Jobu to fuck off. Finally threw the fastball.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

Just now, gmr548 said:

Caleb Williams won a heisman?

He doesn't count. He's lost 6 games and it's about to be 7 if Cal wins 

[coachherman'sgrill 1,982]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Sweet! Now we can all relax and hopefully get out of this game with no more injuries. 

Not so fast my friend....

[ATXbronco 4,060]

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Is that your hand?

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,342]

God, you fuckers are such massive pussies. It's clear at this point that Sark is not concerned with the final score and is trying to get this bitch-assed oline to work together at the goal line for once. 

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,329]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

So you think Maalik might be better than Ewers? 

[fellside 1,076]

Just now, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

What on earth are you talking about? Every single thing you said was wrong.

[Rimbo 25,781]

I was all prepared to yell at Sark for yet another mind-numbing failure to kick a field goal with 4th and goal.

Thank you, Maalik and AD, for saving me the effort.

[Atticus 3,922]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

confident is one thing, he's late on many reads. That last throw to Mitchell was money.

[Hefeweizen 5,307]

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

This is not a playoff team.

Unless it is.  You seem miserable watching this team.

[texastroubadour 1,204]

2 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

This is not a playoff team.

I’m afraid you’re right. Eye test fail

[David Dennison 18,657]

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

maybe now you idiots will shut the fuck up

[cmontexas 3,253]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

[Nicole44 22,027]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Not so fast my friend....

Well I can’t see BYU scoring. The injury thing I hope we can get out of this game not losing anyone else. 

[Laxtonto 11,933]

Need to keep getting Malik reps D. Go out and force another TO and then let us keep trying t o figure out what we can do with him in the red zone

[Thatguy 8,503]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

What? lol

[Rimbo 25,781]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I love titties

[Real Papi 975]

Nice set those feet and zip it Malik.  Adonai TD.  🤘🏼

[HtownHorn 14,487]

10 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

20 or 20.5 depending on the book

So, everyone that took Texas can relax a little.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,923]

3 minutes ago, Injury Prone said:

I know Taafe’s brother is somewhere in the stands talking shit to somebody 😂

"brother landed Arch Manning AND he makes weird fucking great plays, bitch!"

[Redneck Mutha 7,935]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

This is not a playoff team.

[DaysOff 7,852]

7 straight games of 30+ points. Do we get there today?

[bad_teammate 13,132]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Is that your hand?

Sorry, bud, you're too poor to even ask that question.

[VaLonghorn99 340]

It feels like we should have 52+ points but here we are 28-6 - Horns about to beat their magic underwear donning nemesis 

[Rimbo 25,781]

Just now, Thatguy said:

What? lol

imma's a Maalik fanboy. It's the old thing; backup QB is always the most popular player on the team.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,145]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Up three TD's in the 4th with nine minutes left

Time for the Manning or nah?

Yep

[Jkwellborn 6,653]

Up three TD's in the 4th with nine minutes left
Time for the Manning or nah?

Murphy needs all the work he can get.

[D3zii 3,642]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

God, you fuckers are such massive pussies. It's clear at this point that Sark is not concerned with the final score and is trying to get this bitch-assed oline to work together at the goal line for once. 

[TexArcher 37,515]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Maalik is far more confident over the middle of the field and in the pocket than Quinn. Long ball is tie. Ball security is a tie. Progression reads are slight Maalik favor because of his pocket presence, but early cuz byu sucks. 

Maalik is also fortunate to only have two turnovers.

This game has been a mixed bag.  As expected.

[ChickenSandwich 9,798]

6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Haha! Settle down pussies 

Go fuck yourself bitch 

[Tonesky 917]

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

God, you fuckers are such massive pussies. It's clear at this point that Sark is not concerned with the final score and is trying to get this bitch-assed oline to work together at the goal line for once. 

It’s not working