Game Thread Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox

[cabowabo 4,484]

1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

KState's head coach watches Sark being a fucking moron all game and thinks, "I can go dumber." 🤣

 

Yep. Maalik was going to hand them the game in that OT. I appreciate the aggressiveness, but not in that situation. 

[StassneyHorn 6,575]

I owe 10 of you vague ass posters a neg for saying it was over with no mention of the result. I owe another 10 of you mfers a neg for saying let them score a td before the missed fg cause your math teacher should have done it years ago

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,182]

Just now, ajax said:

RIP my blood pressure 

Me too. Let's hold hands and die together 

[ousux 5,597]

WTF!!!
 
And fuck you Vegas for nailing the spread agian

Vegas has CIA project Stargate remote viewing on their side, sure if it now.

[Js1 85,297]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

hahah fuck ATM

Now for OU and LSU to lose and the day will be complete 

[Slacks 6,819]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

Going for that on 4th down made zero sense. They had all the momentum and our offense was struggling to complete a forward pass. 

I wonder what the play was supposed to look like. 

[USNALonghorn 5,078]

Offense and DBs better be carrying DLs water for the rest of the season

[Lonestar88 4,629]

1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Going for that on 4th down made zero sense. They had all the momentum and our offense was struggling to complete a forward pass. 

The only way it makes sense is if they just didn’t trust that kicker.

[LTtxfan 49,148]

Survive and advance...  WOW 🤘

[Teamdirtyleg 1,060]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

I think I need to go see the cardiologist for the first time in my life.

 

I’ll take it

Edited November 4, 2023 by Teamdirtyleg

[Fastbreak 3,984]

8 win Sark

[DreadHead 115]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

these fuckers really wanted us to lose, fuck em

I never want us to lose. Which is why it sucks to see poor play calls that increase the odds of us losing. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5,792]

Lmao nice ending. The best part of the game, by far, was Sark throwing the power to the people fist, then turning away before the last play. 

[achooloco 1,067]

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Glad they won.  Performance won’t do shit for their playoff prospects though.  Guess we hope Iowa State keeps winning to make that game look better nationally and then, of course, find a way to catch and beat OU in the Big XII championship.  Lots of questions for this team though

feel like we got one big one behind the center. even ewers showed warts, while unfortunately MM ain't the answer. And I was really hoping MM would bring it home but nah, just don't see it right now. Damn good backup in a pinch but not confident he is a good starter next year

[WinningIsHard 4,028]

I can’t tell you how hard I laugh at the thought that kleyman didn’t just take the points and make our defense play another series. First they out coached us then they out coached themselves 

 

[PittsburghTiger 6,175]

I’m working at the Pitt game. I was following along the ESPN Gamecast. What happened? It was third down inside the five, or at the six, then what? Did State mismanage the clock?

[Willfully Horn 8,002]

I, for one, am grateful KS’s coach went for the win.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

My heart can’t take much more of Sark’s close games.

[thepop 4,409]

Didn't read thread but i assume this is the general sentiment

Fucking sark not taking the 3 points early.

Quinn cant come back soon enough

[ousux 5,597]

It's funny watching the stupidity by so many coaches every Saturday.   Kick the field goal.  Make the stop.  Win.  But NO. 

Klieman is one of the best, makes bagging on Sark a bit tougher.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,182]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

hahah fuck ATM

Love it 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,167]

It’s amazing how many times this team has looked to be on the way to absolute domination, an absolute blowout, only to take their feet COMPLETELY off the gas and let inferior competition have a pulse.  Figure that out, and we can start talking playoffs

[52-80 19,147]

When texas and playoff contention is mentioned in the same sentence:

 

 

[Newdoc 3,439]

4 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

This is about as unsatisfying as a win can be. Hook ‘Em. 

I said that about Houston. K-State at least has a pulse.

[CycleTex87 2,967]

Kind of a dry mudhole. 

[chainsaw 9,861]

None of this happens without the bullshit personal foul on 3rd down btw

[Thatguy 8,682]

 and I say this with the most love.......

