The Steve Sarkisian WTF are you doing questionable playcalling thread........

[StassneyHorn 6670]

First Half

TAKE.THE.FUCKING.POINTS.

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

He’s a terrible situational coach. Jfc. They should’ve ran the ball the last possession and KState probably wouldn’t have gotten the ball back. Moron

[Tx_2_Sc85 332]

I don’t have an answer for what the fuck he thinks he’s doing. He’s either letting his ego get the better of him or he’s an absolute mongoloid. 

[DreadHead 117]

The play calling makes me want to cut people. Who let's Sark do the dumb things?

[Pimphand 6000]

57 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Guaranteed ball on 25

nope, let’s re kick

Sark is such a dumb coach 

Pac-2 lifer bullshit.

[C-Man 27292]

Take the points stupid. Should’ve been 20-0.

[Pimphand 6000]

Just now, DreadHead said:

The play calling makes me want to cut people. Who let's Sark do the dumb things?

Sark....

He needs St Nicky Natas to override his Pac-2 stupidity but we don't have that.

When Saban retires we should hire him to mudhole Sark's stupidity. All you have to is show up on game day and tell that fuckstick to eat shit

[LonghornBreeder 550]

Not sure why I posted this in the game thread...

 

Based on game play and stat-o-metrics or whatever, going for it on 4th and fieldgoal might make sense. But Sark needs to factor in that we are constantly getting fucked by refs and we should just take every point we have in our grasp.

[Pimphand 6000]

5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

Not sure why I posted this in the game thread...

 

Based on game play and stat-o-metrics or whatever, going for it on 4th and fieldgoal might make sense. But Sark needs to factor in that we are constantly getting fucked by refs and we should just take every point we have in our grasp.

I mean coach like you are at Texas not like you are at Oregon....

[williemackgarza 1826]

Hmm, coulda use a few more points at this point

[msucolt45 4100]

WTF - totally in control and now we have a nail biter.

Hook’em!!!

[UTEE97 3524]

Why do we run these routes short of the sticks on 3r downs?

[Saint Tacky 1622]

 I mean, you have to laugh to avoid crying at Sarkisian's inability to fundamentally manage a football game. All of the riverboat gambler bullshit and complete lack of understanding when and how putting points on the board - ANY points - are important. It’s indicative of either habitually reckless behavior (unacceptable) or a conscious disregard for potential results (negligence). Neither is remotely close to tolerable.

[Pimphand 6000]

Someone needs to whip this pussy bitches ass. Fuck everyone who thinks Sark is the answer.

Get fucked

[troph 24916]

Talent is saving us which is amazing in and of itself. Sark is a bed wetting game manager tho. Fuck this heart attack shit. 8-1 is 8-1 but damn he can’t blow out a shit opponent to save his life.

[ButtFumble 5186]

fucking kick the mother fucking field goal you fucking fuck WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.......FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

when will this fucking fucker fucking learn

KICK THE FUCKING FIELD FUCKING GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you keep a fucking team down damn it.....you wear their fucking asses out....they get a big play and they are still down by a lot because YOU TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING POINTS FUCK

you fuck off the points because of fucking stupid fucking no fucking reason and you give them life....they make a big play and they are that much closer......it is the end of the game and you are bigger and stronger, but they are still in it because YOU FUCKED OFF POINTS FOR NO FUCKING REASON

you want them to look up tired as fuck and see they still have a long way to go not "oh shit if we get points here we are close"

FUCKING IF YOU DO NOT LEARN SHIT BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN THE FUCKING EVER AT LEAST FUCKING LEARN THIS SARK

[LonghornBreeder 550]

Can I borrow someone's Costco card next Sunday?

I'm gonna need a new TV, if Sark keeps the offense on the field when we're in fieldgoal range next week.

[ztejas 43583]

This thread is embarassing and OP should be ashamed for starting it. And I like OP.

Sark is crushing it. 

Next thread. 