 

 Fuck all y'all pussy ass motherfuckers bro. All of you guys need to go sit in the tub and get the sand out of your vaginas. What a bunch of soft ass, grown ass men here.

[Horn80 6,114]

Murphy ain’t the guy.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,182]

Meanwhile UF and Arkie are also in OT lol 

[Hermanator 7,032]

Holy shit I can't believe we won that. Klieman out Sark'd Sark to close that game with sheer stupidity. Trying to run Howard up the middle from shotgun on 3rd and 1 when literally anywhere else on the defense they could win but that one. Then going for 2 in OT when we have no QB and the worst red zone offense is astronomically stupid. That's like hitting on 20. 

[oh_snap 694]

4 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

This is about as unsatisfying as a win can be. Hook ‘Em. 

Said that after the cougar game. And I’m betting we will say it again before the end of the season. 
But fuck it. Just win baby

[immamac 42,838]

Party now. Tailgate. 

[Covri 6,245]

Never a doubt in my mind!

[ATXbronco 4,062]

Does not suck.  

[sith_horn 2,379]

4 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Glad they won.  Performance won’t do shit for their playoff prospects though.  Guess we hope Iowa State keeps winning to make that game look better nationally and then, of course, find a way to catch and beat OU in the Big XII championship.  Lots of questions for this team though

Backup QB is a plausible explanation though. Just have to keep winning.

[elfenix 34,227]

that was very much a ruined orgasm of a win

[Lhorn 4,912]

Gotta hand it to KSU’s resilience.  They just wanted to give away the win more than we did.  

[fellside 1,113]

There was zero chance we were getting the ball in the end zone in any OT or 2 points conversion period. Thank you K State.

8-1 feels good. Getting any win while Ewers is out feels good. Overcoming coaching feels good. Keep going.

[89Horn 1,514]

That was horribad.

Well, refs, I’m so sorry you couldn’t win the game for K-State.  I know you tried your best.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

feel like we got one big one behind the center. even ewers showed warts, while unfortunately MM ain't the answer. And I was really hoping MM would bring it home but nah, just don't see it right now. Damn good backup in a pinch but not confident he is a good starter next year

Rumor had it, there would be turnovers..

[BillyGoatHill 4,312]

Dumb and dumber. 
 
What did they say to each other at midfield?

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1,566]

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’m working at the Pitt game. I was following along the ESPN Gamecast. What happened? It was third down inside the five, or at the six, then what? Did State mismanage the clock?

3&G from 4, deflected pass 

4&G from 4, went for it and got sacked. 

Edited November 4, 2023 by BurntOrangeBlooded15

[ousux 5,597]

Love it 

Fuck, I don't. This means the gomers will break the piggy banks once again. I don't want them to stumblefuck into hiring an actual good coach.

[52-80 19,147]

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

 and I say this with the most love.......

 

 Fuck all y'all pussy ass motherfuckers bro. All of you guys need to go sit in the tub and get the sand out of your vaginas. What a bunch of soft ass, grown ass men here.

Nah. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,598]

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Horns survive 33-30 against KSU

Per a former  Michigan head coach, games with scores in the 30s are the best games ever.

Horns survive.

Give me, all the ugly wins. Right now, only W's matter

[Gut Wagon 8,065]

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

The only way it makes sense is if they just didn’t trust that kicker.

I was thrilled they went for it. I figured their kicker would make the 3 and Bert then would miss his requisite 1 per game in 2OT. 

[MillerEP 30,448]

I’m working at the Pitt game. I was following along the ESPN Gamecast. What happened? It was third down inside the five, or at the six, then what? Did State mismanage the clock?

No the inexplicably went for it on 4th in overtime instead of taking the easy field goal to force a 2 overtime

[Js1 85,297]

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Backup QB is a plausible explanation though. Just have to keep winning.

Just win, baby 

[EuroHorn 3,259]

5 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

I think Big 12 Champ game and a good bowl is our ceiling.  Don't see the playoff committee putting this garbage in over other 1 loss teams

We will drop at least one spot in the polls. Maybe two