[perfectchaos007 6679]

2 of the last 3 games have seen Texas blow 20+ point leads that allowed the opponent to tie the game. VERY fortunate to pull out wins in both occasions 

[TXpride 550]

Why did he not call a TO on KSate's missed FG attempt? It ended up benefitting us, but that's basic clock management shit. That said, I didn't think he was that bad today. Turnovers are what nearly (and probably should have) cost us the game.

[Ignatius 4050]

5 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fucking kick the mother fucking field goal you fucking fuck WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.......FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

when will this fucking fucker fucking learn

KICK THE FUCKING FIELD FUCKING GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you keep a fucking team down damn it.....you wear their fucking asses out....they get a big play and they are still down by a lot because YOU TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING POINTS FUCK

you fuck off the points because of fucking stupid fucking no fucking reason and you give them life....they make a big play and they are that much closer......it is the end of the game and you are bigger and stronger, but they are still in it because YOU FUCKED OFF POINTS FOR NO FUCKING REASON

you want them to look up tired as fuck and see they still have a long way to go not "oh shit if we get points here we are close"

FUCKING IF YOU DO NOT LEARN SHIT BETWEEN NOW AND WHEN THE FUCKING EVER AT LEAST FUCKING LEARN THIS SARK

That FG was less ‘automatic’ than the two kicks they fucked up. If the kicking game goes to form in this game we lose by a point in regulation…

[Firemans4Horn 18135]

We have a backup qb with a bad back. Sark thinks he can design a MENSA offense and have Murphy make home run plays when really he just needs to play the percentages. It’s ok to run on 2nd and 5. 
 

The screen play on 3rd and 14 with a makeshift oline and backup qb is just a dumbass play call. 

[RichUT 1832]

The toss to Baxter on 3rd and 3 felt doomed from the start. I’d love to see a frame by frame breakdown of that one to see if it ever had a chance.

I don’t know shit about fuck but I was yelling for a ZR look where MM kept it. KSU had stopped respecting that look and it felt like something that might catch them way off guard.

[msucolt45 4100]

It’s Fng “game management” where I scratch my head. End of the 1st half? Sometimes it’s just good to settle for a FG.

The whole 2nd half was a “head scratcher.”

Very fortunate to escape with a win at home.

Hook’em!!!

[Jkwellborn 6772]

The toss to Baxter on 3rd and 3 felt doomed from the start. I’d love to see a frame by frame breakdown of that one to see if it ever had a chance.

I don’t know shit about fuck but I was yelling for a ZR look where MM kept it. KSU had stopped respecting that look and it felt like something that might catch them way off guard.

Yeah, I didn’t think he’d go back to that one after the td.

[msucolt45 4100]

MM ain’t going to run and the opponents know that already.

Hook’em!!!

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5638]

3 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

First Half

TAKE.THE.FUCKING.POINTS.

Its been mind blowing how every coach since mack brown leaves easy points on the field. Sarks constant 4th down attempts remind me every bit of tom herman trying to appear "tough." Just kick the fucking fgs.

[RichUT 1832]

11 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Yeah, I didn’t think he’d go back to that one after the td.

Well, totally different plays. In the most simplistic terms, they were both tosses to Baxter, but that’s about where they end. The TD was on 4th and 1 and came from under center with a formation that suggested a sneak/shove. That play subverted the formation and surprised the D.

The situation for the failed 3rd down call was totally different, and the play design didn’t seem to take advantage of the obvious pressure KSU was going to be bringing given the criticality of the outcome. 

[kevwun 15938]

You don’t want Murphy throwing over middle.  It’s an int waiting to happen.  He throws a pretty nice deep ball, but when they take that away shit gets real dicey.  Since he’s not a running threat, our options are very limited.

[DixonHur 11403]

If Ewers is still out next week, Sark is going to have to encourage Maalik to run on some of those RPOs and options.  Late in the game KSU stopped playing the QB on those plays.

[StassneyHorn 6670]

Yea the duck in the second quarter looked to have the right hash and out completely open.